[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Not really you still did not tell me the difference. And besides old man i would kick the bible out of your back pocket

Desdemona, you're a lost soul...I do not have a Bible in my back pocket, nor could a Bible fit in my back pocket.

Why don't you come to my site The Church of Spaceship Jesus which holds an ecunemical alliance with the good people of Landover. You need religion in your life. I can tell by reading your posts you are an angry, sad, confused little girl....but SPACESHIP JESUS TRUTH can show you the way, my lost little friend.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

"Dee daa doo
i drive a truck and praise the lord

I have a degree in Buisness, Chemistry, Nuclear physics, and Philosophy i proved gods existence using linear algebra!
Beat women and children for fun!!!

F*** YEAH

oh and did i mention i drive a truck"

you see it makes no sense

Quick question for you. Do you believe everything you read? Do read and chose what to believe and what to ignore? Or do you think everything is a lie because the voices in your head tell you so?
For a while there, you were almost writing properly and making (more or less, mostly less) reasonable statements. I think I was right earlier about you, community college, and barely graduated.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Not till I drag you to hell barbie.
O and no women allowed in this thread this is where god fearing men decide together how to mistreat their wives.

not very godly to call someone a fag for calling your bluff

Where do you get off calling a respected lady of the church that??? Likewise, how dare a newbie troll who only created his account to bitch about this topic even command a good True Christian™ woman like Sister Thumper where to go!!!

I am outraged. Have you no sense of decency and respect, boy?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

go bash some heathens

I do not literally bash any heathens. I simply bash their heathen believes. Therefore, that's what I am in the process of doing.

you always answer the same way: GOD, blah blah GOD
logical yes because you will always win since i can't disprove god but then again I can't disprove fairies or santa can I

You always answer the same way, NO GOD, blah blah NO GOD.

Why don't you try to explain to me why you don't believe in God for some reason other than you simply don't believe in God? And while you are at it, keep a civil tongue while doing it. You seem incapable of writing a message without using foul language, threats, or crude insults.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

james.... sorry James you may not have claimed that you beat your wife but have you disciplined her?

Thank you for using proper case, even if it was done a bit facetiously.

Of course I have disciplined her. When she has made a mistake, I have pointed out her error, taught her the correct method or procedure, and we go on. You think I have not been disciplined? From my experience, the worst, rudest people in the world are those that have not been disciplined. Children whose parents do not care, are not disciplined. Were you ever disciplined?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Not till I drag you to hell barbie.
O and no women allowed in this thread this is where god fearing men decide together how to mistreat their wives.

not very godly to call someone a fag for calling your bluff

Have fun in quarantine Hell silly little queer!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Where do you get off calling a respected lady of the church that??? Likewise, how dare a newbie troll who only created his account to bitch about this topic even command a good True Christian™ woman like Sister Thumper where to go!!!

I am outraged. Have you no sense of decency and respect, boy?

Thank you Brother. I swear those uppity queers have NO respect. You don't see US over in their forum, flailing, prancing and lisping about. How dare they think they can prance over to GOD'S Favorite Forum and poop all over it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I know sister. I have been calmly speaking to them for quite some time and all they wanted to do is bad mouth Landover, the Church, the Bible and God. A man can only take so much before he is ready to blow off some steam. Now, where is my wife?

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Thank you Brother. I swear those uppity queers have NO respect. You don't see US over in their forum, flailing, prancing and lisping about. How dare they think they can prance over to GOD'S Favorite Forum and poop all over it.

I completely agree. I'm honestly baffled why this poor church is under constant attack. This site is meant for the good people of Landover to discuss the Bible, witness to others, and enjoy communal bonding, yet mean-spirited non-believers are relentlessly coming wave after wave, foaming at the mouth with stupidity and hatred!

No one from Landover goes to other sites to attack people....so why do they come here and do it to us? What has Landover ever done to deserve such intolerance and enmity?

[marabunta2048]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I completely agree. I'm honestly baffled why this poor church is under constant attack. This site is meant for the good people of Landover to discuss the Bible, witness to others, and enjoy communal bonding, yet mean-spirited non-believers are relentlessly coming wave after wave, foaming at the mouth with stupidity and hatred!

No one from Landover goes to other sites to attack people....so why do they come here and do it to us? What has Landover ever done to deserve such intolerance and enmity?

This isn't anything personal against landover, or anything personal against anyone of you people, the point here is that most people consider it "not done" to beat their wives or girlfriends. Even I myself who is not a christian (I have no religion actually) don't think it's normal or even necessary to beat my girlfriend. I don't see the point of her masturbating in the showers, I don't believe it is a bad thing if she does, she'll get to know her own body better that way, so she'll know what pleasures her more.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Son, masturbation is the devils handiwork. "Beating" a wife is mere terminology. When you whip an egg, you get a 12' bull whip? Of course not. MasterBeating is another thing altogether. Learning about your body is something that happens under the covers at summer camp.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This isn't anything personal against landover, or anything personal against anyone of you people, the point here is that most people consider it "not done" to beat their wives or girlfriends. Even I myself who is not a christian (I have no religion actually) don't think it's normal or even necessary to beat my girlfriend. I don't see the point of her masturbating in the showers, I don't believe it is a bad thing if she does, she'll get to know her own body better that way, so she'll know what pleasures her more.

Friend,

Masturbation is a sin against God and leads to homosexuality. A god fearing husband is going to want to help his wife before he comes home and find her in bed with some female truck driver. This may mean some tough love but sometimes you got to make the hard choices if you love someone.

I assume you are against child molesting, right? Well I assume you don't want to see your girlfriend turned into a sex crazy deviant stalking Catholic school girls. You need to do what is right before things go bad.

Eva Braun, Hitler's wife touched herself in the shower.

[marabunta2048]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Son, masturbation is the devils handiwork. "Beating" a wife is mere terminology. When you whip an egg, you get a 12' bull whip? Of course not. MasterBeating is another thing altogether. Learning about your body is something that happens under the covers at summer camp.

Well guess that means I'm possessed by the devil, and I believe most of you are to, I do not believe that none of you ever masturbate.

Friend,

Masturbation is a sin against God and leads to homosexuality. A god fearing husband is going to want to help his wife before he comes home and find her in bed with some female truck driver. This may mean some tough love but sometimes you got to make the hard choices if you love someone.

I assume you are against child molesting, right? Well I assume you don't want to see your girlfriend turned into a sex crazy deviant stalking Catholic school girls. You need to do what is right before things go bad.

Eva Braun, Hitler's wife touched herself in the shower.

I don't see how a woman can turn homosexual but that's just me I guess.
I also do not believe you should fear god, altough I don't believe in any god whatsoever, I still think that if you do believe in a god, any god, you shouldn't fear him, you should embrace him. And I for sure wouldn't mind to see my girlfriend turned into a sex crazy deviant as long as it's only for me, and I don't have to beat her for that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I don't see how a woman can turn homosexual but that's just me I guess.
I also do not believe you should fear god, altough I don't believe in any god whatsoever, I still think that if you do believe in a god, any god, you shouldn't fear him, you should embrace him. And I for sure wouldn't mind to see my girlfriend turned into a sex crazy deviant as long as it's only for me, and I don't have to beat her for that.

I fear and love God friend. He promises to burn anyone and everyone in Hell for all of eternity of you break even the smallest of His laws.

Now masturbation is already a homosexual act; your girlfriend is having sex with a woman, herself. It is only a small step from that to child molestation.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

All women are this close || to having torrid depraved lesbian affairs. We have found, in nearly 400 years of close, in depth studies, men have to be ever vigilant to prevent this horrid disease from afflicting women. As soon as a woman digitally excites herself, soon they begin spin dry riding and it is a short trip from there to full blown all nude 'tupper ware' parties. Once those thrills have run their course, they start to look elsewhere, my house, your house, and yours,,, and yours and yours! Hell in a hand cart.