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  • #601
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Show us in the bible where God said it was ok to beat your wife. Cuz if you can pfove it, I'll gladly come over and beat any of ya'lls wives.


    With my ***reference to small object removed***.


    Oh, and your word filters are gay, thats not my damn username.

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    • #602
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Originally posted by Vash2341 View Post
      We do not forgive, we do not forget...
      Even knowing where you can come from, i still think that you should still be respectful toward the persons on this forum.
      I herd you liek to discuss people's opinions the hard way.
      Please follow our lord's path, and come in peace, my friend.

      As for the thread's subject, i believe that beating your wife is justified from the fact that we came onto earth from eden because of them.
      And if every Bible-based religion do the same, it's because that behavior toward women has been ordered by god himself.

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      • #603
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by gaypeggy View Post
        Show us in the bible where God said it was ok to beat your wife. Cuz if you can pfove it, I'll gladly come over and beat any of ya'lls wives.


        With my ***reference to small object removed***.


        Oh, and your word filters are gay, thats not my damn username.
        This thread is about beating, not about tickling.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #604
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Kyle, just shut up before the Lord really kicks your 17 year old behind.

          Don't play the internet warrior when you are as dumb as, well, the dumbest thing you can think of.
          heh kinda awkward you would Google a 17 year old boy..and just because im 17 doesn't mean i couldn't kick the shit out of you, but you should know this since my profile does include that im from east st. Louis..and i don't intend to play the internet "warrior" since logic is non-existant on this thread i don't have a need to show any itelligence..

          kinda wierd how you think im dumb when you have no idea what i have amounted to..go google my iq and then tell me im dumb..

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          • #605
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Vash2341 View Post
            heh kinda awkward you would Google a 17 year old boy..and just because im 17 doesn't mean i couldn't kick the shit out of you, but you should know this since my profile does include that im from east st. Louis..and i don't intend to play the internet "warrior" since logic is non-existant on this thread i don't have a need to show any itelligence..

            kinda wierd how you think im dumb when you have no idea what i have amounted to..go google my iq and then tell me im dumb..
            Your threats have been passed along to the proper authorities, punk. After the feds get done with you, Jesus is going to wad you up and toss you into the flames of hell. And I can't wait to watch!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #606
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Vash2341 View Post
              heh kinda awkward you would Google a 17 year old boy..and just because im 17 doesn't mean i couldn't kick the shit out of you, but you should know this since my profile does include that im from east st. Louis..and i don't intend to play the internet "warrior" since logic is non-existant on this thread i don't have a need to show any itelligence..

              kinda wierd how you think im dumb when you have no idea what i have amounted to..go google my iq and then tell me im dumb..
              Let's see....... You are:
              1 Sexually confused
              2 Likes to play with (forgive me fellow Landovers) sh*t
              3 Is one heck of a smart guy, look how he spells 'itelligence'

              Boy, I am mighty impressed.

              So you are a gay, sh*t eating moron, right? You kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #607
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by Vash2341 View Post
                heh kinda awkward you would Google a 17 year old boy..and just because im 17 doesn't mean i couldn't kick the shit out of you, but you should know this since my profile does include that im from east st. Louis..and i don't intend to play the internet "warrior" since logic is non-existant on this thread i don't have a need to show any itelligence..

                kinda wierd how you think im dumb when you have no idea what i have amounted to..go google my iq and then tell me im dumb..
                Based on your grammar skills, spelling skills, and inability to engage in abstract reasoning, I would estimate your IQ as falling at least three standard deviations below 100. Because of your retard strength, it is a good possibility that you could kick the “shit” out of most people on this forum.
                Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                • #608
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  This is basically the jest of the Bible in a few paragraphs, anyways.



                  Also, I find it disgusting that the starter of this thread would walk in on his wife anyways. I mean you couldn't be deaf and not hear the water running, right? Do you really get a kick out of watching you wife clean herself? You sick, sick bastard.

                  I think this whole thing is ridiculous and that you guys are basically insane. I suggest you seek mental help immediately, because you guys are way too old for imaginary friends(this fellow called "God").

                  By the way, when I registered it wouldn't let me put in that Hitler died for my sins for the random question. I wonder why that is?

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                  • #609
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Wow, yet another 4chan troll. So surprising.

                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                    • #610
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by MistaWood View Post
                      This is basically the jest of the Bible in a few paragraphs, anyways.



                      Also, I find it disgusting that the starter of this thread would walk in on his wife anyways. I mean you couldn't be deaf and not hear the water running, right? Do you really get a kick out of watching you wife clean herself? You sick, sick bastard.

                      I think this whole thing is ridiculous and that you guys are basically insane. I suggest you seek mental help immediately, because you guys are way too old for imaginary friends(this fellow called "God").

                      By the way, when I registered it wouldn't let me put in that Hitler died for my sins for the random question. I wonder why that is?
                      How controversal. Let me guess, you can't be much older than 19?
                      Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                      • #611
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Brother, be kind to these trolls. They can barely read the age restrictions on the games they buy, let alone the works of God.
                        BEHOLD!!!
                                                 THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                        May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                        • #612
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
                          Brother, be kind to these trolls. They can barely read the age restrictions on the games they buy, let alone the works of God.
                          Max is right. That picture is just an example of unintentional humor. In reality most people on /b/ have such dire literacy skills that they need pictures like the one displayed to tell them what actually happened in the Bible.

                          You seriously can't expect some 14 year old "omg moar lolcats over 9000" /b/tard to understand the intricate and challenging English of the King James Bible, can you?
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • #613
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            Howdy everybody,
                            I would like to express my concern to my fellow church going man about this unexplainable display his wife forced him to endure. In your shoes I would have not been able to stomach It.
                            I also endured a somewhat disgusting scene in the shower, my daughter was showering and touching her privates, at such a young age this must be sin but as she is not my wife I have no clue how severely to punish her for such acts.
                            Your thoughts brothers?

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                            • #614
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              Your assumptions that all of the "trolls" here are from 4chan is ambiguous.

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                              • #615
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Oh no, not grammatical errors!"is" in the last post is supposed be be "are"

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