[NeutronVette]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Gloves shouldn't be necessary, I suspect she's clean if she's been in the shower.
Wait- are you leading me on?!?!

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

[dont look up]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

hemp rope and a cheap ass extension cord. keep them on a tool belt and wear it 24/7 to keep her in line.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Yes! You definitely ain't doin it right if you aren't getting of... I mean spying in stereo sound.

Another thing. Do you folks wear gloves when you pull your wives out of the shower?

My hands are usually slipping all over the place and I have to grab hold of her milk bags to hold her down.

If you do recommend gloves, which brand? Thanks.

How dare you post something like that?
You heathen you

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Latex gloves would work. I have boxes of those. You just throw them out when you're done.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

A towel?

[NeutronVette]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Latex gloves would work. I have boxes of those. You just throw them out when you're done.

Thanks, you seem to be the word of wisdom on this forum.

[Flashover]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This thread was emailed to me from a good friend. I've had this problem in the past- a woman who pleasures herself without my consent or not in my presence, acting at my direction.

I've learned to direct her when and how to pleasure herself- not on her own selfish and unrighteous schedule, but on that of her keeper- me.

This is no longer an issue for me. I do not allow her to bathe, either in the shower or bath tub without proper and righteous supervision.

I am glad to find I'm not alone with regards to this ungodly situation.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This thread was emailed to me from a good friend. I've had this problem in the past- a woman who pleasures herself without my consent or not in my presence, acting at my direction.

I've learned to direct her when and how to pleasure herself- not on her own selfish and unrighteous schedule, but on that of her keeper- me.

This is no longer an issue for me. I do not allow her to bathe, either in the shower or bath tub without proper and righteous supervision.

I am glad to find I'm not alone with regards to this ungodly situation.

Slap her in the face, then watch her shower.
Fixes the problem/

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Slap her in the face, then watch her shower.
Fixes the problem/

You sound like a real man. Do you happen to drive a Godly Corvette?

[Flashover]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I'm not to the point of slapping her.

What I have done is subject her to repeated sexual contact until she swears that she cannot take any more.

I'm of the opinion that a sinner can sometimes be best cleansed of their sins by drowning in them.

Bless this forum.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I hope all of the haters and detractors above realize that there is some helpful information in this thread. Brother Dustpan is not the only person with such problems in his relationship.

User Flashover: Good luck with your wife.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You sound like a real man. Do you happen to drive a Godly Corvette?

No I drive a C4, it is an unknown and unloved car from chevy.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No I drive a C4, it is an unknown and unloved car from chevy.

You drive an explosive?

Anyway, C4, C5, C6, their days are numbered unless they come out with the Cobama, aren't they?

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You drive an explosive?

Anyway, C4, C5, C6, their days are numbered unless they come out with the Cobama, aren't they?

If Cobama means obama then yes unless Gm joints up with the anti-Christ then there will be no more.
But to OP, You should knock before entering the shower.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh, and don't forget to post this:



Jesus is watching you folks.