[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

All women are this close || to having torrid depraved lesbian affairs. We have found, in nearly 400 years of close, in depth studies, men have to be ever vigilant to prevent this horrid disease from afflicting women. As soon as a woman digitally excites herself, soon they begin spin dry riding and it is a short trip from there to full blown all nude 'tupper ware' parties. Once those thrills have run their course, they start to look elsewhere, my house, your house, and yours,,, and yours and yours! Hell in a hand cart.

Excellent point, Brother James! I also feel obligated to point out how easy it is to turn women into lesbians by simple exposure to pop culture. Katy Perry singing "I Kissed a Girl (and I liked it)" or Madonna and Britney Spears liplocking or Lady Gaga opening up about her bisexuality (just a stepping stone to full-blown lesbianism) makes young, impressionable girls feel that it is "OK" to experiment with being lesbians.

The end result is we are going to have a world in which women only want to have sex with other women and the birth rate will drop off and our glorious species will eventually become extinct.

An esteemed scientist has proven that homosexuality caused the death of dinosaurs.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I blame a lot of it on k d Lang.

A few years back, my wife and I were in the music store, looking for some good, Christian music. Of course, these 'portals of the devil' keep the good stuff in the back along with all the adult items. As we were walking back, the Missus picked one these Cd's of k d. Well, wouldn't you know it, next words out of her mouth was "She's pretty'. We had quite the discussion right there. Let's just say she kept her mouth shut for a few months after that little incident!

[Lost Jimmy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Excellent point, Brother James! I also feel obligated to point out how easy it is to turn women into lesbians by simple exposure to pop culture. Katy Perry singing "I Kissed a Girl (and I liked it)" or Madonna and Britney Spears liplocking or Lady Gaga opening up about her bisexuality (just a stepping stone to full-blown lesbianism) makes young, impressionable girls feel that it is "OK" to experiment with being lesbians.

The end result is we are going to have a world in which women only want to have sex with other women and the birth rate will drop off and our glorious species will eventually become extinct.

An esteemed scientist has proven that homosexuality caused the death of dinosaurs.

Are you kidding me?

1. God created man, so where did Dinosoars come from? You saying that we evolved?

2. An esteemed scientist? The top of one your many beer bottles?

We are overpopulation our glorious earth as it is. That's why God teaches us restraint so we may only populate when he guides us to.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

1. God created man, so where did Dinosoars come from? You saying that we evolved?

Jurassic Park... just kidding. What makes you think they actually existed?

2. An esteemed scientist? The top of one your many beer bottles?

Trust me, he knows what he is talking about here. Do not get into a mental gun fight unarmed, son.

We are overpopulation our glorious earth as it is. That's why God teaches us restraint so we may only populate when he guides us to.

That is right. A females job is to maintain the home and make Christian soldiers. When God wants more, he puts another miracle in the oven. Hey Guys, #9 is cooking right now, I just found out!

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Are you kidding me?

1. God created man, so where did Dinosoars come from? You saying that we evolved?

Are you kidding me? By what manner of logic did you derive the conclusion that the extinction of dinosaurs (note the spelling) supports the theory for evolution? Not even the deranged atheist, Dawkins, is stupid enough to make such a link. Please go back and reread your Evolution for Dummies and try again.

[Lost Jimmy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Jurassic Park... just kidding. What makes you think they actually existed?

Trust me, he knows what he is talking about here. Do not get into a mental gun fight unarmed, son.

That is right. A females job is to maintain the home and make Christian soldiers. When God wants more, he puts another miracle in the oven. Hey Guys, #9 is cooking right now, I just found out!

Hopefully God can save us from the sin that is your life and family. He encouraged his sons and daughters to learn and enjoy the fruits of being intellectual. Not to have more inbred children while you masturbate over your eldest daughter you sick hick. OH WAIT I hear a new KFC is opening up, why don't you go check it out,

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hopefully God can save us from the sin that is your life and family. He encouraged his sons and daughters to learn and enjoy the fruits of being intellectual. Not to have more inbred children while you masturbate over your eldest daughter you sick hick. OH WAIT I hear a new KFC is opening up, why don't you go check it out,

It seems everyday we have someone who visits this forum and makes allusions to intelligence despite the fact that his or her rebuttals are nothing but ad hominem attacks and unsupported claims.

[Father]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

To get back OT: showers are NOT the women's ride to Satan's arms. First of all, there's no such thing as a Satan, second of all, showers are meant to clean and in some cases to masturbate.

I mean, darn people, American citizens are dumber than dumb. Do not hit women, it is so illegal. How 'bout if you men get the sh*t beaten out of you, for every mistake you made? I would be a hero and save all the women of you guys. Just like Superman. Or Batman. Or any other superhero.

That is my opinion, that is my faith. No heaven, nor hell.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

How can you have faith without heaven or hell?

[isitreal?]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Skoften??

SKOFTEN!!!!!!
Geniaal deze site echt waar!

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Was that a declaration of war against Jesus? How could you possibly win?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

That is my opinion, that is my faith.

Exactly. Your opinion. And do you know where unsupported opinions lead? Straight to hell!

We can at least back our claims up with fact (The Bible). Quit spewing subjective malarchy, atheist punk!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

. Do not hit women, it is so illegal.

First, not every form of discipline could be considered "hitting". What about a swat to the buttocks with an open hand? Or pinching on the tender part of the upper arm? These are not hitting, but they are a form of discipline.

And none of the atheists that come in here and read the first post and immediately post a reply have any idea what else has been discussed in this thread. That is a very poor way to convince us of your specious arguments.

Nor do the innumerable non-believers ever post any proof that physically disciplining a willing True Christian™ wife without seriously injuring her is against the law. Do you know why this is? Because it is not against the law, pure and simple!

It just goes to show you what the secular education system produces, a bunch of know-nothing lay-abouts with very little to offer in any sort of rational discussion.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SKOFTEN!!!!!!
Geniaal deze site echt waar!

Genital does site egged war?

Do...you...speak...Eng-o-lish?...

[Father]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Arguments... All you guys arguments' are based on the bible... On god... Nobody ever seen god or jesus and nobody can actually claim that the bible is written on facts. I mean, how many times is the bible re-written? No facts are written in the bible, it's just based on some fague memories of to-be-proved-otherwise non-existing people.

I'm open for faith, and I'm open for discussion, but I need prove.

And since when does an opinion lead to hell, Tertius? Wou should ask yourself; "What is hell" and "Why hell"?