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  • #46
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Except for ten people according to the chart. Who were the ten people that Satan killed?

    Apparently it was the seven sons and three daughters of Job. Satan deceived Job's 'friends' into believing God was do it, just as he still does today. This makes the guilty appear innocent.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #47
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      Originally posted by I am retards View Post
      lol
      anyways , I let you guys to have your opinions about life
      I have mines , you have yours
      but I hate the fact that you think YOURS is better .
      I would I like to know ONE reason not RELATED to the bible to tell me WHY womens should not be treated equally?

      once again , NOT RELATED TO THE BIBLE.
      Why would Christians be interested in coming up with reasons other than God's Word? What better reason could there be?

      You really are retarded, aren't you?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #48
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by I am retards View Post
        lol
        anyways , I let you guys to have your opinions about life
        I have mines , you have yours
        but I hate the fact that you think YOURS is better .
        I would I like to know ONE reason not RELATED to the bible to tell me WHY womens should not be treated equally?

        once again , NOT RELATED TO THE BIBLE.
        You really are retarded. You are visiting www.landoverbaptist.net not www.churchofsatan.com or http://www.feministe.us/blog/ . The only reasons we need are from The Bible.
        Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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        • #49
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Dustin, your wife is certainly in need of a good beating. I recommend you slap or club her around the legs. This way she may wear long dresses and people who may wish to interfere will not see any bruising.

          Job 36:10
          He openeth also their ear to discipline, and commandeth that they return from iniquity.

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          • #50
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by High Queen of Dorkness View Post
            I shower all the time, and I'm fine.
            Yup. Me too. I also enjoy pleasuring myself. No men can tell me what to do, thats for sure. I'll pray for your wife, YOU WIFE BEATER. Hahah wow, i thought this was for christians, not evil wife beating power crazy creepy men! So sad. So sad.
            Wife beaters are weak and pathetic. We don't need to be punished. You do, FOR BEATING PEOPLE WEAKER THAN YOU. Stop being cowards.

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            • #51
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              You obviously don't have a real man to tell you what to do.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #52
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by emmybear View Post
                Yup. Me too. I also enjoy pleasuring myself. No men can tell me what to do, thats for sure. I'll pray for your wife, YOU WIFE BEATER. Hahah wow, i thought this was for christians, not evil wife beating power crazy creepy men! So sad. So sad.
                Then why are you visiting this site?

                Genesis 3:16
                Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                You may feel more comfortable visiting a site that shares your pagan/feminist beliefs: http://www.goddess.com/
                Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                • #53
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by emmybear View Post
                  Yup. Me too. I also enjoy pleasuring myself. No men can tell me what to do, thats for sure. I'll pray for your wife, YOU WIFE BEATER. Hahah wow, i thought this was for christians, not evil wife beating power crazy creepy men! So sad. So sad.
                  I hope you know that if you do not repent immediately for your dastardly sins, you will burn in Hell.
                  This is a forum for Christians, True Christians, not wishy washy hippies like you.
                  What you need, dear, is a REAL man, a Godly True Christian Man to put some sense into your thick skull.
                  I will pray for you, that God puts a REAL Man into your life.
                  Save me from the Godless UK!

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                  • #54
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Omg you ignorant fuck god did not intend for men to be superior over women guys that think they are better then women are just stupid self centered and need to get laid everyone is equal and has the right to please them selves in any way possible. I don't see how you can be so freaking stupid as to think this. This sounds like a church is trying to control people into doing what they want. Let me tell you something people have rights and can do what ever they want excluding breaking the law. I swear if I was your wife Id divorce your ass.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by you people are nuts. View Post
                      Omg you ignorant piffle god did not intend for men to be superior over women
                      Not only did God intend that we should be superior over women, He also intended that we should use punctuation.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by you people are nuts. View Post
                        Omg you ignorant piffle god did not intend for men to be superior over women
                        If you spent some time reading The Bible, you would see that God did intend for men to be superior over women. To state otherwise, is simply ignoring the facts.

                        everyone is equal and has the right to please them selves in any way possible.
                        Like pedaphilia and bestiality? Why do you hate children and puppies?

                        I don't see how you can be so freaking stupid
                        As someone ignorant of basic grammar, you should not call others stupid.
                        Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Ugh you guys are SICK. You have no right to beat on a woman. And i hope she leaves you! Also i hope your wife gets contact with the law. Because of domestic abuse. You can get in alot of trouble. That is absoutely sick why couldnt you just say "Well,i really don't appreciate you masturbating" NOT HITTING HER! I hope you end up in jail. I should so turn you in. Better yet ima find a way to get in contact with your wife. Knock some sense into her and tell her,she is not worth getting hit. And i really dont think GOD would like you hitting her either! Especially since shes preggy. You dumb@$$. And btw i am a christian. And all goth's do not worship satan. Uhm..If god was aganist shower's he wouldnt make rain. Also your lucky your wife isnt screwing around! It's okay to masturbate. God will take care of people. You do not beat a woman. I am turning your chruch in. You guys are sick, and i hope you go to hell for beating on your wife

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                          • #58
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            How did you get out of your manacles?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              I was never in them but you soon will be.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                maybe it's your fault, she obvioulsy she needs some form of pleasure
                                I want satan's steel up my bum

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