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  • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    I happened to stumble up on your site. Perhaps god send me?

    To let you know you shouldnt beat up woman doing the most normal thing in the world.

    And hopefully for your sake, that people masturbating arent going to hell. Cause id bet hell will be overflowing by now, ready to invade heaven.

    My intention wasnt too speak CUS.. But I havent heard anyone talk common sence, nor have I heard normal man too man speach on this forum as of yet.

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    • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      No I havent read the bible nor will I. Perhaps its time for god to send down a new defender of the faith cause its failing.

      My way of interpreting the word of god is not through ancient texts. I interpret the things that actually are bound to him still. From small to big things.

      For example:

      A child saying its first word, a honeybee spreading blossom from flower to flower. Standing outside in a thunderstorm at night watching the awesome powers that he bestows.

      Im not going to believe a single word a preacher of a religion told thousands of years ago. Perhaps his words were true, but im betting on it shit loads of people have erased several phrases and rewritten their own.

      I am a believer. I do believe in something more grand then us humans. But I wouldnt define it as god right away, I will see once Ive passed this lifetime.

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      • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
        No I havent read the bible nor will I. Perhaps its time for god to send down a new defender of the faith cause its failing.

        My way of interpreting the word of god is not through ancient texts. I interpret the things that actually are bound to him still. From small to big things.

        For example:

        A child saying its first word, a honeybee spreading blossom from flower to flower. Standing outside in a thunderstorm at night watching the awesome powers that he bestows.

        Im not going to believe a single word a preacher of a religion told thousands of years ago. Perhaps his words were true, but im betting on it shit loads of people have erased several phrases and rewritten their own.

        I am a believer. I do believe in something more grand then us humans. But I wouldnt define it as god right away, I will see once Ive passed this lifetime.
        I was right, you are a queer.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Thank you for using proper case, even if it was done a bit facetiously.

          Of course I have disciplined her. When she has made a mistake, I have pointed out her error, taught her the correct method or procedure, and we go on. You think I have not been disciplined? From my experience, the worst, rudest people in the world are those that have not been disciplined. Children whose parents do not care, are not disciplined. Were you ever disciplined?
          F@ck yea i was beaten you mess up you take your lumps like a man.

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          • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Believe what you may..

            You people havent evolved shit from the stone age mongrels walking about.

            perhaps trying to be more open minded and thinking out side the book might help.

            Gues when words cut short you just catogorise people. Im glad im not as narrow minded as you people.

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            • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Wanderer View Post

              You people havent evolved shit from the stone age mongrels walking about.
              Did you read that in some kind of atheist textbook? Was that in the 'Darwin' chapter?
              perhaps trying to be more open minded and thinking out side the book might help.

              Gues when words cut short you just catogorise people. Im glad im not as narrow minded as you people.
              Do you understand the concept of hypocrisy? It's the same as the pot calling the kettle black. That's what you did in your post. You started with an ad-hominem attack, and then finished by accusing us of doing the same. Do you see how stupid that looks?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Je zou het misschien ook in het ***ugly word deleted*** kunnen zeggen.

                Als het niet voor ons was dan was New-York, nieuw amsterdam. Behaarde bosaap. Ga je mama maar lekker neuken de hele dag, die waarschijnlijk al in der graf ligt weg te rotten.

                Ik lach me kapot om die onzin die jullie verspreiden. Maar heb ontzettende medelijden met de mensen die jullie mishandelen vanuit jullie geloof. Dit maakt jullie niets beter dan sommige moslims die hun vrouw burka's doen laten dragen.

                Perhaps you might learn something from the words above.


                Ive spend enough time of my life posting on this forum, for now.

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                • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Friend, I'm going to let your post stand, as it is a very typical one.

                  People like you, all these so called tolerant, educated, friendly and sophisticated visitors, very often come here to argue, and then the argument quickly ranges freely and angrily over such topics as the physical appearance of us True Christians, our qualities as a person, theories about our ancestors, suggested intercourse with our parents, and speculations as to what surprises the future might have in store for us and our church.

                  We've seen it before, and will no doubt do so again in the future.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                    rotten speak deleted

                    Perhaps you might learn something from the words above.
                    O-RLY?
                    Ive spend enough time of my life posting on this forum, for now.
                    Your comma usage is good, but you need to work on your apostrophes.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
                      Je zou het misschien ook in het Nederlands kunnen zeggen.

                      Als het niet voor ons was dan was New-York, nieuw amsterdam. Behaarde bosaap. Ga je mama maar lekker neuken de hele dag, die waarschijnlijk al in der graf ligt weg te rotten.

                      Ik lach me kapot om die onzin die jullie verspreiden. Maar heb ontzettende medelijden met de mensen die jullie mishandelen vanuit jullie geloof. Dit maakt jullie niets beter dan sommige moslims die hun vrouw burka's doen laten dragen.

                      Perhaps you might learn something from the words above.


                      Ive spend enough time of my life posting on this forum, for now.
                      Well, I speak Czech, and this gibberish looks decipherable. I'll have a go at it.

                      "Al's hat, was in New York and Dan watched as the night wore on, New Amsterdam. Be Hard Boston Sox!
                      (Doesn't like the Yankees! Al's hat must be a Yankee's ball cap.)

                      Your Mama licks nukes in Hell, Dang! The war cry in the lite vegetables is rotten.

                      I like my compote on onions and jelly spread. Mars has on the end medals, meat is menstruating like Julie who mishandled Julie's vannila Jelly.

                      (must be a vegetarian and this is some kind of anti-meat slogan!)

                      Ditto makes julie's nights better. Dan sums and ings Muslims. (?) Honey grows on Burkhas doing late dragons!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        Well, I speak Czech, and this gibberish looks decipherable. I'll have a go at it.

                        "Al's hat, was in New York and Dan watched as the night wore on, New Amsterdam. Be Hard Boston Sox!
                        (Doesn't like the Yankees! Al's hat must be a Yankee's ball cap.)

                        Your Mama licks nukes in Hell, Dang! The war cry in the lite vegetables is rotten.

                        I like my compote on onions and jelly spread. Mars has on the end medals, meat is menstruating like Julie who mishandled Julie's vannila Jelly.

                        (must be a vegetarian and this is some kind of anti-meat slogan!)

                        Ditto makes julie's nights better. Dan sums and ings Muslims. (?) Honey grows on Burkhas doing late dragons!


                        lol thats a start, making a positive out of a negative!

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                        • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          I have learned how to develop a digital filter with the help of JesOS and the LBC obscenity risk analysis algorythms that can help determine whether your woman is m'ing in the shower when she's alone. In addition to utilizing an IR filter and Ultra Violet polarizing lens, the software runs the image thru several hi-pass filters to highlight areas which are extremely aroused. Test results have been fairly accurate so far. I'm going to post some samples to show what kind of results you should expect.

                          These women are obviously just showering, as there is no indication of arousal:

                          She's only washing her hair. No problems here:


                          Can you guess what is going on here?

                          Impure!!

                          Even these three girls are able to save water by cleaning off together without causing any unnecessary arousal:


                          I'm willing to help any members with analyzing their images. All you have to do is send them to me via PM and I'll run them thru several filters and then let you know what I find.

                          you are one sick individual.

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                          • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            Originally posted by I'mTheAlmightyLord View Post
                            you are one sick individual.
                            Friend, this thread is about showers, not about good Brother Nobar's piles. Which he doesn't have. Obviously.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              You have that right Pastor. He is a chicken choking Homer. I bet he is on that Sex Offender list. And if he isn't yet, he will be. That boy is just plain sick in the head.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Originally posted by Desdemona View Post
                                F@ck yea i was beaten you mess up you take your lumps like a man.
                                Apparently, not hard and long enough. Did mommy do it, sissy boy?
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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