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  • ohmygollythetaliban
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2009
    • 2

    #76
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    This is just plain silly... I thought this was a joke until I read how sick and demented almost everyone is down here. Cmon? Padding your wife, a grown adult, a loved one, and with child? When your child comes crawling out of her womb in such physically abused scarred way that leaves you to wonder why you let foul mouthed preachers brainwash you into hitting your spouse, you will know a new kind of pain... Regret... Just plain and simple regret. Your religion here is not much different from the fundamental islamics who also hit their wives for the same reasons. Good luck joining all of humanity who are evil and deserve nothing of peace, love, and harmony.

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    • Netherregions
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2009
      • 4

      #77
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      I've never read so much comedy material in one place in my life! I'm a stand up comedian, and be sure "True Christians" you shall have the honor of being mencioned in my acted!!!!

      Now, on to a more serious note, you do know that what you are doing here is a crime right? To incite a man to commit violence is a crime... Hope the FBI doesn't find a link to this page... Oh no! Now, who was the bastard that already sent them the link?

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #78
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by PVT Parts View Post
        I've never read so much comedy material in one place in my life! I'm a stand up comedian, and be sure "True Christians" you shall have the honor of being mencioned in my acted!!!!
        Well, I hope your "acted" is better than your so called funny username...


        Now, on to a more serious note, you do know that what you are doing here is a crime right? To incite a man to commit violence is a crime... Hope the FBI doesn't find a link to this page... Oh no! Now, who was the bastard that already sent them the link?


        Bring it on pal. The DoF and the FBI work closely together. Expect a knock on your door soon.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Netherregions
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2009
          • 4

          #79
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Well, I hope your "acted" is better than your so called funny username...




          Bring it on pal. The DoF and the FBI work closely together. Expect a knock on your door soon.
          Knock on my door?!?!?! HAUHUAHAAUHAUHUAHAUHAUHAUHH We are continents apart!!! And that is why my english sucks!!

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #80
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Netherregions View Post
            Knock on my door?!?!?! HAUHUAHAAUHAUHUAHAUHAUHAUHH We are continents apart!!! And that is why my english sucks!!
            Yes Luis, we already knew that. Lawyer eh? Well, you should know that our security doesn't stop at the US border.

            So yeah, a knock on your mud hut then, that better?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2025
              • 15118

              #81
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Netherregions View Post
              Knock on my door?!?!?! HAUHUAHAAUHAUHUAHAUHAUHAUHH We are continents apart!!! And that is why my english sucks!!
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              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Netherregions
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2009
                • 4

                #82
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Yes Luis, we already knew that. Lawyer eh? Well, you should know that our security doesn't stop at the US border.

                So yeah, a knock on your mud hut then, that better?
                So here is the thing hotshot. Make some one knock at my door and i'll come here, apologise and turn into to one of you loonies!

                And it's not mud hut! It's made of bamboo!

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #83
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
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                  Sister, maybe you should add "Warning, contains nuts" before these savages want to sue us.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Ricardo Reis
                    Unsaved trash, terrorist Porto-geese
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • May 2009
                    • 25

                    #84
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                    Wife-beaters calling other people savages, oh the irony. The day for you to rot right before my eyes can't come soon enough.

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #85
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by Netherregions View Post
                      And it's not mud hut! It's made of bamboo!
                      They grow bamboo now in Cuiabá? Sheesh, can't stop progress now can one?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #86
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        Originally posted by 666Stan View Post
                        Wife-beaters calling other people savages, oh the irony. The day for you to rot right before my eyes can't come soon enough.
                        You may want to take some anger management courses Stan.

                        What's wrong with us following the WHOLE Bible?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Netherregions
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2009
                          • 4

                          #87
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          They grow bamboo now in Cuiabá? Sheesh, can't stop progress now can one?
                          Yeah! Amazing! I'm hoping TV will reach here in a year or two! I want to watch por videos!


                          By the way "wide ope" nice nick too!! HAHAHAHAHA
                          So, who rammed you so much you ***blasphemy deleted*** to make your ass's ***blasphemy deleted*** your own name? HAUAHUAHUAHU
                          Last edited by Wide-Open; 05-29-2009, 03:50 PM. Reason: Blasphemy

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                          • Ricardo Reis
                            Unsaved trash, terrorist Porto-geese
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • May 2009
                            • 25

                            #88
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            You may want to take some anger management courses Stan.

                            What's wrong with us following the WHOLE Bible?
                            But that's a brilliant idea, an anger management course. You may also suspect that the ideal way for me would be to murder trash like you.

                            There's nothing wrong with following whatever you feel to be right. But there's such a thing called exaggeration. And beating your wife, even depriving her from her freedom or any other person due to your religious beliefs is something that I really would like to wipe out. But not completely, because to be honest, I would savor each crap pile I remove from existence and to continue doing so I would have to let some live...

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #89
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              Originally posted by 666Stan View Post
                              But that's a brilliant idea, an anger management course. You may also suspect that the ideal way for me would be to murder trash like you.

                              There's nothing wrong with following whatever you feel to be right. But there's such a thing called exaggeration. And beating your wife, even depriving her from her freedom or any other person due to your religious beliefs is something that I really would like to wipe out. But not completely, because to be honest, I would savor each crap pile I remove from existence and to continue doing so I would have to let some live...
                              Well, like I said Ricardo, anger management must exist - even in Portugal. Murdering people without God telling you to do so is a sin friend.

                              Personally, I stopped beating my wife over a year ago, after she died in that horrible garden accident. So get off my back OK. Take it up with God. He wrote the Bible, not me.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #90
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Your death threats have been forwarded to the FBI's internet hate crime division. They keep records on people like you. You might want to watch what you write on the internet, especially the stuff you can't change, like your hate-filled message above.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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