[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No, you did not turn out "fine". The fact that you're even on this forum (and have a good reputation) confirms that. Beating pregnant women can result in the baby having deformities, mental/physical retardations, and lots of other things. I believe someone else said this already, but I'll say it again. Beating a woman is the ultimate form of cowardice. It means that you don't have the balls to fight a man, or like one. That's like sneaking up behind someone then shooting them in the back of the head. Oh, and I'm sure that this will ban me, so I'll say a few things. 1: I'm a queer. Yeah, didn't think you could get rid of me that easily, did you? 2: This goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway. Evey single person on this forum who isn't classified as unsaved trash or worse will DEFINITELY (I mean beyond a shadow of a doubt) be going to Hell (don't even try to edit this and switch it to Heaven, denying it isn't going to change a damn thing). Why? Because lying is a sin, as well as nearly eveything else that you do. 3: For those of you who pretend that you're really important (this goes for you Nobar, Ezekiel, and others): you're not. Period. I really don't care if you have the power to ban me, it doesn't mean anything outside this forum. Sorry everyone I've become friends with to leave you so soon, but it's necessary to get my point across. Finally, when you're standing at the gates of Hell, waiting to go in and burn for everything you've done, I like to entertain the notion that the only thought going through your mind will be "I should have listened to them". Because you will. Delete this post if you will, but all unsaved trash, try to quote this as much as possible so that more people see it. And with that, as the French say, adieu.

Just look at the hatred that eminates from these unsaved demons! Brothers and sisters, I hope you will all read this sodomites final rant and memorize it! See how we rattle satan's cage at Landover Baptist!! While we have done nothing but shower this angry little queer with the love of Christ, he has chosen to reject that love and spit in God's face, condemning itself to an eternity in hellfire.

And I'd be willing to bet my Pastor's monthly stipend that this little maggot is going to slither back in here for yet another dramatic exit.

Jesus always wins!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You know, I think that people like the original poster who instantly thought his wife was in the shower masturbating is actually the one doing it himself. People who are guilty of something are always quick to scapegoat others to take the attention off themselves...

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Maybe you tight-assed Christians should try taking a shower once in a while with your wife. You might actually enjoy it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I don't know about that, Palmer. I get the feeling that the average TC BMI is 35......

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

People who are guilty of something are always quick to scapegoat others to take the attention off themselves...

Like unsaved trash who constantly accuse us True Christians™ of being bigoted, hate-filled, and intolerant?

[argarg]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

All of these things result from the fact That the baby made Jesus angry while in utero.

Wow! You guys even deny what medical science has discovered in the past 200 years? You guys are incredible

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Medical science? Why are they going back to leeches and maggots then???

http://www.livescience.com/health/050419_maggots.html

Pam Mitchell knew the maggots were working when her foot started bleeding.
Four years ago, a small cut on Mitchell's left heel turned into an diabetes-related infection two inches wide and down to the bone. Another wound developed in her right foot, owing to dry, cracked skin. Doctors tried everything--creams, antibiotics--but nothing worked.
"My doctor told me to give it up, see a psychologist, and have my foot amputated," she recalls.
Mitchell, now 52, had to make a decision soon because the powerful antibiotic that doctors prescribed for her infection was also wreaking havoc on her bones. Mitchell was preparing to undergo a dangerous bone marrow transplant when a friend remembered watching a TV show about European doctors using maggots to treat wounds like Mitchell's. With nothing to lose, she tried it.


Mitchell found a dermatologist willing to perform the procedure, and soon had 600 live maggots wriggling inside the wound on her left foot, 400 in her right, where they were sealed in gauze and left for two days.
Grudging acceptance
When it came time to remove the maggots, Mitchell's doctor was more than a little repulsed. "He had never dealt with them before and he said it was like watching a Wes Craven movie," Mitchell remembers. He was also impressed, because the maggot treatment seemed to be working.
Over the course of 10 such treatments, wounds that months of expensive procedures could not mend began to heal.
Today, Mitchell walks normally and both wounds are completely healed. She is now a member of the board for the Biotherapeutics Education and Research Foundation, a non-profit organization that promotes the medical use of maggots.
"They didn't just save my feet, they saved my life," Mitchell told LiveScience. "They're better than anything man can come up with because I've tried everything."


Maggot therapy is just one example of a medical approach called biotherapy -- the use of living animals to aid in medical diagnosis or treatment. Leeches are another example.
In ancient times, leeches were used to treat everything from headaches to ear infections to hemorrhoids. Historians think Egyptians used leech therapy 3,500 years ago. The treatments were back in vogue during the Middle Ages, and again in the 1800s.
Nowadays, leeches are routinely used to drain blood from swollen faces, limbs and digits after reconstructive surgery.
They are especially useful when reattaching small parts that contain many blood vessels, like ears, where blood clots can easily form in veins that normally drain blood from tissues. If the clots are severe, the tissues can die -- drowned in the body's own fluid -- because they are deprived of oxygen and other vital nutrients.
Scientists are also looking at using leeches to treat other ailments. Studies led by Andreas Michalsen, a researcher at the University of Duisburg-Essen in Germany, suggests leech therapy may lessen the pain and inflammation associated with osteoarthritis, a debilitating disease where bones can grind against one another because the cartilage has been worn down.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow! You guys even deny what medical science has discovered in the past 200 years? You guys are incredible

Medical Science? The Bible tells us 1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

And so it is, God has a Plan and medical science is a thing of the Devil designed to thwart that Great Plan - it is Ungodly.

[I am retards]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

All of these things result from the fact That the baby made Jesus angry while in utero.

God commands that women be correctly guided to Salvation©.

This is the most retard commented ive ever heard in my life , I are a piffleing retard

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

This is the most retard commented ive ever heard in my life , I are a piffleing retard

Hmmm... never read a Bible eh, but willing to criticize?

Lu:1:41: And it came to pass, that, when Elisabeth heard the salutation of Mary, the babe leaped in her womb; and Elisabeth was filled with the Holy Ghost:

So we see that even in the womb a child can be moved by strong emotion. Jesus, of course can do anything.

1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


And so we see it is Man’s duty to guide women.

[I am retards]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

lol
anyways , I let you guys to have your opinions about life
I have mines , you have yours
but I hate the fact that you think YOURS is better .
I would I like to know ONE reason not RELATED to the bible to tell me WHY womens should not be treated equally?

once again , NOT RELATED TO THE BIBLE.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

They're shorter.

[I am retards]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?




continu to praise your stupid book

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God killed a lot more than that, dummy.

[JennyD]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God has killed billions . . . everyone who has ever lived, has been killed or will be killed by God, either directly or indirectly.

Praise the Lord!