[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

You came to the right place! We can refill your faith tank so that your faith-o-meter is full again!

[shocked]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I have just discovered this forum today, and quite frankly I am very shocked by it, hence the name.
I am not a religious man and I will not pretend to be. However I do have faith in god, I believe in him, but I also believe he is a kind and forgiving god.
I do not have a religion per say, I choose to believe as long as we are decent people and don’t hurt anyone else , and try to get along with others and help them, then it doesn’t matter what religion we have, god will welcome use with open arms.
I refuse to believe that the god I believe in , would condone wife beating.
I refuse to believe he would condone beating a dog to the point where it stops breathing.

If you so called true Christians are even a minor reflection on heaven.
Then quite frankly I don’t want to go.


Thank you for spoiling what little faith I have.

[kyle_from_southpark]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Well, like I said Ricardo, anger management must exist - even in Portugal. Murdering people without God telling you to do so is a sin friend.

Personally, I stopped beating my wife over a year ago, after she died in that horrible garden accident. So get off my back OK. Take it up with God. He wrote the Bible, not me.

god never wrote a bible you dumbass, he only gave ten rules to mozes

[kyle_from_southpark]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Medical Science? The Bible tells us 1Tm:6:20: O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

And so it is, God has a Plan and medical science is a thing of the Devil designed to thwart that Great Plan - it is Ungodly.

so what about jesus letting a cripple man walk again? That seems to me like some good 'ol medical science

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Showers are an excellent, healthy environment for people to explore their bodies and experiment with sexual fantasies. I remember when I was a teenager, I would lay down in the bathtub with my legs spread and let the hot water gushing from the fawcett splash down on my sensitive erogeneous zones, while closing my eyes and imagine Diana Ross was pleasuring me.

As nigra have no ambition to actually work, how many of our hard earned tax dollars actually went toward your so called "education" ? I suppose it is possible you had a watermelon stand as a child but unlikely.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Too much information... Now I can't get naughty thoughts of a 3-some with you and Diana Ross out of my head.

I thought this place was family safe ?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

There are some things which are better left unknown.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Showers are an excellent, healthy environment for people to explore their bodies and experiment with sexual fantasies. I remember when I was a teenager, I would lay down in the bathtub with my legs spread and let the hot water gushing from the fawcett splash down on my sensitive erogeneous zones, while closing my eyes and imagine Diana Ross was pleasuring me.

[Little Amy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I would also recommend take any objects out of the shower that may be used for immoral purposes. Thick, elongated objects like back scrubbers can be used improperly. It's probably also best to have one of those glass shower doors that show a distorted view of a person inside, and not a shower curtain, that way you can spy from the outside and know what she's doing in there by the shape of her bodyform through the glass!

Well I think you would approve then on my shower/bathing practice. I never use any of those back cleaners or loofa's. And there is NO curtain in our baths. And my paw paw sits and watches me and my little sister the whole time, to make sure we do not pleasure ourselves. He sits there reading bible verses about being clean. I have found with a good shower head, there is no need to touch yourself there.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I visited ireland a couple of times. Nice woemn you have, I spent a few evenings showing them how they could be saved. It must have worked, they all left for foreign lands once they saw what a bunch of papist drunks Irish men are.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out fool...

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

That doesn't always work, and, you can never be too careful.

He's probably not using God's gift as properly intended. If he has a problem, I could visit and show her how it's done and he can take over from there.

I've found that properly done, women are far happier and obedient and looking forward to the next nights discpline. If you're having problems with your woman, I could pay you a visit as well as oart of God's work, understand I take no pleasure from this. Just being a good Christian and sharing that which has been taught to me by a higher power...

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God gave you the proper manly stick to beat her with... you forgot how to use it and seek solutions with earthly technologies such as transparent shower doors.

The reason she's going astray is you haven't taken her into the bedroom regularly and given her the proper conjugal beating as the Lord intended.

That doesn't always work, and, you can never be too careful.

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God gave you the proper manly stick to beat her with... you forgot how to use it and seek solutions with earthly technologies such as transparent shower doors.

The reason she's going astray is you haven't taken her into the bedroom regularly and given her the proper conjugal beating as the Lord intended.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I took your advice and bought a clear glass door, and a comfy stool which I now sit on whenever my wife showers. I take the opportunity to read bible passages to her while she bathes and I paddle her quite vigorously afterwards if she takes too long in her daily hygenic upkeep.

I have noticed lately a dinge on the clear glass door. It is starting to obstruct my view and I worry that perhaps she may be in there thinking that I cannot see her. I fear that if not for my watchful eye, she would have already used a shampoo bottle or loofa for some unholy purpose. Even the thought that she might desicrate herself in such a way I feel is justification for a savage beating. Do you think that an open hand is enough, or should I begin using some sort of wooden impliment, or maybe even a roll of quarters in a my righteous right hand.

On a separate note, the other day my daughter called me by my first name in an obvious show of disrespect. I made her drink a bottle of hotsauce to give her a taste of where further disrespect will eventually land her. Was that enough?


Thanks,
Rev. Greg

It seems like you're more focused on the and not on the discipline. You want them to actually change, not hate you.

[Rev. Greg]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I took your advice and bought a clear glass door, and a comfy stool which I now sit on whenever my wife showers. I take the opportunity to read bible passages to her while she bathes and I paddle her quite vigorously afterwards if she takes too long in her daily hygenic upkeep.

I have noticed lately a dinge on the clear glass door. It is starting to obstruct my view and I worry that perhaps she may be in there thinking that I cannot see her. I fear that if not for my watchful eye, she would have already used a shampoo bottle or loofa for some unholy purpose. Even the thought that she might desicrate herself in such a way I feel is justification for a savage beating. Do you think that an open hand is enough, or should I begin using some sort of wooden impliment, or maybe even a roll of quarters in a my righteous right hand.

On a separate note, the other day my daughter called me by my first name in an obvious show of disrespect. I made her drink a bottle of hotsauce to give her a taste of where further disrespect will eventually land her. Was that enough?


Thanks,
Rev. Greg