[jandoedelman]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

We follow the King James v. 1611 Bible. God personally inspired the Holy King James of England to translate His Word into English. It has not changed one iota from the day God transcribed it to him.

And yes, we all believe every word of the KJAV 1611 Bible. We base our lives on His words, so of course all of our arguments go back to His Book.

So your whole religion is based on some guy who claimed to have talked to god? You really cannot see where your logic went wrong?

[jandoedelman]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Friend,

Masturbation is a sin against God and leads to homosexuality. A god fearing husband is going to want to help his wife before he comes home and find her in bed with some female truck driver. This may mean some tough love but sometimes you got to make the hard choices if you love someone.

I assume you are against child molesting, right? Well I assume you don't want to see your girlfriend turned into a sex crazy deviant stalking Catholic school girls. You need to do what is right before things go bad.

Eva Braun, Hitler's wife touched herself in the shower.

Adolf Hitler was a christian and he believed in god. Reason enough not to believe in a god.

[HTannor]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I like men and women

Preverts committing preversions.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I like men and women

Because a straight person would never dream of touching himself or herself. That is foul behavior. You should be ashamed.

[Christian_Lady112]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I like men and women

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I love pleasureing myself under the shower! It is great! And my boyfriend loves to watch me!

So you are a lesbian?

[Christian_Lady112]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I love pleasureing myself under the shower! It is great! And my boyfriend loves to watch me!

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

A basic spiritual principle is: The measure we use for others, God will use for us. If we do not judge others, God will not judge us; if we do not condemn others, God will not condemn us; if we forgive, God forgives us even more; so let us give, and God will give to us a full measure, a generous helping, poured into our hands, more than we can hold.

So, please stop with the arguments.

I can sense one of my own with you, friend. I have tried to tell them this, but they keep coming up with Scriptures that support judgment. I keep telling them that Luke 6 is a wonderful example of Christ's sweet love.

They keep saying that it only applies to hypocritical judgment as per Per Luke 6:42.

I bring up that all judgment is hypocritical (Romans 3:23), but they counter with 1 John:3:6, 9. Surely, there are no contradictions in the Scriptures?

It would take a mental contortionist to believe that there are!

Maybe you could talk some sense into them for me.

Also, Psalms 11:5 says The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Meh, this is the same set of moldy tomes (Old Testament) that say to not eat shrimp or bacon. It also instructs when you are conquering with your army to kill all the men, children and women who have known man. You get to keep the virgins for yourself.

Are you saying our kind and benevolent LORD is anything but love? What's with the hateth?

Your friend in Jesus' Holy Name,
Sam

[Southern Baptist]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

A basic spiritual principle is: The measure we use for others, God will use for us. If we do not judge others, God will not judge us; if we do not condemn others, God will not condemn us; if we forgive, God forgives us even more; so let us give, and God will give to us a full measure, a generous helping, poured into our hands, more than we can hold.

So, please stop with the arguments.

Also, Psalms 11:5 says The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
If you do beat your wife (someone that you should care deeply for), I've provided you with evidence that this is the devils work on man.
Yes, the bible clearly states we are to be rulers over our women; However, not once does it say you need to beat christianity into them..forcing them to behave. Instead, read God's word out loud with them and give them understanding this way.

WWJD? Not throw the stone, that's for damn sure.

That's my two shekels =)

In HIS glory,

A fellow Southern Baptist

[HTannor]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I don't feel that a "proper greeting" is necessary(especially now); a simple 'hello' gets the job done. If it doesn't then I'm sorry.

I suspect any self-introduction you would post would expose your true dark side:

-joo
-uppity darkie
-beaner on the loose
-british fag
-democrat

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Dakkeh, if you read the rules, but still can't follow them by starting a thread in the introduction forum, why would we think you mean to follow any other rules here? Then you expect members to extend their hand in friendship? If you can't get these rules right how are you ever going to get the 1611 King James Bible into your skull?

[Dakkeh]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Allllright. This is just blatant hostility that is COMPLETELY uncalled for. Please cool your jets or else your BP is going to skyrocket.

First, name calling. Fool? God-mocking fool? Demon-filled? Immature much? I took my sweet time reading the rules and I am not debating. If I was debating I would be showing that I wanted explanations of opposition to my ideas. Is it a crime to be open-minded? Am I really "flaming"?

Please don't call my opinions tantrums, ESPECIALLY when you're throwing a tantrum of your own. Gaze upon your own words...you're pretty steamed and I had no intentions of harming you to the point where you would lose control. My apologies if I somehow did.

I don't feel that a "proper greeting" is necessary(especially now); a simple 'hello' gets the job done. If it doesn't then I'm sorry.

Please be civil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello, guys.

I would like to introduce two concepts that seem oddly foreign to many of you. These are love and hatred. Love is compassion, gentleness, something all true men should strive for. Hatred is the exact opposite; any act of violence, namely inflicting physical pain in another being is either an accident or an act of hatred. Hatred can also be shown verbally...there is an abundance of verbal hatred in this topic and it is rather saddening.

With that said, now, I would be grateful to have to opportunity to introduce a few more ideas. Feel free to kindly disprove any or all of my ideas, seeing as they are probably very far fetched to some of you. I am simply offering a few thoughts.

-God is not an existing being, but an ancient creation, like a myth passed down, its motives changing within each person to whom it is passed.
-The bible was not created by a divine being, but the same generations of men from which god was created.
-Only concepts that have been proven and can still be proved today can legitimately be considered and rightfully promoted as fact.
-Such is why science is far more legitimate in explaining natural phenomenons.
-Evolution is an example of one of these proven phenomenons.
-The only way to live an ideal human life is to live with an open mind and acceptance of others.
-Sexual pleasure received in any form is beneficial to the mind and the body, excluding STDs. (this point is relevant to the topic post)
-Discrimination against any belief, gender or racial group is an act of hatred in its worst form.

Dear Godmocking fool;

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Dakkeh]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Hello, guys.

I would like to introduce two concepts that seem oddly foreign to many of you. These are love and hatred. Love is compassion, gentleness, something all true men should strive for. Hatred is the exact opposite; any act of violence, namely inflicting physical pain in another being is either an accident or an act of hatred. Hatred can also be shown verbally...there is an abundance of verbal hatred in this topic and it is rather saddening.

With that said, now, I would be grateful to have to opportunity to introduce a few more ideas. Feel free to kindly disprove any or all of my ideas, seeing as they are probably very far fetched to some of you. I am simply offering a few thoughts.

-God is not an existing being, but an ancient creation, like a myth passed down, its motives changing within each person to whom it is passed.
-The bible was not created by a divine being, but the same generations of men from which god was created.
-Only concepts that have been proven and can still be proved today can legitimately be considered and rightfully promoted as fact.
-Such is why science is far more legitimate in explaining natural phenomenons.
-Evolution is an example of one of these proven phenomenons.
-The only way to live an ideal human life is to live with an open mind and acceptance of others.
-Sexual pleasure received in any form is beneficial to the mind and the body, excluding STDs. (this point is relevant to the topic post)
-Discrimination against any belief, gender or racial group is an act of hatred in its worst form.

[HTannor]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

actually you will be the one rotting in hell you lonley loser and no i dont masturbate all day i have unprotected sex with as many women as i can because i am a real man i dont have to be women i have sex with them you on the other hand sit in your little church trying to gain an ounce of respect from anyone who will give but at the end of the day your just a nobody and thats all you will ever be and you will waste your life be a slave to the church because no one else will except you let alone be respected anywhere you wife beating pussy bitch! and this is not gods favorite forum if god was real he would come down and slap you in the face for ruining his name.

After carefully examing this poorly-punctuated and uncapitalized screed, I have reached the conclusion this person is either, 1) some sort of braggart, or, 2) a queer.