[Altarboy Nealin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Are you guys serious? That's absolutely disgusting. You should stand back and look at what you're saying and realise how senile and retarded you sound and look. If a woman is pleasing herself, it's because you're not fulfilling that roll so what are you doing on a forum?

You won't let her go out? WHAT THE HELL MATE? You're keeping your own wife imprisoned in your home? She has to go see friends, talk gossip and everything like that. This is disgusting in itself that you won't let her go out unless she has to go shopping. There's more to a woman's life than shopping.

Near her devils layer? I laugh at you sir. That's where you go to produce babies, that's where the babies come out. It's hardly the "devils layer".

Ezekiel - daily paddlings? Are you serious? We're not dealing with some kid looking at something they shouldn't. We're talking about a woman who is not getting satisfied by her husband. An hour in her "prayer closet"? You're going to lock her up? You call yourself a pastor?



Seriously, you guys make me sick. You call yourselves Christians? You want to beat some woman up just because she's pleasuring herself because YOU'RE not doing YOUR job? YOU should pleasure her so she doesn't have to do it herself. It's DISGUSTING that you feel you have to "punish" her because of your mistakes mate. Not letting your wife shower? Only bath? My god, you guys are stupid. I can't hold it in anymore, just stand back and look at what you're saying.

No no sir. If she is doing that nasty thing in the shower, then some of her other chores are not getting done. It is her that makes me sick. Slacking should be a sin.

[If you seek amy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No no sir. If she is doing that nasty thing in the shower, then some of her other chores are not getting done. It is her that makes me sick. Slacking should be a sin.

No, if she's pleasuring herself it's because she's horny which is NATURAL. You people should know that "your god" "made" it this way. The husband is an idiot and not fulfilling his roles sexually.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SOOO glad I'm atheist and have a good atheist man. he treats me well and i do the same i clean i cook i do all the things a good live in girlfriend should and he is sweet kind and never hurts me in any way you know why? BECAUSE WERE EQUAL IN EVERY ASPECT he sees me as a person not some peice of property and loves me for who i am and not what some false god says i should be.. piffleing religous assholes..oh nooo i cussed i'm going to hel! ooooooh!

You were going to be dammed and sent to purgatory long before you came on this forum. If you and he are equal in every respect, I assume that means you pee standing up? Do you shave your face or did you grown a beard like your mom? You are not some piece of property. Property infers worth. If he really cared for you, he'd show it. instead, he takes advantage of you. Is it because you are a darkie? That would explain the peeing while standing and the beard. If he loves you for who you are, he must have some low standards. Let him know I have a dead cat for sale, low miles.

[aredrell]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Nobar,

Thank you for the kind words. It's unfortunate to see others poking fun at a serious situation, but I pray for their salvation. It's through their actions that we all must learn what not to do, sometimes, correct?

I failed to mention that I also do not allow my wife to use any hot water while she bathes, eliminating potential arousal and subsequent actions.

I have found this to be quite effective.

OH COME ON! seriously? do you know how retarded that sounds? do it i dare you cut off her hand. and post pictures to prove it. maybe women wouldn't have to masturbate (which is totally natural and not evil) if husbands listened to them once in a while so they could give her a good fuck once in a while. oh and by the way for you dicks that beat their ives the bible does state that if a man strikes a woman or her children she has the right to leave him. I hope all of your wives gain the courage to take their children and go to safe houses and be rid of you all! that or they cut your dicks off. one of the two.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No no sir. If she is doing that nasty thing in the shower, then some of her other chores are not getting done. It is her that makes me sick. Slacking should be a sin.

And your on the internet

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No, if she's pleasuring herself it's because she's horny which is NATURAL. You people should know that "your god" "made" it this way. The husband is an idiot and not fulfilling his roles sexually.

If she has complete her breeding responsibilities and is, as you say 'pleasuring herself' perhaps it is time to be sewn shut or neutered.

[Altarboy Nealin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No, if she's pleasuring herself it's because she's horny which is NATURAL. You people should know that "your god" "made" it this way. The husband is an idiot and not fulfilling his roles sexually.

Wrong once again you deluded stick licker. It is not natural. It is a temptation from Satan himself. A Holy woman should be able to resist the temptation, if she can not she needs to be punished until she can resist him.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SOOO glad I'm atheist and have a good atheist man. he treats me well and i do the same i clean i cook i do all the things a good live in girlfriend should and he is sweet kind and never hurts me in any way you know why? BECAUSE WERE EQUAL IN EVERY ASPECT he sees me as a person not some peice of property and loves me for who i am and not what some false god says i should be.. piffleing religous assholes..oh nooo i cussed i'm going to hel! ooooooh!

Did you marry your twin brother?

[JennyD]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Gentlemen, I feel that I have to comment, even though this is the men's room.

Yes, it is true that a woman showering by herself, especially if a hand-held massaging showerhead is available, may slide into slippery, soapy sin!

As a True Christian(tm), I have no fear of falling prey to the Teledyne Temptation. No, I am strong every day when I bathe myself!

However, some of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor (my resort for True Christian(tm) women during their "time of the month") are not so sure of themselves. So, for those who wish, I provide a "Shower Buddies" program.

In order to avoid temptation, the ladies who wish to enter the Shower Buddies program get rooms with a shared bath. The shower and bathtub are both large enough for three*; the shower actually has two separate removable showerheads and body jets.

This way, two ladies can shower together, and make sure that neither of them is drawn into depravity. Perversion is kept at bay, and the ladies are squeaky clean!


*Every so often, there is an odd number of ladies who wish to enter the program. I will shower with the odd one out myself if her schedule matches mine. Otherwise, she can join two of the other ladies . . . hence the three-lady showers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Gentlemen, I feel that I have to comment, even though this is the men's room.

Yes, it is true that a woman showering by herself, especially if a hand-held massaging showerhead is available, may slide into slippery, soapy sin!

As a True Christian™, I have no fear of falling prey to the Teledyne Temptation. No, I am strong every day when I bathe myself!

However, some of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor (my resort for True Christian™ women during their "time of the month") are not so sure of themselves. So, for those who wish, I provide a "Shower Buddies" program.

In order to avoid temptation, the ladies who wish to enter the Shower Buddies program get rooms with a shared bath. The shower and bathtub are both large enough for three*; the shower actually has two separate removable showerheads and body jets.

This way, two ladies can shower together, and make sure that neither of them is drawn into depravity. Perversion is kept at bay, and the ladies are squeaky clean!


*Every so often, there is an odd number of ladies who wish to enter the program. I will shower with the odd one out myself if her schedule matches mine. Otherwise, she can join two of the other ladies . . . hence the three-lady showers!

Excellent idea sister J! Once again I want to commend you for your constant innovations to keep the Ladies of Landover(c) on the straight and narrow.

Just to be sure that this program of yours is working, Brother BJ and his boys in security will be installing a live stream video connection in all the shower stalls at The Monthly Visitor. Just so we Pastors can monitor the situation when the mood arises. I'm sure you understand.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

So glad I'm a Christian and have a good Christian man. He treats me well, by making me do what I'm told. I clean, I cook, I have lots of young Christian soldiers ejected from my fertile womb on a regular basis. I do all the things a good wife is created to do, and he teaches me a lesson whenever I get out of line. He sees me as a piece of property, for who I really am. He follows God in every way.

I must now go cook dinner and clean the house before my Christian man comes home from a rough night on hard whiskey shots. Lord be praised!

How that post should've read.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Sister Jenny,

Your idea of the women taking showers together to fight temptation is very insightful and brilliant. However, have you considered maybe having each woman wash the privy parts of her partner? Because, even if the women are touching themselves "down there", they may get a slight pleasure from it but hide it in their faces.

Perhaps if a strange woman washed them there, it would be more uncomfortable for them and less tempting for them to ride the pink canoe to Sin?

[JennyD]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Excellent idea sister J! Once again I want to commend you for your constant innovations to keep the Ladies of Landover© on the straight and narrow.

Just to be sure that this program of yours is working, Brother BJ and his boys in security will be installing a live stream video connection in all the shower stalls at The Monthly Visitor. Just so we Pastors can monitor the situation when the mood arises. I'm sure you understand.

Pastor, will these replace the black and white ones you required to get your vote for my special use permit? And will they be low voltage?

You remember what happened to poor Mrs. Poole.

[dairne]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You guys, are completely crazy with your religion.

Personnaly, I don't believe in any God or religion. Big Bang theory is for me a good explanation to the creation of the world and the human being.
But I can and I do respect people who believe in a God and just go to church to pray, and do respect the other people who believe in a different religion or don't believe in any religion.

But what I can't and don't respect is people like you who let religion tell them how to live their lives.
By hurting your life because your religion tells you to do so, do you think that you're better than some (not all of them) musulmans who become terrorists and sacrifice their lives with a bomb, killing many innocent people, in the name of their God.

When you let religion tells you how to live your life like that, it becomes very dangerous. Do I have to remember you that religion has been, is, and probably will be responsible for many wars in the world.

So let me give you a little advice : stop letting your religion tell you how to live your life, stop hurting your wife, love her or leave her.
And in answer to your first question, what should you do when she's giving herself pleasure under the shower, replace the retractable shower head by your Tallywhacker And if she disagree, let her put it in your rear end=sodomy, I think you really deserved it.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

But what I can't and don't respect is people like you who let religion tell them how to live their lives.
By hurting your life because your religion tells you to do so, do you think that you're better than some (not all of them) musulmans who become terrorists and sacrifice their lives with a bomb, killing many innocent people, in the name of their God.

Friend, Duct taping a showerhead is not exactly the same as blowing oneself up now is it? Even a Frenchie like you should understand there's a tiny difference.