[aTotalitarianathiest (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Go read the Bible, Jesus smoted a fig tree, Mark 11:12-14, 19-25 & Matthew 21:18-22 and a herd of a pigs Mark 5:10:.

Any other ignorance you would like to share with us friend?

A fig tree is not a valid point in a argument, nether are pigs, seeing as Atheists and Christians alike kill/eat them.

[Smurphie]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Go read the Bible, Jesus smoted a fig tree, Mark 11:12-14, 19-25 & Matthew 21:18-22 and a herd of a pigs Mark 5:10:.

-As i said before, Jesus never hurt a living soul. You are implying that trees and animals have souls. You are entitled to your opinion, but it contradicts what the bible says.

Any other ignorance you would like to share with us friend?

Please do not use sneer comments.

[lt.dan]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

My answer to your question and your post is yes, absolutely, showers are undeniably womens' ride to Satan's arms. Luckily for your harlot of a wife, the Grace of God may allow her to atone for her sins eventually (I don't pretend to be an educated man, I don't know the truth about hell and purgatory, I only know what my pastor tells me) but perhaps if she is truly sorry in her heart, God will forgive her after a few lifetimes of atonement in purgatory. Your responsibility is to make sure she truly is sorry for her lustful, horrifying actions, and if you fail in doing so you should follow her to hell.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

A fig tree is not a valid point in a argument, nether are pigs, seeing as Atheists and Christians alike kill/eat them.

Shall I refresh your memory?

W Jesus never did hurt a living soul a

I suppose you feel a demon isn't not a soul?

Well how about Jesus beat down of the money changers in The Temple? Mark 11:15–19, 11:27–33, Matthew 21:12–17, 21:23–27 and Luke 19:45–48, 20:1–8

But why stop there. Do keep in mind as part of the Trinity Jesus is God and God killed plenty of people.

You seem to prattle on about the Bible yet show no knowledge of it. Your assertion that we should not examine your statements about what would Christ do threw the Bible absurd. The only knowledge we have of Christ is from The Bible.

No, we are not going to let you pretend to be Jesus in this forum.

[Smurphie]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Shall I refresh your memory?



I suppose you feel a demon isn't not a soul?

Well how about Jesus beat down of the money changers in The Temple? Mark 11:15–19, 11:27–33, Matthew 21:12–17, 21:23–27 and Luke 19:45–48, 20:1–8

But why stop there. Do keep in mind as part of the Trinity Jesus is God and God killed plenty of people.

You seem to prattle on about the Bible yet show no knowledge of it. Your assertion that we should not examine your statements about what would Christ do threw the Bible absurd. The only knowledge we have of Christ is from The Bible.

No, we are not going to let you pretend to be Jesus in this forum.

There is actually history of Jesus living not only proved through the bible, but also through historical texts as well. You make too many false generalizations and answer questions I never asked. Your result to using Ad Hominem is unjustified.

[lt.dan]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You seem to prattle on about the Bible yet show no knowledge of it. Your assertion that we should not examine your statements about what would Christ do threw the Bible absurd. The only knowledge we have of Christ is from The Bible.

First of all, I'm not a well educated man and I can see that you're an unintelligent person.
Second of all; Jesus is the Son of God. That means he can do no wrong. You're twisting the words of the bible like some common Catholic. I could quote scriptue here until the cows come home, but if you never read what all the other fine gentlemen here already tried to explain, then me doing the same thing won't do anybody much good.

The point of this thread is that Brother Dustin needs to discipline his wife.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

There is actually history of Jesus living not only proved through the bible, but also through historical texts as well. You make too many false generalizations and answer questions I never asked. Your result to using Ad Hominem is unjustified.

I've read Josephus, the passage from Jewish Antiquities is a fake.

Calling you an ignorant, over opinionated ass isn't a personal attack Smurphie, it is a statement of fact.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Wow. For starters, it isn't necessary to beat your wife for this. Jesus never did hurt a living soul and if you make him your idol it should mean that you must strive to be the kindest, most forgiving, and thoughtful person. It's a shame how society, even the church seems to work these days; if you are not violent and abusive, then you must be a queer. Don't filter my statements through the bible as i guarantee i will have a contradicting statement coming from the bible as well. Instead put it through your conscience, let it tell you what is right and what is wrong.

First off, you arrive uninvited to a Christian forum and post statements purporting to know how one should live their life according to the teachings of Jesus but you will not accept the use of the very same teachings of Jesus as rebuttal? Second, The Bible is our conscience. We are not into that system of relativistic, feel good ethics that passes as morality these days.

There is actually history of Jesus living not only proved through the bible, but also through historical texts as well. You make too many false generalizations and answer questions I never asked. Your result to using Ad Hominem is unjustified.

If you could, please provide references to these historical texts so we could study them.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

First of all, I'm not a well educated man and I can see that you're an unintelligent person.
Second of all; Jesus is the Son of God. That means he can do no wrong. You're twisting the words of the bible like some common Catholic. I could quote scriptue here until the cows come home, but if you never read what all the other fine gentlemen here already tried to explain, then me doing the same thing won't do anybody much good.

The point of this thread is that Brother Dustin needs to discipline his 7wife.

Thanks for actually reading the whole thread. Trying to keep people on-topic here is virtually impossible. Enjoy the ride.

[MorbidMentality]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

First off.

I would like to say that you "People" are completely disgusting but I can't bring myself to honestly call you people.

You are a disease. Disgusting, crawling vermin.

You're so brainwashed by your ridiculous, psychotic delusions of the "Christian" religion that you're reduced to beating your wives. The wives which you vowed, in the name of your false god, to love and cherish. You stood inside a church and lied to your god. I challenge you to find ONE passage in the bible where it says that Jesus beat any woman. Go ahead, quote it.

In a perfect world. Every single single one of you would be tortured and left to be picked apart by crows. Mangled images of what was once human choking on your own tainted, disgusting blood. Beaten until you admit that your god couldn't possibly put you though that much pain.

I have a very hard time even believing that people like you exist. But then I think back to the Nazi party. You're no better. Not even for a second are any of you better than Hitler's minions.

YOU are the evil in this world. You are the living, breathing embodiment of everything that is piffleED up with the human race.

My E-mail is *satanic link deleted* . I won't be back to this disgusting heap of shit ever again, I don't think I can stomach it. Feel free to send me the quote saying that Jesus beat women.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You're so brainwashed by your ridiculous, psychotic delusions of the "Christian" religion that you're reduced to beating your wives.

That's a lie friend, we beat our children too, as God commanded.

[Malaszjm]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God Never commanded to beat your children. God looks down on any impact punishment. That's why its law. You may think there is a separation between church and state. Do you really think that law would be passed with out having religion placed in it. I.E. Abortion!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God Never commanded to beat your children. God looks down on any impact punishment. That's why its law. You may think there is a separation between church and state. Do you really think that law would be passed with out having religion placed in it. I.E. Abortion!

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14
He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15
He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. -- Leviticus 20:9
God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. -- Matthew 15:4

And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him ... Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:1-2,10

THERE. GOD SAID IT. NOW SHUT UP IGNORANT RAT.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

God Never commanded to beat your children. God looks down on any impact punishment. That's why its law.

Okay, since you haven't actually read The Bible I will help you out:

Proverbs 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Hebrews 12:11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

You may think there is a separation between church and state. Do you really think that law would be passed with out having religion placed in it. I.E. Abortion!

Please have your husband retype this so we can understand the point being made.

[johnNorman2]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You guys are awesome! I always thought that you christ guys were a bunch of prudes, but I was searching ways to discipline my slavegirl, and your post came up! I never even though to watch her in the shower, she could be disrespecting my authority. Do you all prefer whips or brushes? Is this bible John Norman's new gor book? When's it come out? Do you hit ur bitches with the bible? How many slavegirls did Jesus have?