[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

One of the best ways of overcoming masturbation is to stay busy, busy, busy. As the old saying goes, idle hands are the devil's playthings. Between my full-time job here as senior pastor, my television program, my anti-pornography ministry, my niglet ministry, my rape counseling ministry, traveling around the world doing Rev. Jim's Miraclefest™, consulting with my accountant team about donations and tithes, to spending weekends ministering to young women who need it most like porn stars, strippers and prostitutes....I simply don't have time to abuse my self. It's not even on my mind.

Believe me, after a long day of doing television taping, when you are in a hotel alone with an unsaved 19-year-old harlot, giving your testimony to her until your tongue hurts....you won't even think about masturbation.

[Bob4God]

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oh darn
I saw it.. why am I so naïve.
I could have known it was something like that.
My young gentleman nearly wen't thru the roof .

Yet I did not even touched it

After successfully completing this huge task, it seems that I finally got rid of my masturbating problem

Atheists are good for something after all.

I am so proud of you! Anyone can shim sham his tallywhacker to dirty pictures on the internet, but only a REAL man can resist the urge!

Praise JESUS!

[Aaron Cyril]

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oh darn
I saw it.. why am I so naïve.
I could have known it was something like that.
My young gentleman nearly wen't thru the roof .

Yet I did not even touched it

After successfully completing this huge task, it seems that I finally got rid of my masturbating problem

Atheists are good for something after all.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I am beginning to fall into depression gentlemen, and I need real men to help me. This is what my wife told me before we split:

Get thee behind me Satan!

Do you suppose posting lesbanian pornographic filth in a thread titled "STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION" is what Jesus would do? Here we are doing our very best to recover from our personal hell, trying to keep our hands above our waists at all times and in walks the Devil himself.

Jesus give me strength to avoid viewing these wicked sluts!

[Praise Me Sideways]

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I am beginning to fall into depression gentlemen, and I need real men to help me. This is what my wife told me before we split:

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

what a marvellous post I have printed it off and given it my son who has dreadful problems with self abuse.


He rarely even puts his Cincinnati Bow Tie on recently as he is so busy doing the devils work. I have started beating him, am praying hard and given him the tips

[Cantankeros josh]

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Thank you all, it's been a week since i played the devil's instrument, i know it isn't that long, but every little bit is worth it on my way to salvation, that and i'm fixing this problem solo, it's been tough but worth it.

[Aaron Cyril]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Often, the first step to healing is to confide in a True Christian™ Ex-Gay© like myself. I will be praying for you son!

I shall be working my way towards it Professor Bessemer.
So the sooner I can call myself a true christian, the faster the healing will go ?. I mean : I dont have serious trauma's relating to the moment I got abused, but it still resembles in my head now and then.

Thank you for your wise advice.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Yes, I once had. But that was absolutely not my intention, only his..
I sort of got abused by a boy classmate approx ten years ago.
After that disgusting moment I never saw him again.
He probably got dismissed from school.

I'm glad there are people like Pastor Zeke and you (prof bessemer)
who help people to get rid of masturbation.

When I ever get seducted and nearly touch myself I shall contact you asap for some hints.

Splendid! I am certain my expertise will help you when you feel tempted to pleasure yourself.

Also, if you would like to unburden yourself about your encounter with that awful catamite all those years ago, I would be willing to listen to all of the sordid details. Often, the first step to healing is to confide in a True Christian™ Ex-Gay(c) like myself. I will be praying for you son!

[Aaron Cyril]

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Tell me Aaron, have you ever had any homosinual contact with another young man? If you have and would like to talk about it, my door is always open. PM me whenever you feel the urge to abuse yourself. With the help of Jesus, we can work through it, together.

Yes, I once had. But that was absolutely not my intention, only his..
I sort of got abused by a boy classmate approx ten years ago.
After that disgusting moment I never saw him again.
He probably got dismissed from school.

I'm glad there are people like Pastor Zeke and you (prof bessemer)
who help people to get rid of masturbation.

When I ever get seducted and nearly touch myself I shall contact you asap for some hints.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Ah, stopping with masturbating.

You can't imagine how hard that is for certain people.
I started with it a long time ago, but im still not completely rid of it =(
I do make progression though, its 4 weeks ago I did that for the last time.
I'm trying to stay near people as much as possible so that I have no chance to slip back.

I am also available to council young men in the fight against self abuse. I specialize in young Ex-Gay™ self abusers, but I do on occasion council heterosexuals as well.

Tell me Aaron, have you ever had any homosinual contact with another young man? If you have and would like to talk about it, my door is always open. PM me whenever you feel the urge to abuse yourself. With the help of Jesus, we can work through it, together.

[Cranky Old Man]

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thrusts a couple of times, jizz, moan, done

Your wife must be very happy that you can complete this awful task so fast. How long have you been married?

1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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god made our fun parts to fit together. duh. dick goes in hole, thrusts a couple of times, jizz, moan, done.

perfect system by your perfect god

Wow, you sound like quite a lover. Your wife must be the most satisfied slut on the block!

God made our "parts" as you call them for one purpose only, to create Soldiers for Christ! Sex is shameful and dirty for a reason, because God made it that way.

Why do think our "parts" are where they are on our bodies? God put them their so they would be easier to cover up!

[iloveshrimp]

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Why is sex natural?

god made our fun parts to fit together. duh. dick goes in hole, thrusts a couple of times, jizz, moan, done.

perfect system by your perfect god

[Bob4God]

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Ah, stopping with masturbating.

You can't imagine how hard that is for certain people.
I started with it a long time ago, but im still not completely rid of it =(
I do make progression though, its 4 weeks ago I did that for the last time.
I'm trying to stay near people as much as possible so that I have no chance to slip back.

GOD bless you, young brother. Stay strong in CHRIST! Please feel free to contact me at any time you feel the devil urging you to touch yourself.

Pastor Zeke would also be happy to hear from you and assist in your struggle.