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  • Sister Charli
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
    No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
    Can this poor man ever find the Lord .....?


    Woman jailed for testicle attack

    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    'Pulled hard'
    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.
    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
    The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
    An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
    She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
    The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

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  • Blakeyoung
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Thank you Pastor for this simple, infallible method to reduce my masturbatory habits. While I have cut down (rather dramatically) I sometimes have the urge to pleasure myself.

    I shall follow this thread, effective immediately.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    @Billy Bob Jenkins If you want to make Jesus happy, please use the #KJV1611!
    Oh, Dear Lord! What have I done!
    Deuteronomy 23:1
    No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD.

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  • Felicity
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    @Billy Bob Jenkins If you want to make Jesus happy, please use the #KJV1611!

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Johnofallfaith View Post
    Surely Paul must have wacked his EVIL thang off! So be like Brother Paul!
    Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
    No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by Sparky View Post
    How do you avoid touching yourself when you go to the loo?
    I use dong tongs. It's much cleaner and it keeps you from abusing yourself.

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  • Sparky
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    How do you avoid touching yourself when you go to the loo?

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  • James
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    My "thing?"
    The Statement you have under your name

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Originally posted by James View Post
    But your thing says "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study"
    My "thing?"

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  • James
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    But your thing says "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study"
    A Stud being "a man who is virile and sexually active"

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  • Constantin91
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    Originally posted by Constantin91 View Post
    Daily exercise works for me.
    Running for 30-40 minutes makes me more healthy and more uninteressed in playing with other body parts.
    Don't forget to pray!
    Jesus bless!
    I forgot to mention that it's working since 4 months ago.

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  • Constantin91
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    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

    Daily exercise works for me.
    Running for 30-40 minutes makes me more healthy and more uninteressed in playing with other body parts.
    Don't forget to pray!
    Jesus bless!

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  • snubbe86
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    Well i bought myself a chastity device and it works like a charm. Although its possible to masturbate in the cheaper ones, theres superhard to stimulate. Havnt had an orgasm for one week.

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  • Blakeyoung
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    I'd love your help Pastor. I still can't break the habit.

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  • snubbe86
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    Thanks for the offer.

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