[Tea_Party_Minister]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Aah. I don't dare to do it. It is risky.
I have a better idea.
Perhaps if there is a christian medic in your church, he (or she) can travel here where I live, to Hungary, and castrate me. I will give my address.
This is much more safer, than do it myself.
The travel costs I won't pay of course , the church is richer than me alone.
But I want it with anaestesia.

Thanks

No one is going to Hungary. You ask too much and make too many excuses.

I've given you all the instructions you need, young man. No go forth and do the Lord's bidding or burn forever in Hell.

[Yakub Israel]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKo8rrhEp_A&feature=related

Julian Lee of Divine fellowship, the Brotherhood of the Sacred word on restraint.

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Aah. I don't dare to do it. It is risky.
I have a better idea.
Perhaps if there is a christian medic in your church, he (or she) can travel here where I live, to Hungary, and castrate me. I will give my address.
This is much more safer, than do it myself.
The travel costs I won't pay of course , the church is richer than me alone.
But I want it with anaestesia.

Thanks

[Tea_Party_Minister]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I castrated myself with a pair of scissors, years ago! Don't worry, it only hurts a little.

[Living_Water]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I won't use axe. I need sterile envirinment. I don't want infections.

Axe is going to work quite well for you. You can even sterilize the blade by heating it over the forge until the color shifts towards red/orange.

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Jedediah wrote:

Friend,

Do you know what a eunuch is?
You really have to ask yourself: how serious am I about my Salvation™?

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Well, are you able to receive it?

Born again Bob wrote:

Now it is up to you. Do you want to embrace your new life as a True Christian Eunuch™? Or spit in the face of Baby Jesus?

Becoming eunuch is really the only way to Heaven to me??
Ok, if it is the only way, I'll do it myself.
But, please tell me, how to do it ??
I won't use axe. I need sterile envirinment. I don't want infections.

[Living_Water]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I hung a picture of this excuse for a woman on my bathroom wall. It makes it totally impossible for anyone to masturbate in my bathroom.



The man singing on the background is the all time greatest winter sports athelete Matti Nykänen.

[Catastrophic]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

I would have to agree that would halt me in my tracks.

Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:

[bizzabazza]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Sounds pretty gay to me

[Seth Campbell]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Please, forgive my sissy behavior.
I search a castration cllinic, but not easy to find.
Until then, someone can help me as Accountability partner ??
I don't want to masturbate until I cut myself off.

Wow, you are a sissy, aren't you. Instead of doing it for yourself you go looking for a clinic.

[Tea_Party_Minister]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Andrew, if you cannot show restraint, then you must look to the Holy Bible (KJV) for guidance.

(Matthew 5:30) And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Dismemberment is your only option. The Lord has spoken.

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

And more specifically, He put you in touch with me, as a minister who has overcome the demons of homosexuality with a little snip snip myself.

Born again Bob. Can you tell me exactly, how did you cut yourself ?

Son, as things stand you are going to Hell anyways.
You need to GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD.
He died a most horrible temporary death because of YOU!

Talitha. Am I going to Hell even if I castrate myself ? What do you mean ?
How can I get right with the Lord ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Quit stalling and start acting! Jesus could kill you every second now and Hell would be your destiny!

[Andrew777]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

Please, forgive my sissy behavior.
I search a castration cllinic, but not easy to find.
Until then, someone can help me as Accountability partner ??
I don't want to masturbate until I cut myself off.

[The Bright Beast]

Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

As NUMEROUS other Christians have stated:

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Stop being such a sissy Lieberal satanic athiest and DO IT, lest you want to suffer damnation?