[CHARIS]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Take a look at this, God-mocker.

Mock me all you want:

I've got the JOY of Jesus down in my heart, down in my heart, down in my heart

I've got the JOY of Jesus down in my heart, to stay.


I can see the Lord has LED me to a fertile mission field, white unto harvest.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

I have learned to PRAISE GOD when I come to a new forum and am mocked, counting it all JOY when LIBERAL "so called" "Christians" have the GALL to PREACH to ME about "TRUTH".

BOY, "you" sure DO like "to" USE all CAPITAL letters and "quotation" MARKS for EMPHASIS. You KNOW it kind OF LOSES it's effectIVEness WHEN YOU over "do IT" or it GETs tO "ranDoM"

And I note that SOME of you are fond of "prooftexting", quoting large blocks of SCRIPTURE as if that PROVED anything. Once you are more Mature In The Lord you will come to KNOW that His Holy Spirit is what guides our interpretation and that God's True True Christians (not the mockery you have made of the term here) are infallible in their dialectical discernment.

Quoting scripture at unsaved morons is the only time most of them even see the word of God.

And friend, we don't interpret the Bible, we follow it. We leave it to false Christian zealots like yourself to interpret, or more correctly pervert, God's Holy Word for their own ends.

But I will continue to participate in this forum hoping against hope God will use my humble contributions to perhaps TURN your blinded thinking to His One True Path which I will continue to lay out for your benefit, even at the great personal cost of associating with near heathens.

I doubt you'll be around very long. Either the white-hot Truth of True Christianity™ will burn itself into your heathen heart, or a Pastor will tire of your lousy manners and ban you!

GRACE is what it is and who am I to fight it.

You are fighting it with every attack on the Saved Brothers and Sisters on this Holiest of forums!

[CHARIS]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

BOY, "you" sure DO like "to" USE all CAPITAL letters and "quotation" MARKS for EMPHASIS. You KNOW it kind OF LOSES it's effectIVEness WHEN YOU over "do IT" or it GETs tO "ranDoM"

Made you look.

I doubt you'll be around very long. Either the white-hot Truth of True Christianity™ will burn itself into your heathen heart, or a Pastor will tire of your lousy manners and ban you!

What you call my "lousy manners" are actually an Inspiration Of The Spirit the Lord has laid on my heart in order to communicate with you: I am being "All Things To All Men", and some need serious provocation in order get their attention.

However, it may be that the Lord will soon tell me to use another posting style.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

What you call my "lousy manners" are actually an Inspiration Of The Spirit the Lord has laid on my heart in order to communicate with you: I am being "All Things To All Men", and some need serious provocation in order get their attention.

Sorry, Clarice, but I'm not buying. God is not the author of confusion (1 Cor. 14:33), and you are obviously one confused little puppy.

[JennyD]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

That's what LUKEWARM "so called" "Christians"* want you to believe! And I pray for you my brother you haven't TRULY backslidden THAT far!

I know from reading some of these posts that this place is RIFE with "LIBERAL" thinking people who may or may not TRULY believe they are Christians, and that having a "drink" is OK.

Charo, are you suggesting that Jesus made water into wine in order to enable drunkards, or that He was a drunk himself? Why do you mock our Lord?

But what about the weaker brothers and sisters you are influencing? The near alcoholic in the bar who is WATCHING you enjoy that brewski; the DRUNK behind you in the line at the liquor shop who knows you ALLEGE to be a "Christian" but sees you buying that half pint of rotgut vodka?

There are no True Christian™ alcoholics. Our only addiction is Jesus!

Mock me all you want:

I've got the JOY of Jesus down in my heart, down in my heart, down in my heart

I've got the JOY of Jesus down in my heart, to stay.


I can see the Lord has LED me to a fertile mission field, white unto harvest.

I see all you can quote is a Sunday School song . . . and you can't even get that right.

Charo, you're about as Christian as Osama bin Laden or Bruce Vilanche.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Wait?!?!?! CHARO'S HERE?!?!?! THE Charo?!?!?!?!

I'm the world's biggest Charo fan! I have all of her episodes guest starring on The Love Boat on tape!!!

HI CHARO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Wait?!?!?! CHARO'S HERE?!?!?! THE Charo?!?!?!?!

I'm the world's biggest Charo fan! I have all of her episodes guest starring on The Love Boat on tape!!!

HI CHARO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

You and me both, pal! Oo-la-la, what a dish! I wish I could speak French!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Wait?!?!?! CHARO'S HERE?!?!?! THE Charo?!?!?!?!

I'm the world's biggest Charo fan! I have all of her episodes guest starring on The Love Boat on tape!!!

HI CHARO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

Is it just me, or does she look just like the Olsen twins when they were little and ugly on Full House, only a bit more filled out?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Shout GLORY!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:

"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."

Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_ro...rum/index.html

Hmm.

I'd forgotten this.

So, Rick Santorum's great advice to Obama is to take Michelle to a bar, and drink until she looks feminine?


No matter how much makeup you put on her, she can't help but
'butch out' at a moment's notice.

[Jackson Do Good]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

I am a forgiving man but I can make exceptions…You would deny me a drop of Brandy on my deathbed? Proverb:31:6: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.

I would look again and let Jesus’ hand guide your search for guidance

Ec:9:7: Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
Am:9:14: And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine thereof; they shall also make gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
Am:9:15: And I will plant them upon their land, and they shall no more be pulled up out of their land which I have given them, saith the LORD thy God.
1Tm:5:23: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

And most authoritatively

M't:26:27: And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;
M't:26:28: For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
M't:26:29: But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.

BUT

Eph:5:18: And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;

And thus

1Co:10:30: For if I by grace be a partaker, why am I evil spoken of for that for which I give thanks?
1Co:10:31: Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.

Just note than not all newcomers are as inconsiderate as CHARIS here....

Regards,
Jackson Do Good

[IAmFilthy]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Is it just me, or does she look just like the Olsen twins when they were little and ugly on Full House, only a bit more filled out?

hahahahahhaha I am a woman, and I'm in this forum, suckers! Reading your comments and what not.
Hey, do you guys want to let me know why so many priests and what not are getting put in jail for touching underaged children when they are not willling, at all.. I often find the male priests touching male children. Creepy. Is that what you people are into? Seems like if God really cared about what you church goers learned, then he would make sure that someone who is fit for the job would be there. Not someone who sins SO much in so many different ways. I guess you cant answer that since he was not spoken to you. hah. You cant go by what some fucked up, random person said soooo many years ago, can you? You have to update things you know.. Do you believe in school? We have updated so many things in school that we learn.. same shall go for the bible. but wait, we cant!! Unless you want one of your sick pervert rapist priests to try and re write some more crazy shit. peace out lemmings.

[Didymus Much]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

...Reading your comments and what not...

And proving once again that reading <> understanding.

...a lot of moaning about kiddy-fiddling CATHOLIC priests snipped...

No priests here. These people are Baptists; they have pastors, not priests.

When you've learned something (ie. anything) about the difference, please come back so we can discuss.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

hahahahahhaha I am a woman, and I'm in this forum, suckers! Reading your comments and what not.

O NOES! Whatever shall we do?

Hey, do you guys want to let me know why so many priests and what not are getting put in jail for touching underaged children when they are not willling, at all..

They aren't actually, because the Catholic Cult protects their pervert priests.

We are Baptists. We don't have priests, or pedophiles. Get your religions straight, dimbulb.

I often find the male priests touching male children.

And yet apparently you don't report them to the police or stop them. What do you do, watch? Or do you join in?

Pedophiles like you disgust me. I hope you like it hot, because you're going straight to God's Lake of Fire at judgment for enabling child-raping Catholic priests.

[Holyfield]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:

"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."

Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?

What was coming from Santorum really looked like crap.

The wife wants special treatment. She appreciates it when you make that extra effort. When I take my wife out, I try my very best each and every time to make the evening a memorable one. The wife is not one of your buddies. A half-hearted effort is usually a sign of infidelity.