"One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

[Larry Lee]

Brothers, We all remember Godly Rick Santorum, who's named after a disgusting homosexual practice, yet still holds his head up high and has fathered a quiverfull of children.

Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:

"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."

Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/06/02/santorum/index.html

[Nobar King]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Is this something that you're expected to do every night?

[James Hutchins]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

If a respected theologian like Larry Lee says it, I am will to give it a shot.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

One bourbon....one scotch....one beer....

Now I can't get that song out of my head!

[CHARIS]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Doesn't Mr. Rick Santorum know imbibing alcohol is a SIN?

NO WONDER God removed him from office.

I will pray for him anyway, because I am able to rise above petty politics and I know Mr. Rick Santorum needs a double dose of God's GRACE.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Doesn't Mr. Rick Santorum know imbibing alcohol is a SIN?[...]

Imbibing alcohol to excess is a sin, did not Our Lord take the odd glass of red?

[CHARIS]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Imbibing alcohol to excess is a sin, did not Our Lord take the odd glass of red?

That's what LUKEWARM "so called" "Christians"* want you to believe! And I pray for you my brother you haven't TRULY backslidden THAT far!

I know from reading some of these posts that this place is RIFE with "LIBERAL" thinking people who may or may not TRULY believe they are Christians, and that having a "drink" is OK.

But what about the weaker brothers and sisters you are influencing? The near alcoholic in the bar who is WATCHING you enjoy that brewski; the DRUNK behind you in the line at the liquor shop who knows you ALLEGE to be a "Christian" but sees you buying that half pint of rotgut vodka?

You, Sir, are LEADING them on the PATH to PERDITION because of your REPROBATE ways.

No, the ONLY proper Christian way to serve our Lord is to completely abstain from DEMON spirits.

And why do you think they call them "spirits" anyway? Doesn't the VERY name SHOUT to your conscience you should have NOTHING to do with them? I hope that it does - that you aren't that far gone... yet.

Though PERHAPS even though you may not hear the SHOUT of the Lord you may be able to hear His still small voice, speaking to you through the humble words of my post.

That is my duty, and my prayer.



*And hasn't the example of God removing Mr. Rick Santorum from his "high place" helped you to understand???? I fear you may be beyond even the GRACE of God.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Pardon my language friend, but who the HELL are you to come into OUR forum and tell the very holy and honorable Brother Bathfire ANYTHING let alone that he is a drunk!

We are God's Chosen People friend. You are some unsaved scum who waltzed in here and judged us. Only God can judge True Christians™! I hope a Pastor infracts you for your misguided boldness. Such pride!

[CHARIS]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Pardon my language friend, but who the HELL are you to come into OUR forum and tell the very holy and honorable Brother Bathfire ANYTHING let alone that he is a drunk!

We are God's Chosen People friend. You are some unsaved scum who waltzed in here and judged us. Only God can judge True Christians™! I hope a Pastor infracts you for your misguided boldness. Such pride!

"God's Chosen People"?!? And YOU dare to chastise ME for pride! The Nerve!

No, SIR, there is NO DOUBT in my mind on God's great Day Of Judgment that I will be left standing when all you drunkards will be left lying in the gutters of your own devising.


And ONE thing else I am also SURE of: my humility.

God has seen fit to BLESS me with unmatched humbleness, having rescued me from my former sin of pride (I know it's difficult to believe I ever suffered that malady, but it is true I once did. ). Yet ONE more example of His GRACE.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

That's what LUKEWARM "so called" "Christians"* want you to believe! [general temperance preaching removed for brevity] half pint of rotgut vodka?

You, Sir, are LEADING them on the PATH to PERDITION because of your REPROBATE ways.

I am a forgiving man but I can make exceptions…

No, the ONLY proper Christian way to serve our Lord is to completely abstain from DEMON spirits.

You would deny me a drop of Brandy on my deathbed? Proverb:31:6: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.

I would look again and let Jesus’ hand guide your search for guidance

Ec:9:7: Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
Am:9:14: And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine thereof; they shall also make gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
Am:9:15: And I will plant them upon their land, and they shall no more be pulled up out of their land which I have given them, saith the LORD thy God.
1Tm:5:23: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

And most authoritatively

M't:26:27: And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;
M't:26:28: For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
M't:26:29: But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.

BUT

Eph:5:18: And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;

And thus

1Co:10:30: For if I by grace be a partaker, why am I evil spoken of for that for which I give thanks?
1Co:10:31: Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

Pardon my language friend, but who the HELL are you to come into OUR forum and tell the very holy and honorable Brother Bathfire ANYTHING let alone that he is a drunk!

We are God's Chosen People friend. You are some unsaved scum who waltzed in here and judged us. Only God can judge True Christians™! I hope a Pastor infracts you for your misguided boldness. Such pride!

I'm obliged Brother Portway - I have met these Holy Rollers before with their wizened hearts, who would make poverty-struck hermits of us all and conveniently forget the Promises of The Lord were always of wealth and power, either in this world and/or the Next.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

"God's Chosen People"?!? And YOU dare to chastise ME for pride! The Nerve!

No, SIR, there is NO DOUBT in my mind on God's great Day Of Judgment that I will be left standing when all you drunkards will be left lying in the gutters of your own devising.


And ONE thing else I am also SURE of: my humility.

God has seen fit to BLESS me with unmatched humbleness, having rescued me from my former sin of pride (I know it's difficult to believe I ever suffered that malady, but it is true I once did. ). Yet ONE more example of His GRACE.

We do not get your type in here very often, but on occasion one of your ilk will saunter in off of the Godless Information Superhighway and start lecturing us.

My friend, you are as an infant is to a learned Pastor compared to the True Christians™ on this Godly website. You know nothing of scripture if you claim the KJAV 1611 Bible prohibits the consumption of spirits.

Your manners are atrocious, your writing style is that of some manic street preacher, and you insolence and pride will be your undoing.

I am sure your do not realize it, but Satan has his claws in you my friend. He is making you dance, the same way a puppeteer controls a marionette. You are so blinded by your own misguided feelings of self-importance that you do not recognize the truth. You are Hellbound sir, and I feel sorry for you.

[CHARIS]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

My friend, you are as an infant is to a learned Pastor compared to the True Christians™ on this Godly website. You know nothing of scripture if you claim the KJAV 1611 Bible prohibits the consumption of spirits.

I have learned to PRAISE GOD when I come to a new forum and am mocked, counting it all JOY when LIBERAL "so called" "Christians" have the GALL to PREACH to ME about "TRUTH".

And I note that SOME of you are fond of "prooftexting", quoting large blocks of SCRIPTURE as if that PROVED anything. Once you are more Mature In The Lord you will come to KNOW that His Holy Spirit is what guides our interpretation and that God's True True Christians (not the mockery you have made of the term here) are infallible in their dialectical discernment.


But I will continue to participate in this forum hoping against hope God will use my humble contributions to perhaps TURN your blinded thinking to His One True Path which I will continue to lay out for your benefit, even at the great personal cost of associating with near heathens.

GRACE is what it is and who am I to fight it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

[...]And I note that SOME of you are fond of "prooftexting", quoting large blocks of SCRIPTURE as if that PROVED anything.[...]

2Tm:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
2Tm:3:17: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

If Scripture proved nothing, then of what use would it be?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum

And I note that SOME of you are fond of "prooftexting", quoting large blocks of SCRIPTURE as if that PROVED anything. Once you are more Mature In The Lord you will come to KNOW that His Holy Spirit is what guides our interpretation and that God's True True Christians (not the mockery you have made of the term here) are infallible in their dialectical discernment.

Take a look at this, God-mocker.