[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Little Queer your nothing but a lier God Does not love lesbians Read the Bible and Repent before Jesus Sends you to Hell Stop Telling Lies God Mocker

I wonder if you have ever read the Bible. You never seem to quote from it. God bless, my darling love

[Miss April]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

I wonder if you have ever read the Bible. You never seem to quote from it. God bless, my darling love

Little troll Don't you dare that say that Of course I have read the Bible its of my Favorite Book Are you on Drugs? Jesus Can you help you just let Him is ps I'm not your darling love queer boy

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Everyone's my darling love. I thought we were friends?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

The exorcism of the lesbians has been going well. We're a couple of days behind due to the request of the pastors for a few more days of ministrations to ensure they remain on the right path.

To recap...

SCOOP agents burst into the lezbo's room around 11:30PM Thursday night after it was determined that they had started calling out to God. They were immediately tazered, cuffed, and subjected to water boarding. They were both dazed and confused when the pastors arrived at 7:00AM on Friday.

The pastors began their ministrations almost immediately and seemed to be quite pleased determined to assist the ladies to come to Jesus.

The pastors are now scheduled to complete their ministrations around 7:00AM Tuesday. The viewing of "Father Knows Best" and "Leave it to Beaver" will commence as soon as the pastors depart.

I'm feeling sorry for the husband of the victim. He's been eating all of his meals at the Waffle House since his ordeal began.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Miss April]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Everyone's my darling love. I thought we were friends?

Troll What on Earth are you on because What kind of line is that? No we were naver Fiends fool But I whould like to be your friend So whould Jesus Whould you like to know him?

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

If we aren't friends why did you send me a Friend request?

[Miss April]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

If we aren't friends why did you send me a Friend request?

I'm sorry I clicked the Wrong Botton but We can be friends After you Turn your life over to Jesus You need him just Repent

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

I love Jesus with all my heart!

[Miss April]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

I love Jesus with all my heart!

Then Why don't you Repent?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

The exorcism has gone splendidly. The Pastors completed their final ministration around 7:00 this morning. They seemed a bit tired, but they did thank me for their supply of Viagra my support throughout the ordeal.

We've allowed the ladies to dress. They've been kept in the nude in an effort to instill a healthy dose of body shame into them. They are now wearing modest house dresses in the proper True Christian style.

The now ex-lesbians are quietly watching the first season of "Father Knows Best". This final stage of treatment is their re-education in regards to family values and wifely duties. Sleep deprivation techniques will ensure that they watch every minute of "Father Knows Best" and "Leave it to Beaver" over the next 48 hours.

I took the cruise victim's husband out to breakfast a the Lizard's Thicket. He seemed relieved but wary. He says the next vacation, if there ever is one, will be to Key West where he doubts she could get into any mischief.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Then Why don't you Repent?

I have repented. Not that it matters, because EVERYONE goes to heaven!

Acts 17: 24-29"The God who made the world and everything in it, this Master of sky and land, doesn't live in custom-made shrines or need the human race to run errands for him, as if he couldn't take care of himself. He makes the creatures; the creatures don't make him. Starting from scratch, he made the entire human race and made the earth hospitable, with plenty of time and space for living so we could seek after God, and not just grope around in the dark but actually find him. He doesn't play hide-and-seek with us. He's not remote; he's near. We live and move in him, can't get away from him! One of your poets said it well: 'We're the God-created.' Well, if we are the God-created, it doesn't make a lot of sense to think we could hire a sculptor to chisel a god out of stone for us, does it?

28For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.


See, EVERYONE in the world is God's offspring!

[Nobar King]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

I have repented. Not that it matters, because EVERYONE goes to heaven!

Acts 17: 24-29"The God who made the world and everything in it, this Master of sky and land, doesn't live in custom-made shrines or need the human race to run errands for him, as if he couldn't take care of himself. He makes the creatures; the creatures don't make him. Starting from scratch, he made the entire human race and made the earth hospitable, with plenty of time and space for living so we could seek after God, and not just grope around in the dark but actually find him. He doesn't play hide-and-seek with us. He's not remote; he's near. We live and move in him, can't get away from him! One of your poets said it well: 'We're the God-created.' Well, if we are the God-created, it doesn't make a lot of sense to think we could hire a sculptor to chisel a god out of stone for us, does it?

28For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.


See, EVERYONE in the world is God's offspring!

This is why trusting false Bible interpretations is foolish. You missed the whole point of the scripture. Everyone DOESN'T go to heaven. Only those who live in him go to heaven.

Do you really think Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are going to heaven?

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

No, it's saying that everyone lives in Him.

Acts 17:26And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;
27That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him, and find him, though he be not far from every one of us:

And yes, I do think Mr Bin Laden will go to heaven, and Mr Hussein has already been there a few years now. EVERYONE is in heaven!

[Miss April]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

I have repented. Not that it matters, because EVERYONE goes to heaven!

Acts 17: 24-29"The God who made the world and everything in it, this Master of sky and land, doesn't live in custom-made shrines or need the human race to run errands for him, as if he couldn't take care of himself. He makes the creatures; the creatures don't make him. Starting from scratch, he made the entire human race and made the earth hospitable, with plenty of time and space for living so we could seek after God, and not just grope around in the dark but actually find him. He doesn't play hide-and-seek with us. He's not remote; he's near. We live and move in him, can't get away from him! One of your poets said it well: 'We're the God-created.' Well, if we are the God-created, it doesn't make a lot of sense to think we could hire a sculptor to chisel a god out of stone for us, does it?

28For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.


See, EVERYONE in the world is God's offspring!

Troll You have not Repent Your wrong Everone does not go to Heaven Only those Who believe in Jesus Do See i Don't know what kind of Fake Bible your reading but There is No part in there that says Everyone goes to Heaven Please Stop The Drugs and let Jesus in your life

[Miss April]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

No, it's saying that everyone lives in Him.

Acts 17:26And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;
27That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him, and find him, though he be not far from every one of us:

And yes, I do think Mr Bin Laden will go to heaven, and Mr Hussein has already been there a few years now. EVERYONE is in heaven!

Troll No Brother Nobar is right its say only those who live in him Not Everyone lives in Him Fool No Mr Bin will not go to Heaven but to Hell with you forever