[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Brother Lazarus, job well done with the successful conversion of these ladies! I expect the video of the exorcism as soon as you can send it to me. Now, I was thinking, what do you think of creating a nationwide ministry to save young lesbians from eternal hellfire by casting the demons out of them?

At the start, we could divide our operations into two chapters: You would run the east coast chapter and I would run the west. As our ministry gets larger we can set up chapters in different parts of America, and hopefully someday, in other countries!

The problem is these Ex-Gay ministries aren't really solving much. We need to cut to the heart of this matter -- lesbianism caused by demonic possession -- and we are the ones to cure it. It just breaks my heart seeing this beautiful young women, controlled by demons and forcing them to engage in disgusting lesbian acts with one another. It really is rape. One demon-possessed lady told me sometime back what awful and vile things she liked to do to her girlfriend with her tongue. It took several days worth of discipline, sleep deprivation, electric shocks, and being tied to a chair to finally shake that demon out of her.

I really think Jesus is calling for us to do this.

The exorcism is complete. We released the now ex-lesbians around noon. They had been scheduled for about 7 tomorrow morning but the husband was desperate to have his wife back. We gave him some "Father Knows Best" DVDs so he could continue her treatment at home. The ex-lesbian/ex-dominatrix has been taken back to the Alvin S. Glenn Detention Center and will be placed in the general female population where she will be under close observation.

The three step process that we developed here on this forum has excellent potential. You're right Rev. Jim, the "counseling" given by most ministries will not be successful in these cases of demonic possession. No demon is going to respond positively. In my opinion counseling can only lead to more depravity.

I agree that the three step process, aversion therapy, purging therapy, and rehabilitation therapy has the potential to be both a Godly healing ministry and a profit center. I'd be happy to assist you in building a network of centers for lesbian exorcism. I'm sure it would be more financially lucrative than the salary I receive from the State of South Carolina as a SCOOP agent.

I'll have to purloin a tape. The tapes were made for training purposes only, but I think this mission is so important that the videos need to be shared with people of purely honorable intentions, such as yourself and the Pastors at Landover.

I look forward to working with you.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

It's been a week since the lesbian exorcism was completed, so I thought I'd offer an update.

The wayward wife is progressing nicely. Her husband says she is somewhat lethargic as she goes about her chores, but her housekeeping and cooking skills seem greatly improved. He's very happy with the change in her attitude towards her duties to him as a wife. He says she is now very eager to submit to is husbandly demands. He says she has given him no cause for any discipline. Apparently the sight of another woman causes her to become somewhat confused and distracted, but he thinks that should not be a problem. Overall he is very satisfied with the results.

The progress of the former lesbian dominatrix is less clear. She is still in jail. She's not causing any trouble but she spends all of her days and nights huddled in the corner of her cell, whimpering. She is surrounded by women. As we see in the wife, the sight of a woman causes some disturbance. So it is possible that her condition will improve once she is out of jail and around men. She has 76 days left on her sentence, so it will be a while before we can be sure of a positive outcome.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ichthys]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Brother Lazarus, while most homosexuals choose their sin out of personal choice, every now and then an innocent heterosexual True Christian™ person becomes unwaringly possessed by a demon and acts out according to the demon's wishes instead of their own personal free will. These are delicate matters since the person is a victim of an external force and not willingly engaging in homosexuality.

Nonetheless, I've come across my share of possessed "gays" and "lesbians" and all I can recommend is that Tough Love solves it. No way should you coddle them or plead for the demons to leave! You need to be strong! One recommendation of mine that has shown practical results is Associative Therapy.

Tie this lesbian to a chair and place eye clamps over her eyes. Put on a movie/TV show where there is a lot of lesbian scenes. Everytime a lesbian scene comes up, a good high voltage, low amp shock should be inducted into her. Put on a program which emphasizes True Christian™ values like heterosexual love or women being mothers and everytime one of these positive images appear on screen, release the eye clamps enabling her to refresh her eyes and put on soothing music. After a while, between the electric shocks and the eye refreshment, she will unconsciously associate homosexuality with pain.

This gives you an open door to then exorcise the demon. Use mild forms of "torture", actually what should properly be termed "love actions" to entice the demon to leave the body. Demons cannot stay in a body experiencing pain. Electric shocks, cigarette burns, harsh whippings across the bare skin, pouring salt in the eyes....be creative in your methods, but make sure you get that demon out! Remember: You are not trying to harm her for her own sake, but doing a necessary evil to release her from the demons! Keep your eye on the bigger picture: She may experience temporary physical pain, but do not let her soul be aeternally damned to Hell!

After an extended period of time and multiple sessions, the demon will be out of her. She may exhibit signs of what Jew psychologists call "Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder" but what she is actually experiencing is the relief of having an evil demon free from her body. She may behave more submissive, fearful, anxious, and never look you in the eye, but those are good things!

I've done these methods on a multitude on women over the years and I claim 100% success. Just make sure you keep your exorcism clandestine and sternly warn the woman never to speak about it, since law enforcement sometimes works for the atheist and homosexual agenda and may injustly prosecute you for a so-called "crime" when you are just doing the work of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on this Earth.

Best of luck to you. Oh and I have some of my homosexual exorcism sessions available on VHS which I can send to you. Let me know if you need some visual aids on the How-To!

I am kind of lost in this forum and not too sure how to contact you, so I hope this is the right way. I am living in Germany and the demons lately managed to gain control over my little sister. She is involved in some "Punk" movement and states to be bisexual. I've never done any form of exorcism, nor do I know anyone who has enough faith to give it in gods hands and execute it with the needed strength you explained. Am am not too sure if my faith is strong enough, though I really think this needs to be done to save her soul. So I would like to know if you could send me the videos you wrote about over the Internet, or if it would be ok for you to ship them over to Germany so I could get a picture of the dangers I might have to face. I am sorry if my grammar isn't perfect, English wasn't my first language.

God bless you all!
Ichthys

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

I am kind of lost in this forum and not too sure how to contact you, so I hope this is the right way. I am living in Germany and the demons lately managed to gain control over my little sister. She is involved in some "Punk" movement and states to be bisexual. I've never done any form of exorcism, nor do I know anyone who has enough faith to give it in gods hands and execute it with the needed strength you explained. Am am not too sure if my faith is strong enough, though I really think this needs to be done to save her soul. So I would like to know if you could send me the videos you wrote about over the Internet, or if it would be ok for you to ship them over to Germany so I could get a picture of the dangers I might have to face. I am sorry if my grammar isn't perfect, English wasn't my first language.

God bless you all!
Ichthys

Christians do not believe in nor do they perform exocisims. You want a papist priest. How old are you, 7?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Christians do not believe in nor do they perform exocisims. You want a papist priest. How old are you, 7?

Actually James, Reverend Jim and I have been experimenting with a new, TC form of exorcism. If you re-read this thread you'll see.

Ichthys, I cannot send a video. You never know. It could end up in the wrong hands. If you read the entire thread you'll gain an understanding of the three step process.

Perhaps once Rev. Jim and I get our first exorcism center up and running, you can send your sister to us.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Yes, exorcism is independent of Catholicism. Did not Jesus cast out demons? People associate it with Catholicism because of the movie "The Exorcist". So once again, we are confused with ring-kissing papist scum.

I have done thousands of exorcisms over the years. On my TV show, I would often find people who were possessed by demons and causing them physical and emotional pain and disease. Everything from gout to dementia to Alzheimer's to irritable bowel syndrome to leukemia to ringworm to acne to acid reflux syndrome can be attributed to demons. Once the demons are exorcised, the person is free of the disease.

For minor exorcisms and diseases there is a suggested donation of $200. For medium exorcisms and diseases it is $500. For the major, $1000. For extreme life-threatening conditions I ask for a contribution of no less than $10,000 because of the severe risk I put myself when doing it (I could die!). It is also far less than standard medical treatment.

[Ichthys]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Thanks for your feedback! I've locked her up in the cellar and Ill keep her there until our Father wants her to be healed - When you open the exorcism center. I also just read woman probably have no soul anyway so it's likely not even worth bothering the Lord!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html

God bless you all!
Ichthys

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cruising; Satan’s Joyride to Hell

Actually James, Reverend Jim and I have been experimenting with a new, TC form of exorcism. If you re-read this thread you'll see.

Ichthys, I cannot send a video. You never know. It could end up in the wrong hands. If you read the entire thread you'll gain an understanding of the three step process.

Perhaps once Rev. Jim and I get our first exorcism center up and running, you can send your sister to us.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Ah, I understand. I was thinking about one of those catlick ones where you make the person levitate over the bed, have their head spin and puke pea soup.
Sinners who want/need to be saved certainly need help. In many cases it is the drink or sex that have their evil claws on a womans (and rarely a mans) soul. I'd love to take a tour of the new facility and see the skilled experts at work. I'd be non-intrusive, I'd stand in a closet or something.