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Republican dies in frenzy induced by scantily-clad sweaty women
When women dress like harlots, it causes more problems than just rape. When women dress in tight, form-fitting, shiny workout gear, and when they sweat and flex and make every curve and bulge visible, good republican men are driven crazy. Literally, crazy.
Meet George Sodini, the nicest Republican you ever met:
His republican credentials go way back. Here's a March 13, 1994 Web posting by Sodini at a Whitewater news group which reads in full:
I got a bumper sticker that reads: "Stop Socialism Impeach Clinton" from an ad in National Review magazine. There are many neat buttons and stickers and things advertised in those conservative magazines. George
Two weeks later after posting at an "alt.clinton.politics" forum he signed off with another pro-impeachment message: "Gore in '94."
And on Sept. 9, 1995, he posted on a "activism.militia" newsgroup the following:
Been a long time since last write. Everything still sucks. But I got a promotion and a raise, even in this sh*tty Obama ecomomy. No more grunt programming. Go figure!
So, as you see, this is a level-headed republican who is hardly capable of doing anything immoral. But when sweaty women in spandex bend over, all bets are off.
Yesterday he walked into a fitness center in Pennsylvania armed with guns and extra long clips for bullets, once illegal under assault weapons ban that was overturned in 2004. He opened fire and pacified 3 hostile targets and inflicted a further 9 mobility casualities before turning the gun on himself.
Before you rush to judgement, watch this video showing typical activity at these so-called "fitness" clubs, and ask yourself: in the same situation, wouldn't you do the exact same thing?
Meet George Sodini, the nicest Republican you ever met:
His republican credentials go way back. Here's a March 13, 1994 Web posting by Sodini at a Whitewater news group which reads in full:
I got a bumper sticker that reads: "Stop Socialism Impeach Clinton" from an ad in National Review magazine. There are many neat buttons and stickers and things advertised in those conservative magazines. George
Two weeks later after posting at an "alt.clinton.politics" forum he signed off with another pro-impeachment message: "Gore in '94."
And on Sept. 9, 1995, he posted on a "activism.militia" newsgroup the following:
I am convinced that more drastic action is required to bring the country back to the Constitutional order that it was 200 years ago. I don't think any group of political leaders will achieve this for us.
Recent additions to his blog:Good luck to Obama! He will be successful. The liberal media LOVES him.
Amerika has chosen The Black Man. Good! In light of this I got ideas outside of Obama's plans for the economy and such. Here it is: Every black man should get a young white girl hoe to hone up on. Kinda a reverse indentured servitude thing. Long ago, many a older white male landowner had a young Negro wench girl for his desires. Bout' time tables are turned on that shit. Besides, dem young white hoez dig da bruthrs! LOL. More so than they dig the white dudes!
Every daddy know when he sends his little girl to college, she be bangin a bruthr real good. I saw it. "Not my little girl", daddy says! (Yeah right!!) Black dudes have thier choice of best white hoez. You do the math, there are enough young white so all the brothers can each have one for 3 or 6 months or so.
From July 20, 2009:Been a long time since last write. Everything still sucks. But I got a promotion and a raise, even in this sh*tty Obama ecomomy. No more grunt programming. Go figure!
So, as you see, this is a level-headed republican who is hardly capable of doing anything immoral. But when sweaty women in spandex bend over, all bets are off.
Yesterday he walked into a fitness center in Pennsylvania armed with guns and extra long clips for bullets, once illegal under assault weapons ban that was overturned in 2004. He opened fire and pacified 3 hostile targets and inflicted a further 9 mobility casualities before turning the gun on himself.
Before you rush to judgement, watch this video showing typical activity at these so-called "fitness" clubs, and ask yourself: in the same situation, wouldn't you do the exact same thing?
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