Survival Camp

[Brother_Mike]

Brothers, on orders from Pastor Pistle, I will be taking part in a 2 week survival program where I will live in the woods and eat whatever I can catch with my bare hands.

I will be leaving after tomorrow.

Please stay clear of the woods while I am there, or you might get seriously hurt or injured from any traps I might set.

PS: To stop the spread of any rumours, my trip has NOTHING to do with my unequally yoked flirting with Moon. It is by sheer coincidence that I am going to be dwelling in the woods where she lives.

Pray for me that I come out a stronger TC(tm) after this experience.

YIC
Brother Mike

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Survival Camp

Pray for me that I come out a stronger TC(tm) after this experience.

YIC
Brother Mike

Brother, if you come out of the woods with Moonflower tied over your shoulder and turn her in to the Department of Faith, you will get your just reward. If you come back with the mark of the beast on you, you will also be rewarded....with a trip to meet JESUS in person.

Good luck!
Our Prayers are with you!

PS: Take a few kittens to lure MF out of the trees. If she doesn't appear, you can eat the kittens.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Beware of the wild men who live in the woods and cut themselves with glass -- those crazy negroes can't be understood. The Lord will be with you, and, of course, you will have the Totally Manly Armor of God on, I presume?

[eliot mayfield]

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Does Mike have a brother? Because I just saw someone sneaking out of Billy Bob's bar be que Barn who looked a bit like Mike.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Brother, if you come out of the woods with Moonflower tied over your shoulder and turn her in to the Department of Faith, you will get your just reward. If you come back with the mark of the beast on you, you will also be rewarded....with a trip to meet JESUS in person.

Do scratch marks all on his back count as the "mark of the beast"?

PS: Take a few kittens to lure MF out of the trees. If she doesn't appear, you can eat the kittens.

That's it...I'm hiding all my baby kitties in my Rapture Bunker (....made one just in case)!

Moon

Brothers, on orders from Pastor Pistle, I will be taking part in a 2 week survival program where I will live in the woods and eat whatever I can catch with my bare hands.

I will be leaving after tomorrow.

Please stay clear of the woods while I am there, or you might get seriously hurt or injured from any traps I might set.

PS: To stop the spread of any rumours, my trip has NOTHING to do with my unequally yoked flirting with Moon. It is by sheer coincidence that I am going to be dwelling in the woods where she lives.

Pray for me that I come out a stronger TC(tm) after this experience.

YIC
Brother Mike

I'll be sure to leave some food out just for you. I'd hate to see you eating the lovely creatures of the forrest. I have no doubt you'll come out of this a leaner, stronger TC. I have all my faith in you, love.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Brothers, on orders from Pastor Pistle, I will be taking part in a 2 week survival program where I will live in the woods and eat whatever I can catch with my bare hands.

I will be leaving after tomorrow.

Please stay clear of the woods while I am there, or you might get seriously hurt or injured from any traps I might set.

PS: To stop the spread of any rumours, my trip has NOTHING to do with my unequally yoked flirting with Moon. It is by sheer coincidence that I am going to be dwelling in the woods where she lives.

Pray for me that I come out a stronger TC(tm) after this experience.

YIC
Brother Mike

Do beware Brother, those woods are filled with flesh eating witches. I'll will pray that The Lord has better uses for you Brother than a midnight snack for some greasy wickers.

[Brother_Mike]

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Pray for me brothers, I'm leaving for the woods. See you all in 2 weeks when I get back.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Survival Camp

Shhhhhh.

:::::Whispering :::::::::: I know I'm not supposed to be in here....but I wanted to bring you a few rain coats for 'protection'.... you never know where those filthy witches have been. Oh...... and some tuna and turkey sammiches.

Stay safe dear Brother. I'll be praying for you.

:::::::::sneaking back out ::::::::::::

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Shhhhhh.

:::::Whispering :::::::::: I know I'm not supposed to be in here....but I wanted to bring you a few rain coats for 'protection'.... you never know where those filthy witches have been. Oh...... and some tuna and turkey sammiches.

Stay safe dear Brother. I'll be praying for you.

:::::::::sneaking back out ::::::::::::

With Love, Sister Thumper

God Lord Protecter!

Sister Thumper; for the Love of Jesus(r) don't do that! Witches are like Negroes; they live to make blonde Christian white women their victims! Christian Scientist show one bite from a witch instantly infects a woman with the THESPIAN VIRUS!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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but...but.... Brother BJ, I was only sneaking him a few sammiches.

God knows what those wiccers will feed him.... I can barely stand the thought of him gnawing on roasted baby's arm or kitty cakes.

Please Sir, forgive me........

Repentent, Sister Thumper

[Brother_Mike]

Re: Survival Camp

A few sammiches should be ok sister, thank you. Although I should be concentrating on hunting down Moon and bringing her back to Landover.

Well, I better get back to organizing and cleaning my guns.


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Well, I'm outta here guys! Wish me luck! Time to go wiccan huntin!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Survival Camp

A few sammiches should be ok sister, thank you. Although I should be concentrating on hunting down Moon and bringing her back to Landover.

Well, I better get back to organizing and cleaning my guns.


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Well, I'm outta here guys! Wish me luck! Time to go wiccan huntin!

Is it true that there are Quakers living in those woods?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Is it true that there are Quakers living in those woods?

Even worse Brother, we have had reports of the savage and primitive Meninites.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't want to be a negative nelly here, but I have to say, I have bad feelings about Brother Mike's little adventure in the woods...Jesus is telling me that something is not right.....

[Brother V]

Re: Survival Camp

I heard it may have something to do with the amish.

I did see a horse drawn buggy with an orange reflective triangle on the back of it the other day.