[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Easer there Brother Seeker; Moonflower is part of my house staff now and putting her harloting ways behind her. She has a GPS tracking bracelet so Jesus knows were she is at all times, wears a dress Pastor Al even somewhat approves of* and she is confinded to her room after 9:00pm. Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?

Praise Jesus!
Yes, it would seem like she is coming around, perhaps I was too quick to judge, but then again.. maybe not.
We shall see.

In any case, I pray, and am in good hope, that you can fill her up with the love of JESUS, my brother.
She needs to be filled to the brim with Jesus sweet seed, to make her sin-free.
Don't spare her your rod of discipline neither.
Glory!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?

Sweet merficul crawdads, please stop

Wasn't Moonflower promised to Bro Mike? In which case maybe he's better off brain-dead....he won't have to see her brought to this!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Hushed, watch yourself, Moonflower is a known harlot and without decency.
She will try to seduce you and lead you straight to the very fires of hell.

I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!

Easer there Brother Seeker; Moonflower is part of my house staff now and putting her harloting ways behind her. She has a GPS tracking bracelet so Jesus knows were she is at all times, wears a dress Pastor Al even somewhat approves of* and she is confinded to her room after 9:00pm. Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?


*that is if he approved of any woman in the first place.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!

Awww, you're just jealous SS.

Nice sword baby. Feel better now, or do you need more flirtting??

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Hushed, watch yourself, Moonflower is a known harlot and without decency.
She will try to seduce you and lead you straight to the very fires of hell.

I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
YIC
Hushed

Pleased to meet you Hushed. Nice eyes by the way. Anyhow, I'd NEVER pass for an Amish girl. Those people don't even use electricity!

I could just go there and corrupt their little towns. But I'd rather just beat them with my broom.

Moon

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

Yes we do brother, yes we do!

But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!

Of course Brother Bobby Joe, but maybe a covert operation may be at hand. There are many ways that we could infiltrate the enemy without endangering the "prize". And Moon, I am sorry, I am new here, Hushed, TC cadet. Pleased to meet you. The "fun" you speak of...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
YIC
Hushed

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

BJ, love...if I happen to hunt these stupid little pilgrim wannabe biatches down, could I have a little "fun" with them before I have to turn them in to the Landover authorities???

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

*thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...

Exodus 15:2
The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.

YIC
Hushed

Yes we do brother, yes we do!

But remember; we must follow our pastor's guidance in this crises. Only the Pastors stand between us and the unthinkable; a horse buggy trotting up the Boulevard of the Saints to the Freehold main gate with a terrorist nuclear weapon on it!

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?

*thinks about the untamed passions for a split second* 'scuse me....I faltered for a split second but remembered...

Exodus 15:2
The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father's God, and I will exalt him.

Those crazy Mennonites....How are we to take back brother Mike as our own? I do think there is hope for our brother. We do have means of faith.

YIC
Hushed

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Yea right.....



Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.

YIC
Hushed

Well be careful; these Mennonites are a savage and primitive people. Who knows were their untamed passions can take them next?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Survival Camp

Even if he is in a vegetative coma... we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.

The mystery is how anyone who isn't gets swindled into signing up for your whore "Church."

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.

Yea right.....



Anyways, Brother Mike not doin' so well. Brother Bobby-Joe, these Ameesh....ya lookin' for a payback.....I know some folks up around that way. I could use a vacation as well. Personal touches are the best. Just a quiet simple...uh meeting. Brother Mike need any blood? There's plenty of givers around.

YIC
Hushed

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Survival Camp

...So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead...

How would they tell the difference? If they read any of his (or your) posts here before the shooting they could easily make the same conclusion!

Worry not. I can arrange for a local Priest to get to his bedside and give him the last rites. Even if he is in a vegetative coma on the sheer edge of death we can bring him into the Catholic Church and save his soul before it is too late. All in a day's work for a true servant of Jesus.





Bless you, my future medical experiment,
Father Mo

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Well, no use feeling sorry for him now. Latest news is he is in the hospital on life support and the Liebral atheist scum doctors want to pull the plug! Folks, we cannot allow this to happen. We must organize a protest!

Shame he slipped and hit his head on the furnace while we were de-brainwashing him.

Yes, sorry Brethren I couldn't get back to you all sooner but we've been in a Condition: Burnt Umber Terrorist Alert over this Brother Mike thing. We found Mike in a comma in W J A Bailey Memorial hospital over in the next county. The story is Brother Mike was walking down the road when he was shot in a head by a gun fired from a passing buggy cart that witnesses say was driven by two eight year old Amish girls! It appears the Amish are out for revenge on the nearest True Christian(tm) they could find for Pennsylvania and Brother Mike was it!

So the Doctors at the so called hospital claim Brother Mike is brain dead, that the only thing keeping Mike alive is the machines. Right now Brother Born Again Bob and our Joo lawyers are working on a court order to stop this medical killing. They want to murder Mike just so Bailey County can get out of paying to keep Brother Mike alive the rest of his life like Jesus wants!

Details will follow on this message board.