[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

...Maybe you could be our "person" on the inside? Bobby Joe, what do you think? And of course with our Pastor's guiding hand.
YIC
Hushed

Pleased to meet you Hushed. Nice eyes by the way. Anyhow, I'd NEVER pass for an Amish girl. Those people don't even use electricity!

I could just go there and corrupt their little towns. But I'd rather just beat them with my broom.

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Hushed, watch yourself, Moonflower is a known harlot and without decency.
She will try to seduce you and lead you straight to the very fires of hell.

I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!

Awww, you're just jealous SS.

Nice sword baby. Feel better now, or do you need more flirtting??

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Hushed, watch yourself, Moonflower is a known harlot and without decency.
She will try to seduce you and lead you straight to the very fires of hell.

I rebuke thee harlot, by the power of allmighty JESUS!
Get thee hence, away from this innocent man!
Remove your vile presence from our sight!
Amen!

Easer there Brother Seeker; Moonflower is part of my house staff now and putting her harloting ways behind her. She has a GPS tracking bracelet so Jesus knows were she is at all times, wears a dress Pastor Al even somewhat approves of* and she is confinded to her room after 9:00pm. Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?


*that is if he approved of any woman in the first place.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Survival Camp

Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?

Sweet merficul crawdads, please stop

Wasn't Moonflower promised to Bro Mike? In which case maybe he's better off brain-dead....he won't have to see her brought to this!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

Easer there Brother Seeker; Moonflower is part of my house staff now and putting her harloting ways behind her. She has a GPS tracking bracelet so Jesus knows were she is at all times, wears a dress Pastor Al even somewhat approves of* and she is confinded to her room after 9:00pm. Last night after evening prayers Moon told me that she',.. is ready and open for Him to enter her.' Now is that now virtue rising Brother?

Praise Jesus!
Yes, it would seem like she is coming around, perhaps I was too quick to judge, but then again.. maybe not.
We shall see.

In any case, I pray, and am in good hope, that you can fill her up with the love of JESUS, my brother.
She needs to be filled to the brim with Jesus sweet seed, to make her sin-free.
Don't spare her your rod of discipline neither.
Glory!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Praise Jesus!
Yes, it would seem like she is coming around, perhaps I was too quick to judge, but then again.. maybe not.
We shall see.

In any case, I pray, and am in good hope, that you can fill her up with the love of JESUS, my brother.
She needs to be filled to the brim with Jesus sweet seed, to make her sin-free.
Don't spare her your rod of discipline neither.
Glory!

Good point Brother Seeker.

This Moon situation is a bit touch and go. She requires firmness, that's for sure. However she seems receptive to the message so much work is going to be need before He is fully, and completely satisfied.

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Good point Brother Seeker.

This Moon situation is a bit touch and go. She requires firmness, that's for sure. However she seems receptive to the message so much work is going to be need before He is fully, and completely satisfied.

Geesh, He's rather difficult to satisfy. I'm sure that with your help I'll be screaming GLORY in no time! You know Moon's open to all sorts of things...even religion.

Moon

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: Survival Camp

Good point Brother Seeker.

This Moon situation is a bit touch and go. She requires firmness, that's for sure. However she seems receptive to the message so much work is going to be need before He is fully, and completely satisfied.

If I may Brother Bobby-Joe, you're most welcome to call upon me if need be, I do carry a well stiff bat. (My Louisville of course. If you're (as in who I use it on) not hushed after my use of it, well then there's not much left to be done.)

This Moon talking about my eyes and such. I don't know if I should accept this compliment from one as her. And if I did, thank you's would be in order, but that is if I should accept such a compliment. Brother Bobby, you know her better than I.

YIC
Hushed

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Survival Camp

If I may Brother Bobby-Joe, you're most welcome to call upon me if need be, I do carry a well stiff bat.

Yes, we all carrry huge weapons here, my friend.
I have a giant sword myself and I will not keep it back, even from blood, since I'm not lazy when doing the LORD's work.
Shout Glory!

Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
Jeremiah 48:10

[MoonFlower]

Re: Survival Camp

Bobby Joe is doing just fine alone! He doesn't need to be sharing his duties with anyone. Hopefully he agrees with me.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Survival Camp

Bobby Joe is doing just fine alone! He doesn't need to be sharing his duties with anyone. Hopefully he agrees with me.

Moon

Yes, I think that is correct course. Moonflower does need the kind of personal attention to find God that only a highly experainced TRUE Christian like me can give.

[tommy]

Re: Survival Camp

Praise Jesus. May He return soon.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Survival Camp

Praise Jesus. May He return soon.

Not gunna happen. Brother Mike is "sleeping with the Fishes"

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Survival Camp

Not gunna happen. Brother Mike is "sleeping with the Fishes"

Ummm......I believe Tommy was referring to JESUS' imminent return.