[GOD=life]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

I never spoke of drugs, ...

Please notice the part "You might as well". In terms of the sin department, it doesn't that much of a difference.

Let's see there's ONE of me and TWO children, Last time I did the math THAT was multiplying.

And there is also ONE husband. At least, I pray there is....... it is common in certain ethnic groups for fathers to be rather fruitful, so to speak.

Again, I've done MY job and now I am done.

I can only imagine the range of jobs you are involved with... hand, pop, etc.. But hey, it's FUN, right? What's the harm?

I only engage in sex with my husband, so I am doing no wrong. Sorry, YOU believe I am

No ma'am, God believes you are.

I merely wish for you, a sinner, to change your ways and join us in Heaven.

Our family will pray for you tonight that you do not have sex with your husband today. I will be forced to explain to little Timothy, aged 6, that not everyone's mommy and daddy will go to Heaven. Thank you very much.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

The Bible said I had to be fruitful and multiply, he didn't say how many times

You are right in that he does not give a specific number, but he does make very clear that more children is better. Psalm 127:3-5 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate."

but I REFUSE to give up sex with my husband. Sex is normal, feels good and is FUN!! ... I only engage in sex with my husband, so I am doing no wrong. Sorry, YOU believe I am

It almost sounds as if you are having orgasms. This is very bad. Female orgasms are designed by satan to make women seduce man. Orgasms make women scream and this clearly is against God's rules: 1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." Women should serve their husbands, bear children and bake pies. In silence.

[Butch Albright]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

This seems to have gotten a bit off the original topic, so more about the whole "handroSICKsual" issue-

Not only is it BOUND to make you a homer, but you might end up engaging in some activities with your very own family members! Just look at this graphic illustration of the numerous evils that stem from touching one's own tallywhacker!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=1493#comic

Young boys should focus their energies on touching a FOOTBALL not themselves!

FOOTBALL!!!

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

I never spoke of drugs, You did, Quit getting high and posting.
Let's see there's ONE of me and TWO children, Last time I did the math THAT was multiplying. Again, I've done MY job and now I am done. I only engage in sex with my husband, so I am doing no wrong. Sorry, YOU believe I am

Woman, if you say you have done no wrong, and that you have only two children, then this means that you should only have had sex with your husband two times. Am I correct? Answer wisely, woman. Jesus watches and cries when you have recreational sex!

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

Mrs. Phoenix,

Your body is not a rollercoaster, it is a Godly vessel to produce babies for Jesus! You're lucky enough to have a husband, why do you hate him so much that you're only willing to give him two kids?

And what do you have against Jesus? What did He ever do to you?

He and His Dad want lots of babies that can become Christians so they can fight the Devil's army when the End Times come in March!

If the Devil's army barely wins, I hope you fell terrible, because it will be you fault!

Tammi

[MsPhoenixFire]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

Mrs. Phoenix,

Your body is not a rollercoaster, it is a Godly vessel to produce babies for Jesus! You're lucky enough to have a husband, why do you hate him so much that you're only willing to give him two kids?

And what do you have against Jesus? What did He ever do to you?

He and His Dad want lots of babies that can become Christians so they can fight the Devil's army when the End Times come in March!

If the Devil's army barely wins, I hope you fell terrible, because it will be you fault!

Tammi

I have always said I wanted two children and that's it. I don't relish being pregnant, nor do I like breastfeeding and diapers. My children are 10 and 7 and happy and healthy. As are are we with them, We attend church three times a week and the children were saved from the time they were born and have devoted their lives to Christ. My daughter as well has stated she only wants two children when she marrys "if she decides to marry" as she told me.
As for Satan "winning" because I let him, I think not.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

I have always said I wanted two children and that's it.

Where did you get this insane idea that what you want has any relevance? All that counts is what God wants and what your husband wants.

Deuteronomy 6:5 "And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might."

My daughter as well has stated she only wants two children when she marrys "if she decides to marry" as she told me.

This is terrible. Although I think it is very stupid, your free will allows you to choose the road to hell. But why do you want your innocent child to suffer the same fate? Do you not love your daughter?

Deuteronomy 6:6-7 "“And these words which I command you today shall be in your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, when you walk by the way, when you lie down, and when you rise up."

[MsPhoenixFire]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

Where did you get this insane idea that what you want has any relevance? All that counts is what God wants and what your husband wants.

Deuteronomy 6:5 "And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might."

This is terrible. Although I think it is very stupid, your free will allows you to choose the road to hell. But why do you want your innocent child to suffer the same fate? Do you not love your daughter?

Deuteronomy 6:6-7 "“And these words which I command you today shall be in your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, when you walk by the way, when you lie down, and when you rise up."

I got my way didn't I? My husband himself only wanted two children. Sorry I found a man who wanted the same as I, That's how marriage should be. My daughter is a smart, well rounded young lady, She knows what she wants and doesn't want. We as parents support her choices, they may change as she ages. Right now she's more into her studies than anything else and already planning for college. I don't know about you and landover, but my pastor and church are VERY proud of how well she's doing.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

I have always said I wanted two children and that's it. I don't relish being pregnant, nor do I like breastfeeding and diapers. My children are 10 and 7 and happy and healthy. As are are we with them, We attend church three times a week and the children were saved from the time they were born and have devoted their lives to Christ. My daughter as well has stated she only wants two children when she marrys "if she decides to marry" as she told me.
As for Satan "winning" because I let him, I think not.

Lady, you sure are messed up.

Only two children? Do you really hate God that much? You know he wants to have as many children as you physically can. Refusal to do so is like spitting in His face!

It is immpossible for children to be Saved(c) since birth. You know perfectly well, children are born chock full of sin. They must grow up and develop enough to understand this. Then they can repent and be properly Baptized.

I am not surprised you daughter wants to follow in her mothers heathenistic footsteps. At least aftyer you are dead. you know your daughter will join you in hell. Have you any idea what awaits you?

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

See, I love you and do not want to see you give your life away to the Devil. If you refuse, please reconsider, if only for your daughters sake. It is the little ones most damaged by your poor parenting.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

1 Chronicles 4:27 (King James Version)
27And Shimei had sixteen sons and six daughters: but his brethren had not many children, neither did all their family multiply, like to the children of Judah.

Ecclesiastes 6:3 (King James Version)
3If a man beget an hundred children, and live many years, so that the days of his years be many, and his soul be not filled with good, and also that he have no burial; I say, that an untimely birth is better than he.

Galatians 4:27 (King James Version)
27For it is written, Rejoice, thou barren that bearest not; break forth and cry, thou that travailest not: for the desolate hath many more children than she which hath an husband.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

My husband himself only wanted two children.

I don't believe this at all. I think you are dominating your husband into your ways. Which is very very wrong. I assure you if his will to express his wishes had not been killed by you he would tell you a completely different story. I assure you when you are not around he will spend most of his time complaining about you. His mother probably hates you.

1 Corinthians 11:3 "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God."

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

I got my way didn't I? My husband himself only wanted two children. Sorry I found a man who wanted the same as I, That's how marriage should be. My daughter is a smart, well rounded young lady, She knows what she wants and doesn't want. We as parents support her choices, they may change as she ages. Right now she's more into her studies than anything else and already planning for college. I don't know about you and landover, but my pastor and church are VERY proud of how well she's doing.

You are really disrespectful of the True Christian™ men on this forum.

The Bible is full of stuff about wives submitting to their husbands. Is your husband some kind of wimp that lets you make all the decisions? I bet he is. God hates men like that, they are as bad as people who emm themselves and robbers and drunks!!!

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10



Do you spank your girly husband when he has been naughty?

you--><--your poor wimpy husband

[James Hutchins]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

You are really disrespectful of the True Christian™ men on this forum.

The Bible is full of stuff about wives submitting to their husbands. Is your husband some kind of wimp that lets you make all the decisions? I bet he is. God hates men like that, they are as bad as people who emm themselves and robbers and drunks!!!

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10



Do you spank your girly husband when he has been naughty?

you--><--your poor wimpy husband

Tammi, now Ms.NotSoHot only has sex for FUN!
She does not care what God wants.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

Tammi, now Ms.NotSoHot only has sex for FUN!
She does not care what God wants.

I was wondering when someone would point that out.

Ms.NotSoHot is your typical False Christian whose life choices add up to only one thing: "Turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness" (Jude 1:4).

[Godfly]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

I have always said I wanted two children and that's it. I don't relish being pregnant, nor do I like breastfeeding and diapers. My children are 10 and 7 and happy and healthy. As are are we with them, We attend church three times a week and the children were saved from the time they were born and have devoted their lives to Christ. My daughter as well has stated she only wants two children when she marrys "if she decides to marry" as she told me.
As for Satan "winning" because I let him, I think not.

You and your husbands are filthy Handros! Beware! There will be no penguins to pound in Hell, it is much too hot!

What is a woman doing on this forum anyways?