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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    Future Ex-Negro? Baseball Star Sammy Sosa Turning White!



    Ex-MLB baseball star Sammy Sosa of the Dominican Republic, known for his record-breaking homerun seasons, is actually turning into a white man! This is a conscious effort on the part of Mr. Sosa. It's good to see that men can overcome their negroidal natures and become something better.

    Source: AOL Black Voices

    Baseball great Sammy Sosa spoke to Spanish station Primer Impacto yesterday regarding the dramatic lightening of his complexion. Defending his newfound facade, Sosa shot down claims that he is suffering from vitiligo, a skin disorder, and actually attributed his new look to a moisturizer.

    According to the New York Daily News, Sosa said:

    I'm doing well, doing well, thanks to God. ... I use a cream to keep my skin smooth and soft. I apply it before I go to bed. When I was playing for Chicago all those years, I was in the sun a lot for 1 o'clock games. The flashes (from the cameras) also made my skin look lighter.

    He also went on disprove speculation that he is trying to become the next Michael Jackson by bleaching his skin:

    "Not at all, I respect him
    very much. I'm not a racist. I'm not like that. I'm just a happy person."

    What about those green contacts he's been sporting as of late? Sosa deflected critics by retorting that he was just trying something different. "I'm not trying to be superficial," he said.

    Who knew a "cream" could literally wipe the black off of your face. I mean, is this guy serious? If I were to put on a cream that drastically altered my complexion, I'd probably sue -- not to mention take the quickest route to my dermatologist. I think it speaks volumes that Sosa plans on being the spokesperson for the "cream."

    Sosa, who would not tell...the name of the cream he uses, did say that it is European and that he is in negotiations to market the product.

    I get a headache just imagining how it is possible that any person would think this type of change has anything to do with keeping one's skin "smooth and soft." My people, my people, it is 2009, the year of the first black president. Must we still yearn for the Europeanization of our features? If we want to take it back to yesteryear -- beyond Michael -- let's take it back to the black empowerment years of the '60s and proclaim in our minds and hearts that we are black and beautiful. As God made us. Edit: Pay no attention to the whiny, race-card-playing rant.




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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Future Ex-Negro? Baseball Star Sammy Sosa Turning White!

    If he can repent of that lifestyle choice, so can others.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Future Ex-Negro? Baseball Star Sammy Sosa Turning White!

      That boy is a credit to his race.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Joshua Brooks
        Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2007
        • 257

        #4
        Re: Future Ex-Negro? Baseball Star Sammy Sosa Turning White!

        I guess the nigress lady who scribbled that article knows nothing about the power of Christ. If He removes the hellfire from their blood after genuine repentance then logically the negro will get lighter because he isn't being burned from the inside out any longer. This is common sense.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Future Ex-Negro? Baseball Star Sammy Sosa Turning White!

          I wonder what affect turning white will have on his private parts.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Joshua Brooks
            Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 257

            #6
            Re: Future Ex-Negro? Baseball Star Sammy Sosa Turning White!

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            I wonder what affect turning white will have on his private parts.
            Sadly, nothing at all.

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