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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

    Dear Lord in Heaven, please send your wrath down ASAP on this place and the people behind this atrocity!


    I'm not going to post any images, it's too disgusting. Men, we cannot sit by and allow this sort of thing to happen.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Elmer Christianson
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 133

    #2
    Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    Dear Lord in Heaven, please send your wrath down ASAP on this place and the people behind this atrocity!


    I'm not going to post any images, it's too disgusting. Men, we cannot sit by and allow this sort of thing to happen.
    Brother Eliot, this is truly disturbing. I am concerned that our Un-Gay members might be swayed by manties. Also, wearing the Manties may cause Gynecomastia.
    Investment Portfolio = Canned Goods, Automatic Weapons and a KJV1611 Bible!

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    • Bozo James
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • May 2007
      • 56

      #3
      Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

      Thanks for the tip on the manties website. I ordered seveal pair in red, white and blue with lace trim on the leg opening. Oh how pretty! .
      Last edited by eliot mayfield; 06-19-2007, 06:29 AM.

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      • Kazoo
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 204

        #4
        Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

        Well... that is mildly disturbing--I can't really imagine why in the world any self-respecting male (regardless of sexuality) would feel inclined to don such ridiculous and outdated apparel... Some of the things this world has come to I suppose...

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

          Well!! You'll never catch me courting a fellow with this kind of perversion.
          My kind of Guy wraps his Stones in good old American Cotton picked by the hands of Negras in the Deep South.

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          I expect those are approved by Jesus Himself.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Well!! You'll never catch me courting a fellow with this kind of perversion.
            My kind of Guy wraps his Stones in good old American Cotton picked by the hands of Negras in the Deep South.

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            I expect those are approved by Jesus Himself.
            I thought Biblical underwear was more along the lines of a loincloth.

            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
              I thought Biblical underwear was more along the lines of a loincloth.

              See? There you go again mis-quoting me.
              I merely stated "approved by Jesus". What he wears to cover his Tallywhacker is no concern to anyone but Himself.
              Maybe he's moving with the times, who knows?
              We're all going to find out real soon when he comes back to get ya!!
              Whatever he wears It'll have "Made in USA" on a label somewhere

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                Whatever he wears It'll have "Made in USA" on a label somewhere


                Now THAT'S funny!
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Miss Hikari
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2007
                  • 372

                  #9
                  Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                  That's rich. At least now I know a good gag gift for all my male friends. *bookmarks*

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #10
                    Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                    That's rich. At least now I know a good gag gift for all my male friends. *bookmarks*
                    Here's another: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.asp...aptist.3948982

                    The Landover Baptist Store : Popular Christian Gifts : The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong

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                    The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong
                    No Christian lady should be without this product. Offering pure protection from pesky penises!
                    Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-19-2007, 06:07 PM.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Miss Hikari
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2007
                      • 372

                      #11
                      Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                      That's just plain awesome... That rivals the manties in it's disturbingly awesomeness... *bookmarks as well*

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #12
                        Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                        Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                        That's just plain awesome... That rivals the manties in it's disturbingly awesomeness... *bookmarks as well*

                        Always glad to provide ideas for gag gifts!
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Miss Hikari
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2007
                          • 372

                          #13
                          Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                          Always glad to provide ideas for gag gifts!
                          Well, now I know what to get Ro-kun for his going away present. Thanks.

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #14
                            Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                            Well, now I know what to get Ro-kun for his going away present. Thanks.
                            C'est mon plaisir.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #15
                              Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

                              the WWJD underwear is a great anti-rape device. The would be rapist sees Jesus and instantly is shamed and runs away.
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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