[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

the WWJD underwear is a great anti-rape device. The would be rapist sees Jesus and instantly is shamed and runs away.

I seriously doubt it. The only concern a rapist has with underwear is getting it out of his way.

[Talitha]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

I seriously doubt it. The only concern a rapist has with underwear is getting it out of his way.

I'm sure he would have no problems with you then?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

I'm sure he would have no problems with you then?

My husband would have no problem - anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health.

[Talitha]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

My husband would have no problem - anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health.

So It's true then?
You both have an STD?
Maybe you should keep him happy instead of letting him pay for his pleasure.

Of course, no True Christian™ Man ever has to resort to THAT!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

So It's true then?
You both have an STD?
Maybe you should keep him happy instead of letting him pay for his pleasure.

Of course, no True Christian™ Man ever has to resort to THAT!

Neither of us has an STD. He says I make him quite happy and I have no reason to doubt him. And neither of us has ever had to rent a partner.

Anyone else would find the attempt hazardous to his health because I would defend myself by any means available, including using the buck knife I carry everywhere I go.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

I would defend myself by any means available, including using the buck knife I carry everywhere I go.

I knew it. She's a bulldyke.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I knew it. She's a bulldyke.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

Not a dyke - just a woman capable of defending herself.

And how exactly is a knife a garment?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

I knew it. She's a bulldyke.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

Not a dyke - just a woman capable of defending herself.

And how exactly is a knife a garment?

No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.

Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?

Praise Jesus you'd probably stab yourself if you ever pulled that pigsticker you carry on a wild crack-crazed nigra buck intent on getting some white poon tang.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.

Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?

Is that why Mother Glen's avatar is her posing with a sniper rifle?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Is that why Mother Glen's avatar is her posing with a sniper rifle?

The lady enjoys hunting, and she can break down, clean and reassemble any weapon in the Christensen arsenal. Blindfolded even.

Why do you insist on attacking each of us personally?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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The lady enjoys hunting, and she can break down, clean and reassemble any weapon in the Christensen arsenal. Blindfolded even.

Why do you insist on attacking each of us personally?

Go back and read your own post

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.

Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?


Aren't TC's subject to their own rules?

[WickedWitch]

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C'est mon plaisir.

*Le gasp (<-- giggles at her silliness) * Parle-tu le français?!

Aren't TC's subject to their own rules?

You know they aren't, silly!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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*Le gasp (<-- giggles at her silliness) * Parle-tu le français?!

Un peu, mais c'est longtemps que je n'ai pratique.

You know they aren't, silly!

I know. It was meant as a rhetorical question.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

Go back and read your own post

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No True Christian female would ever need to defend herself.

Read the highlighted part of the verse again. It doesn't say "garment". It says THAT WHICH PERTAINETH UNTO A MAN". Which would obviously include weapons of any kind. Got it, butch?


Aren't TC's subject to their own rules?

Show us where Mother Glendora is wearing the gun.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Manties, words fail me. I am utterly speechless

I'm an annoying fool!


(And just so you know, I knew it was a rhetorical question, but felt the need to answer it anyway... I just did an exam today, so I'm in my question-answering mode.)