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  • Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
    You people are sick, and an embarrassment to GOD Himself. Rest assured when the day come's you will feel my Sword, and stand before the God Himself, and explain how it is you failed to understand His teaching's. May He have mercy on your eternal soul because, I would not be as forgiving.
    Mind the caps
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by jman89 View Post
      Really is that why almost every visitor I see here that said the word masturbation got banned within 2 or 3 posts?
      Unless you are monitoring this thread obsessively, there are only two options:
      1. You're making up a number on the spot. I haven't seen anyone banned without justification.
      2. You know about people getting banned because you organize a troll attack with them.

      In either case: you're being dishonest.

      Just because we're Christians and devoted our lives to the Lord, does not mean we're stupid, friend.

      P.S. Are you banned? You used the word "masturbation". According to YOUR claim, you should be banned. But hey, you're NOT banned. Thus, you look like a fool.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
        In this rite you are lucky that God hates things, and people. he doesn't hate sinner's he hates the sin itself,
        God doesn't hate people?

        Are you sure?

        Romans 9
        9For this is the word of promise, At this time will I come, and Sarah shall have a son. 10And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;
        11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )
        12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
        13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
        14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
        15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.



        Oh, look! You were WRONG!!

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          Again your reading comprehension fails.

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            Oh and God=life it is completely and utterly impossible for Jesus to be a US citizen

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            • Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
              Again your reading comprehension fails.
              Explain how.

              Bet you can't.

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                God=life Love your sig man yeah your suppose to read the line's and not between them. you are also suppose to have a reading comprehension above a 1st grade level. I understand that maybe this a lil harder since the text has been translated from Aramaic. A language that has been spoken, or written years other than by people during a spiritual experience. From either my father, or one of my brother's to include my Lost Brother.

                Tell you what read the bible in the language it was intended to be written in than come quote some scripture.

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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
                  You have completely misconstrued that bible verse taken it out of context, and bent for your own perverse use. It said THINGS He hates not PEOPLE
                  Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren

                  We are not allowed to seperate these things from the unrepentant evildoer. It would be like saying "God hates blonde hair, but loves the blonde." Are you claiming the Bible™ says that? It does not.
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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    Explain how.

                    Bet you can't.
                    It's the form of a question, not a statement that's how go back to school

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren

                      We are not allowed to seperate these things from the unrepentant evildoer. It would be like saying "God hates blonde hair, but loves the blonde." Are you claiming the Bible™ says that? It does not.
                      Yes that's exactly what it say's. Repent and you shall be forgiven

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
                        Yes that's exactly what it say's. Repent and you shall be forgiven
                        But only about 1 of 1% of the world repents from these things, so God(tm) hates all the people still doing it.

                        Which doesn't help them much.

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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          Acts 5-31 Him hath God exalted with his right hand to be a Prince and a Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins.

                          Acts 13-38 Be it known unto you therefore, men and brethren, that through this man is preached unto you the forgiveness of sins:

                          39 And by him all that believe are justified from all things, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Moses.

                          John 1-7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                          8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

                          9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

                          10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.

                          Mark 2

                          5 When Jesus saw their faith, he said unto the sick of the palsy, Son, thy sins be forgiven thee.

                          6 But there were certain of the scribes sitting there, and reasoning in their hearts,

                          7 Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies? who can forgive sins but God only?

                          8 And immediately when Jesus perceived in his spirit that they so reasoned within themselves, he said unto them, Why reason ye these things in your hearts?

                          9 Whether is it easier to say to the sick of the palsy, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and take up thy bed, and walk?

                          10 But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins

                          Separating the deed from the suffering is exactly what God says to do

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            He also says to Love thy neighbor, Turn the other cheek, and Do unto others as you wish them to do unto you.

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
                              Tell you what read the bible in the language it was intended to be written in than come quote some scripture.
                              It was meant to be read in English you pompous brat. Only evil Catholic child raping priests try to use a Bible in a language no one can read. God wants us to read His word directly, which is why the Holy Spirit guided King James to create the only true version of the Holy Bible. The KJV1611. Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
                                It's the form of a question, not a statement that's how go back to school
                                Nope. Statement, question, statement.

                                Statement: Esua have I hated
                                Question: Does that make God unrighteous?
                                Satement: Nope, God will have mercy on whom He will have mercy on.

                                You're one of those catlickers aren't you? I can always spot your heresies.

                                But hey, le's go with what you're saying, and say the whole thing is a question. What's the answer?

                                Again, God will have mercy on who He will have mercy on. Ain't the Truth inconvenient.

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