[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Re: What is Fap?

You had best not be mocking our beliefs, friend.

Not at all. I am simply stating that to be Christian is to be "Christ like". Since Christ himself hung out with the worst of the worst and even had a tax collector for a friend and eventually a prophet that shouldn't you be a little more open to those that you consider sinners?

[anonebuam]

Re: What is Fap?

to correct the evolutionist, evolution explains that man is still an ape. just as a duck is still a bird, but all birds are not ducks.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

What harassment? I simply stated that you guys better be trolling.

There is an implied (no, a LITERAL, OPEN threat) (rather like a literal, open SORE) in the statement, "You best be trolling..."

As in "Or else...."

There are women and children here at the Landover Baptist Church! Do not threaten the lambs of God™

[runningbear]

Re: What is Fap?

Fap = To m'ing
Fappable = hot enough to jack off to.
Honestly I don't know why everyone is getting so worked up, she's too stupid to handle any of the responsibilities she is trying to get, you might as well find some use for the pictures of her.

Personally I find her to be sickeningly vapid, but still, I'd hate piffle the shit out of that body.

I come from the distant land of teh internetz. I am retarded.

[Talitha]

Re: What is Fap?

Not at all. I am simply stating that to be Christian is to be "Christ like". Since Christ himself hung out with the worst of the worst and even had a tax collector for a friend and eventually a prophet that shouldn't you be a little more open to those that you consider sinners?

We don't hate the Sinner, we hate The Sin.
We are merely trying to help them avoid Hell.
I would never dare attempt to impersonte Jesus. I cannot be "Christ Like".
I follow the teachings of Jesus to assure myself of Eternal Salvation.

[evolutionist]

Re: What is Fap?

Not true.
Why do you believe these lies?
God made us in His image.

it means that God was an ape

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

Not at all. I am simply stating that to be Christian is to be "Christ like". Since Christ himself hung out with the worst of the worst and even had a tax collector for a friend and eventually a prophet that shouldn't you be a little more open to those that you consider sinners?

We have known Jesus a lot longer than you have. We know him a little better than people who haven't even read the Holy Book, for goodness sake.

[maximun_vader]

Re: What is Fap?

Please, don't take the word troll as an threat. According to Wikipedia "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion"

Following the line of conversation, the most acurate answer to fap is the hypothetical sound that makes one's hand in the act of masturbation. You might not like what it means, but it is not up to me (or you people) to rearrange the meaning of it.
The biggest piece of evidence to my statement is internet it self

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

it means that God was an ape

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: What is Fap?

I come from the distant land of teh internetz. I am retarded.

And how many episodes of "I am retarded" have you filmed? Is it on Youtube? I'd like to see one or two.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

Please, don't take the word troll as an threat. According to Wikipedia "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion"

It's the "You had better not" part that's a threat. Cease and desist with your cyber terrorism NOW.

Following the line of conversation, the most acurate answer to fap is the hypothetical sound that makes one's hand in the act of masturbation. You might not like what it means, but it is not up to me (or you people) to rearrange the meaning of it.

Uggh. Stop posting your pornography! I have explained there are women and CHILDREN in this church! They do not need exposure to your willful depravity.

BEGONE, DEMON!

[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Re: What is Fap?

We have known Jesus a lot longer than you have. We know him a little better than people who haven't even read the Holy Book, for goodness sake.

I have actually read the holy book numerous times and numerous versions. I would appreciate it if you made no insights to my character without first getting to know me. I have been a Christian for 10 years now. Grew up in a Christian household and have been taught the beliefs of Christianity my whole life. Any more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

[Larios]

Re: What is Fap?

guys, unfortunatly the real meaning of fap is really that thing...

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

IAny more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

Do you think you're the first person to ever become upset when held up to True Christian™ standards?

We have plenty of lawyers. Many of our churchmembers THEMSELVES are lawyers.

In fact, since the losers in such cases have to pay the court costs, such nuisance suits are a major source of income for us.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: What is Fap?

I have actually read the holy book numerous times and numerous versions. I would appreciate it if you made no insights to my character without first getting to know me. I have been a Christian for 10 years now. Grew up in a Christian household and have been taught the beliefs of Christianity my whole life. Any more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

I think ten year old children don't have so many rights.