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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #106
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Your Gay Pornographic Link was deleted
    Thank you, Sister.

    I didn't fall for it.

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    • The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man
      Unsaved trash, whiney internet bully
      • Mar 2010
      • 15

      #107
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
      And what of the assaults made by you and your Internets Friends/Groupies on our peaceable church today?

      It is always the lieberals, screaming for tolerance, that are the most intolerant.
      I have no knowledge of any of these other posters that you speak of. I associate myself with them in no way, shape, or form.

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #108
        Re: What is Fap?

        wiki is for Wicca and pedia is for Catholic Pedophile!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • anteyechrist
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2010
          • 1

          #109
          Re: What is Fap?

          A statement form Satin himself...

          "You people are need to lay off the crack. Fucking morons."

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          • evolutionist
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2010
            • 5

            #110
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Your Gay Pornographic Link was deleted

            What is your definition about Gay and Pornographic?

            Because in my link there wasn't a naked picture or similar, but only scientific results

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2025
              • 15118

              #111
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by anteyechrist View Post
              A statement form Satin himself...
              I love Satin. I like Lace too.
              Who is Him?

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324

                #112
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by anteyechrist View Post
                A statement form Satin himself...

                "You people are need to lay off the crack. piffleing mormons."
                Who is Satin? Sounds like an evil soft thing to me!
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2025
                  • 15118

                  #113
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by evolutionist View Post
                  What is your definition about Gay and Pornographic?

                  Because in my link there wasn't a naked picture or similar, but only scientific results
                  That's what you say.
                  The last time I clicked on a Link Posted by Unsved Trash I didn't come out of my Prayer Closet for a week

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #114
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    This fellow is NOT a Christian.

                    I have run a cursory analysis on the image as proof.
                    Attached Files
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790

                      #115
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man View Post
                      I have no knowledge of any of these other posters that you speak of. I associate myself with them in no way, shape, or form.
                      Hmmmm.

                      Well, if you are really not associated with this filthy cloud of God-Mockers that has descended to plague us and spit in the face of the Baby Jesus, and you really want Salvation(tm) through our one TRUE CHRISTIAN(tm) church, I would suggest you visit the Introductions Thread to introduce yourself.

                      You might also show your True Christian(tm) Colors by jumping in to rebuke these horrific heathens who are harassing us with their pornagraphic links, EVILutionist "theory", and topless pics of themselves (oops...I think that was you?)

                      In short, God(tm) wants to know WHERE YOU STAND.

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                      • The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man
                        Unsaved trash, whiney internet bully
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 15

                        #116
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        This fellow is NOT a Christian.

                        I have run a cursory analysis on the image as proof.
                        In fact I always have a bit of a smile on my lips because I know that Jesus shall always love me. I use a futon to sleep on as to keep away any unwanted advances from females trying to "sleep" over at my place. I keep my hair long in a tribute to Samson. I work out to keep myself fit for my lord. We have a work out regiment in our church so that we may be strong in mind and body. It is not indecent exposure as we were born that way and only made aware of our sinning when Adam and Eve committed the original sin.

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                        • The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man
                          Unsaved trash, whiney internet bully
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 15

                          #117
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                          Hmmmm.

                          Well, if you are really not associated with this filthy cloud of God-Mockers that has descended to plague us and spit in the face of the Baby Jesus, and you really want Salvation(tm) through our one TRUE CHRISTIAN(tm) church, I would suggest you visit the Introductions Thread to introduce yourself.

                          You might also show your True Christian(tm) Colors by jumping in to rebuke these horrific heathens who are harassing us with their pornagraphic links, EVILutionist "theory", and topless pics of themselves (oops...I think that was you?)

                          In short, God(tm) wants to know WHERE YOU STAND.
                          I have visited the introduction section thank you! Also, I prefer to not acknowledge them as it will only lead to more argument when we know they are wrong. God knows what I think and what I am going to say before I even say it.

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #118
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man View Post
                            I have visited the introduction section thank you! Also, I prefer to not acknowledge them as it will only lead to more argument when we know they are wrong. God knows what I think and what I am going to say before I even say it.
                            Hmmmmmmmm. Well, there is something to be said for not feeding the flames. But God(tm) tells us:


                            Ephesians 6:12 we wrestle....against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness...

                            The wickedness is HERE, and it is REAL.

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                            • anonebuam
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 15

                              #119
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                              We do not patronize WICKEDpedia.
                              do you need to see the published and peer reviewed scientific papers that show the combination of the great ape chromosomes into human #2?

                              somehow i doubt that you would accept that as well.

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                              • evolutionist
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 5

                                #120
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                That's what you say.
                                The last time I clicked on a Link Posted by Unsved Trash I didn't come out of my Prayer Closet for a week
                                watching a link that contains a porn picture makes you a sinner?
                                Your God is terrible, he should punish the linker, not you!

                                However, my link didn't contain anything about pornography.

                                And however again, you are a female, you haven't to post here!

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