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  • Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I saw this word in a chat room about Sarah Palin. I know FAQ is frequently asked questions, but this was being used as a verb and an adjective, She's fappable.
    It's strange. I can't figure this out.
    OK, please read the first post in this thread. Now, read it again. So one of the members wanted to know what the word "fappable" means? Since they did not include the entire conversation from the chat room, we can say that we do not know the context.

    Now, a person you have already banned gave this insight into what the context could possibly be.

    " Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
    "Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.

    Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
    "I fap for Sarah Palin",
    It obviousely ment something not "nice".
    Don't kill the messenger.
    You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?"
    Now please stop telling me to read the bible. call me a sinner but the context that "fappable" was used in most likely meant that Palin is someone who you could masturbate to.

    This whole thread started out with just a simple question about what "fap" means and it has turned into all of this.

    If you really want to solve this matter, please find the chatroom dialogue and post it so we can examine what context it meant.

    You have shot the messenger.

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by evolutionist View Post
      And however again, you are a female, you haven't to post here!
      Friend, normally you'd be right, and these ladies would get a serious infraction.

      However, since we seem to have turned into the "Landover Faptist Church" today ( ) they have the permission of the Pastors to rebuke the heathens in here.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by evolutionist View Post
        again, you are a female, you haven't to post here!
        Again, the charges have been Asked and Answered:

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        We do not take kindly to threats around here. I realize I am posting in the "Men's Only" thread, and Jesus™ does not like that, but I cannot let this harrasment continue without speaking out.
        We True Christian™ ladies serve our Men. When you attack them with your threats, accusations and disguised pornographic links, you attack us.

        Like Sister Prejean, We will not be silenced!

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          is there any particular reason why women are not allowed in here?

          i say send them all to the kitchen to make samiches, but censoring the internet for them is a bit harsh - do you not agree? i mean, they could be in the kitchen preparing our sammiches, and simply be on a laptop, no?

          lets give these ladies the benefit of the doubt.

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          • Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by anonebuam View Post
            is there any particular reason why women are not allowed in here?

            i say send them all to the kitchen to make samiches, but censoring the internet for them is a bit harsh - do you not agree? i mean, they could be in the kitchen preparing our sammiches, and simply be on a laptop, no?

            lets give these ladies the benefit of the doubt.
            You have the following say here: NONE AT ALL.

            God Bless

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Re: What is Fap?

              well, when serving your christian husband, does he not want a sammich?

              hell, im not a true christian husband, but i sure like sammiches.

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by anonebuam View Post
                well, when serving your christian husband, does he not want a sammich?

                hell, im not a true christian husband, but i sure like sammiches.
                My Husband IS DEAD!
                Are you mocking me?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  My Husband IS DEAD!
                  Are you mocking me?
                  How terrible! I shall have to pray for you.

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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    My Husband IS DEAD!
                    Are you mocking me?
                    i was referencing the comments made earlier by you and others in regards to real christian wives servicing there husbands.

                    i am sorry for you loss.

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      You religious wackos are so dumb, honestly.

                      This poor man is trying to help you understand language you are not familiar with, and you're all just attacking him.

                      This is typical of people caught up in religion, they can't look at the bigger picture, I'm sorry you were born into such shitty religious conditions like this, and I'm sorry you all frequent such a terrible website.

                      It's time you catch up with the rest of the world.

                      Fap means what it means, the answer to this mans questions have been given.

                      Spend 1 day browsing 4chan or reddit or SA or any proper actual modern day discussion board that will give you a wider view of the world, and it would benefit you all a lot.

                      I'm sure you're happy in your little shells, but just know, that your beliefs and imaginary god friends, are slowing down the necessary scientific and economic progress of the world. I hope you all grow up.

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        this is incredible...


                        in my philosophy and psychology classes in college we discussed the christian community... we learned about your inability to learn from others, socialistic handicap, need for community, guidance or family to fill in the lack of intelligence and mental illness...



                        reading this entire thread saddens me, but i'm also impressed... especially because you guys are in a web forum... i would think people of your intelligence would never be capable of posting and working the internets...



                        congratulations... you people found another way to spread your hate and spread your closed minded ignorance...


                        kudos to all you cavemen...

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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          Thanks for taking the time to stop by and spread your hate, Godmocker.

                          Originally posted by gumbii View Post
                          socialistic handicap


                          Boy, am I glad must of us are home-schooled.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by CommanderRozzo View Post
                            You religious wackos are so dumb, honestly.
                            So according to you everyone who believes in God is dumb? You might want to look up discrimination in a dictionary because that is what you are doing here.

                            This poor man is trying to help you understand language you are not familiar with, and you're all just attacking him.
                            No he is not. He is trying to push his pornographic agenda on us.

                            Spend 1 day browsing 4chan or reddit or SA or any proper actual modern day discussion board that will give you a wider view of the world, and it would benefit you all a lot.
                            You too seem to want us to visit porn sites. Why is that?
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by gumbii View Post
                              in my philosophy and psychology classes in college...kudos to all you cavemen
                              So for starters no one ever thought you any manners. Instead of being ignorant and calling everyone who believes in God "cavemen" you could also try to learn something here.

                              we learned about your inability to learn from others
                              So you are on a school that teaches you that those who believe in God are incapable of learning? Why don't you stop listening to others and start using your own brain? Then you would see that such generalizations could never be true. E.g. America is a Christian nation and I assure you we have a lot of modern technology here. How could that have happened if we refused to learn? See what happens when you start to think for yourself!

                              i would think people of your intelligence would never be capable of posting and working the internets
                              That is because you assume things instead of actually studying them.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by gumbii View Post
                                this is incredible...


                                in my philosophy and psychology classes in college we discussed the christian community... we learned about your inability to learn from others, socialistic handicap, need for community, guidance or family to fill in the lack of intelligence and mental illness...



                                reading this entire thread saddens me, but i'm also impressed... especially because you guys are in a web forum... i would think people of your intelligence would never be capable of posting and working the internets...



                                congratulations... you people found another way to spread your hate and spread your closed minded ignorance...


                                kudos to all you cavemen...
                                Proof positive of the liebral anti-Christian message of college education.

                                This is why I'm homeschooling my boys.
                                Drama queen

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