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  • splyez
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 1

    #1

    how i found good, and became whole.

    i just read the bible and i feel like i have been borne again, i mean a book that thinks incest is ok, and states that peace is desirable yet every christian wants to convert or eradicate all non christians. oh and lets not forget that christianity is the reason so many people died during the crusades, and the church would let you buy your way out of purgatory, why? cause all priests are greedy bastards.

    ohhh and 1 last thing. and this is by far my favorite trait with this religion... its ok to touch boys if ur a catholic/christian priest everybody does it righT?
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: how i found good, and became whole.

    We're not papists here, boy. I think you wandered into the wrong forum.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: how i found good, and became whole.

      Another retarded.
      Originally posted by splyez View Post
      i mean a book that thinks incest is ok
      Scripture?

      states that peace is desirable
      Scripture?

      people died during the crusades
      Well, if you want to call mooslims people... anyway, wrong church.

      the church would let you buy your way out of purgatory
      Wrong church.

      cause all priests are greedy bastards.
      We can agree on that one.

      ohhh and 1 last thing. and this is by far my favorite trait with this religion... its ok to touch boys if ur a catholic/christian priest everybody does it righT?
      Sigh. Please find one upstanding member of our community that is a "priest". You have 20 minutes. Then you either apologize, or you will be banned.

      Clear?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Ezekiel 25:17
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        • Mar 2010
        • 10

        #4
        Re: how i found good, and became whole.

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Well, if you want to call mooslims people... anyway, wrong church.



        Wrong church.



        I LITERALLY laughed at this....praise be to God for Wide-Open's views on this heavan.....I'm glad SOMEONE here has any sense of right and wrong whatsoever.....

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        • D.L. Moody
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 22

          #5
          Re: how i found good, and became whole.

          The poster is lucky to have such a tolerant gentlemen as Wide-Open here to address his spurious questions and irreverent ramblings.

          I for one would not deign to respond directly to a post containing such appalling standards of grammar, punctuation and spelling.

          Home-schooling was obviously not good enough for this one
          Colossians 2:8
          Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

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          • EastsideWarrior316
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            • Mar 2010
            • 10

            #6
            Re: how i found good, and became whole.

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Another retarded.


            Scripture?



            Scripture?



            Well, if you want to call mooslims people... anyway, wrong church
            .



            Wrong church.



            We can agree on that one.



            Sigh. Please find one upstanding member of our community that is a "priest". You have 20 minutes. Then you either apologize, or you will be banned.

            Clear?
            First of all homeboy, learn how to spell, second of all we're more human than you, your brainwashed cult is just another terrorist cell. you better check yourself

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            • Brother Enoch
              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2008
              • 4392

              #7
              Re: how i found good, and became whole.

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Well, if you want to call mooslims people... anyway, wrong church.<br />
              Originally posted by EastsideWarrior316 View Post
              we're more human than you,
              I KNEW IT!! Hahahahahahaha!

              You're one of the mooslim terrorists! How many of you towelheads have we killed in the last decade? A million? 2? You kill one of ours we kill a thousand of yours! Too damn bad you can't do basic math.

              Hey! Got something for ya!!



              Get it? That's MOHAMMED! With a bomb for a hat!



              Are you going to put out a Fatwa on me now?

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              • EastsideWarrior316
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                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2010
                • 10

                #8
                Re: how i found good, and became whole.

                no i dont have the authority for that. but i think you have your math wrong, might wanna recheck those numbers bud. but im not gonna get all mad on a fake website lol, this is funny tho, enoch are you in on it, it seems like, you seem intelligent

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380

                  #9
                  Re: how i found good, and became whole.

                  Originally posted by EastsideWarrior316 View Post
                  you seem intelligent
                  Yes we are. And this is why we are right and you are wrong.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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