[BelieverInGod]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I never asked. Does it matter?

Well since it gave you children, I'm assuming it's female. The males don't lay eggs.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Very amusing. Male or female?

I never asked. Does it matter?

[True Disciple]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I knew it! Proof that the gay is contagious! It's spreading like wildfire!

I must pray for guidance.

Which way is Mecca, again?

That's not gayness, it is just LOVE!! Jesus loves all of us, and we will all go to heaven!!

96 degrees east, Brother.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Very amusing. Male or female?

How does one tell?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.

Very amusing. Male or female?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

dude.... just... just...
HIGH FIVE MAN!!!

its about time one of you stood up for what you believe is the way you should live life, and not let one of these schmucks tell you other wise!!

IM ROOTIN FOR YOU!

Stop infecting Landover men with the Gay!

[IAmJustAMan]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

You could join us! It's fun! I'm dressing as a nun tonight because i always wanted to be a girl anyway, you can be the altar boy and more than a few fine upstanding Pastors and security forces could chastise us!
Do nuns wear those pantyhose with the garterbelts? I really want to try those on!!

dude.... just... just...
HIGH FIVE MAN!!!

its about time one of you stood up for what you believe is the way you should live life, and not let one of these schmucks tell you other wise!!

IM ROOTIN FOR YOU!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I knew it! Proof that the gay is contagious! It's spreading like wildfire!

I must pray for guidance.

Which way is Mecca, again?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I'm going to watch a western, Brokenback Mountain so i'll be gone two hours.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

Brother, just because you like having sex with other men regularly and have no interest in women does NOT make you gay!

Trust me, I know from experience.

[Father O'Sham-ahan]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I had a gay experience. I did it while dressed as an altar boy and another Pastor from our very own church played the priest. I enjoyed it and intend to convert to Catholicism tomorrow.

While I am happy that you have found Catholicism, this is not the way to go about it. Maybe you can PM me so that we can have a confession of your sins.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I really don't know, but somehow I have an urge to head out and start collecting rocks.

I know, Sister. These sodomites disgust me! I think I'll go help you gather rocks.

I might have a fox suit that would fit you. Would you like to try it on while we go and search for rocks?

[True Disciple]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I think you need you of those Bolivian wax jobs.

Can you recommend me one?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, I have to admit something

I've epilated it. Is that acceptable as well?

I think you need you of those Bolivian wax jobs.