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  • Father O'Sham-ahan
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 13
    #46
    Re: Men, I have to admit something

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I had a gay experience. I did it while dressed as an altar boy and another Pastor from our very own church played the priest. I enjoyed it and intend to convert to Catholicism tomorrow.
    While I am happy that you have found Catholicism, this is not the way to go about it. Maybe you can PM me so that we can have a confession of your sins.
    Thy Lord is my Shepherd

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #47
        Re: Men, I have to admit something

        Brother, just because you like having sex with other men regularly and have no interest in women does NOT make you gay!

        Trust me, I know from experience.

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324
            #48
            Re: Men, I have to admit something

            I'm going to watch a western, Brokenback Mountain so i'll be gone two hours.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392
                #49
                Re: Men, I have to admit something

                I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

                So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #50
                    Re: Men, I have to admit something

                    I knew it! Proof that the gay is contagious! It's spreading like wildfire!

                    I must pray for guidance.

                    Which way is Mecca, again?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • IAmJustAMan
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 32
                        #51
                        Re: Men, I have to admit something

                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                        You could join us! It's fun! I'm dressing as a nun tonight because i always wanted to be a girl anyway, you can be the altar boy and more than a few fine upstanding Pastors and security forces could chastise us!
                        Do nuns wear those pantyhose with the garterbelts? I really want to try those on!!
                        dude.... just... just...
                        HIGH FIVE MAN!!!

                        its about time one of you stood up for what you believe is the way you should live life, and not let one of these schmucks tell you other wise!!

                        IM ROOTIN FOR YOU!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #52
                            Re: Men, I have to admit something

                            Originally posted by IAmJustAMan View Post
                            dude.... just... just...
                            HIGH FIVE MAN!!!

                            its about time one of you stood up for what you believe is the way you should live life, and not let one of these schmucks tell you other wise!!

                            IM ROOTIN FOR YOU!
                            Stop infecting Landover men with the Gay!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Sister Kitty
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 857
                                #53
                                Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                I tried to be straight, but no woman would have me. Then I tried to be gay, but no man would have me.

                                So I settled for bestiality and married an eskimo.
                                Very amusing. Male or female?
                                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #54
                                    Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                                    Very amusing. Male or female?
                                    How does one tell?
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • True Disciple
                                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2009
                                        • 2445
                                        #55
                                        Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                        I knew it! Proof that the gay is contagious! It's spreading like wildfire!

                                        I must pray for guidance.

                                        Which way is Mecca, again?
                                        That's not gayness, it is just LOVE!! Jesus loves all of us, and we will all go to heaven!!

                                        96 degrees east, Brother                                        .
                                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                        Amen.

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                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #56
                                            Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                                            Very amusing. Male or female?
                                            I never asked. Does it matter?

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                                              • BelieverInGod
                                                Fourm Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 9269
                                                #57
                                                Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                I never asked. Does it matter?
                                                Well since it gave you children, I'm assuming it's female. The males don't lay eggs.
                                                Drama queen

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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                    Well since it gave you children, I'm assuming it's female. The males don't lay eggs.
                                                    Oh. So it's female then. I thought they might be like penguins. Male penguins lay the eggs right? Or something like that.

                                                    Whatever, it knows when to shut up and do the dishes, so I'm happy.

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                                                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 15708
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                                        This entire thread is disgusting.

                                                        Have I entered some alternate universe where most of my beloved brothers are really going to HELL for being depraved perverts?
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                                                          • Bryan Tamariki
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                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 285
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Men, I have to admit something

                                                            I agree Sister Thumper
                                                            ... after I go offline I'm going to get the 'Easy-Off Bamm' out to sterilise my pc, then spend several hours in prayer and fasting.

                                                            YIC Bryan - homosexually is still a sick deathstyle!
                                                            Joshua 24:15
                                                            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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