Tails and Stones

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Brethren, this is an outrage.

You are all familiar with, of course, the beautiful description of the majestic dinosaur (i.e. Behemoth) in the Book of Job:

Job 40:17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. (KJV1611)

Today I stumbled over a new translation: The Book of Job, By Stephen Mitchell -- and , how shall I put it? Stones are stones but tails are not always tails in today's world it seems. This is how the same verse is translated in this SATANIC book:

Look now: the Beast that I made:

he eats grass like a bull.

Look: the power in his thighs,

the pulsing sinews of his belly.

His penis stiffens like a pine;

his testicles bulge with vigor.

His ribs are bars of bronze,

his bones iron beams.

He is first of the works of God,

created to be my plaything.

This translation certainly put the testes in the Old Testament (if I may speak so frankly in our Men Only forum). We all know that certain sauropod dinosaurs had a 40 feet whiplash tail, but according to Stephen Mitchell it wasn't a tail, but a p*n*s stiff like a pine, which he claims was "created to be my plaything".

Words fail me, but you can be sure I'm going to order a copy today of this new translation to study it closer. If nothing else I'll have some kindling for our next book burning party.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Tails and Stones

Sounds like more liberal pornography to me.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Tails and Stones

You're link isn't working so I did a search and found it.

First of all he dedicates this filth to his parents? What kind of sick pervert are we dealing with here? Then he quotes the Tao-te-ching (some chink b.s.) right in the introduction, so he's obviously not a Christian in any shape or form.

What right do these God mockers have to print such filth?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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. . . If nothing else I'll have some kindling for our next book burning party.

My goodness. Every year the book burning gets bigger, and we may have to move it to a large vacant rock quarry this year to prevent an inadvertent conflagration from burning up North Des Moines.

Well, at least it is the good kind of problem to have!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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You're link isn't working . . .

Thanks for pointing this out, brother. Satan must have played his usual tricks. I updated my post and exchanged the link for another. There was a plethora of sites to chose from, this FILTH is all over the Internet.

[HTannor]

Re: Tails and Stones

Thank you, Brother Prune, for having the insight to place this in the men-only section.

I shudder to think that some harlots coming across a description of a "penis stiffens like a pine (tree)" would imagine in their filthy minds. And "testicles bulge(d) with vigor" would send them over the edge.