[Zordiana]

Re: I had an erection in church

Brother Nobar, was that you?

I saw a video on YouTube of an older gentleman wrestling with something in his pants while at church, but his face wasn't visible.

They've since taken it down.

But YouTube is the work of the Satans, my friend.

Good one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I had an erection in church

Brother Nobar, just how big WAS this . . . er, infraction of yours? It seems to have been noted by many!

Um, it's not bigger than a breadbox, is it?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: I had an erection in church

Just a suggestion based on personal experience...

If the captain has been intermittently behaving inappropriately, this works really well to "retrain". With the settings set to level four, at the first signs of obtrusiveness, a tap on the button will deliver a static correction guaranteed to redirect the captain's intentions.

Now don't I feel silly. I allude to a product I've found useful and then I fail to give you the link to it.

This product is an indispensable aid.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I had an erection in church

Then you are a pevert too

The entire concept of logic and using your brain for that seems to be wasted on you. Years of excessive drugs abuse must have destroyed your brain.

Well I am trying to get respect but your putting me in a bad light just because you try to be better knowing.

I don't try, I am better knowing than you.

[Nefiron]

Re: I had an erection in church

Then you are a pevert too

hippie

You are more longhaired than me Cranky. Sorry.

Well I am trying to get respect but your putting me in a bad light just because you try to be better knowing.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I had an erection in church

I am definatly no pevert. I'm a human.

Are you retarded? All perverts are humans.

I want to be treated with respect

Then earn it!

Love me as I am because I love you guys as you are because you are a part of my life experience.

You really need to sober up before you post hippie!

[Nefiron]

Re: I had an erection in church

I don't like that tone Levis.
I am definatly no pevert. I'm a human.
I want to be treated with respect like every other member on this forum.
I really respect King for his open-being that he actually want you guys support.
It shows how much he cares about you and trust you.
I just want to remove the double morale that is happening on the debates so we can have a good talk. It is not my duty I know, but a must to keep a good flow and you shouldn't deny that.

I know that he is old but it is good to know that he works as a man and from my view he would be one I would love to hear stories and life experience from. In my eyes he isn't really old. But have more experience than me and therefore should be treated with all respect instead of words fromt he bible.

Which also tells that I aint buddhist or christian. I dont label myself nor belong to any religion or non-religion. I am not to be counted with. I am me. A Human. Love me as I am because I love you guys as you are because you are a part of my life experience.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I had an erection in church

But even tough. It is against the holy word of god and that is an issue.
That is why I think he should write a prayer.

For falling asleep and having an... erection? You can't blame him for that. He's old.

She was an easy target for erection

Don't talk about my friend James D's possible wife to be like that, pervert!

She has been saved now and dresses way more appropriately.

The bible also says that you may not seduce other peoples wifes.
Which he did.

Brother Nobar did by sporting an old man.. erection?
And you claim to be a Christian/buddist?

You guys say that you forgive this man. But if you have to follow the word of god and the bible, you have to think elsewhere and not rational which you guys are doing.

You lost me. This makes no sense here.

[Nefiron]

Re: I had an erection in church

Several times. I am a masturbator.
As budda says:
All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?


But even tough. It is against the holy word of god and that is an issue.
That is why I think he should write a prayer.
Also I saw another thread in this section where someone where sharing a picture of his new 19 years old wife. As I heard some of you said. Womens should be dressed appropriatly. And she weren't. She was an easy target for erection and I even saw this guy who started this thread kind of admitting it in the other thread.

So the temptation is there.
The bible also says that you may not seduce other peoples wifes.
Which he did.

I am just ashamed to see this. Mostly because of the double morale and the need of true forgiveness.
You guys say that you forgive this man. But if you have to follow the word of god and the bible, you have to think elsewhere and not rational which you guys are doing.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I had an erection in church

I tought sexual temptation was something satan created and that everyone, man or woman who would get this feeling of temptation would be punished by god to do so.

Friend, Brother Nobar is getting up there in years. Haven't you ever had an, I can barely force myself to type the word, erection when you sleep?

Were you sexually tempted when you had to erm, go potty and er Mr. one eye is, trying to shall we say, redecorate the bathroom? Of course not. It simply happens.

[Nefiron]

Re: I had an erection in church

I tought sexual temptation was something satan created and that everyone, man or woman who would get this feeling of temptation would be punished by god to do so.

And especially in his own house?
I guess he should write a thread in the prayer section to make sure that he will be forgiven.

Don't you guys agree?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: I had an erection in church

Just a suggestion based on personal experience...

If the captain has been intermittently behaving inappropriately, this works really well to "retrain". With the settings set to level four, at the first signs of obtrusiveness, a tap on the button will deliver a static correction guaranteed to redirect the captain's intentions.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I had an erection in church

Wow your commenting on his erection... sounds like a gay guy to me!

It sounds like you know a lot about homosexuality, satan worshipper. Been in the field?

[Levi Jones]

Re: I had an erection in church

Wow your commenting on his erection... sounds like a gay guy to me!

Why are you so obsessed with sodomites, friend? Why are you barging all over the forums calling people fags?

Might you be a tad hypocritical? Don't you know hypocritical judgment is a sin?

Matthew 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[sat_an_worshipper]

Re: I had an erection in church

I noticed it from up in my pulpit, brother, but wasn't going to say anything about it. Very impressive by the way.

It must have been embarrassing to have your erection seen by thousands on the church Jumbo tron©.

Wow your commenting on his erection... sounds like a gay guy to me!