[Seth Campbell]

Re: Brothers I need help.

I just left my lawyer's office, I have filed for a divorce! The slut is back in New York.

A good idea. Then if you want more sons, you can marry a young virgin and produce more.

Jesus says the only cause for divorce is extra-marital sluttery:

Matt.19
[9] And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.

Indeed, it seems that sluttery is the only reason to break marriage under GOD. You have cause to get rid of that woman and to get a new, younger one.

Be strong, Brother. It is better that you know than not know. And negros of all things! Some animals will never be tamed.

I believe this puts you in the clear. Obviously your wife is not a True Christian(tm) woman or she would know her place is at home and helping her new daughter-in-law become a good Christian woman.

1 Corinthians 7:15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brothers I need help.

James, I think you and your wife need some 'quiet time'.

How about you come on down to the Hutchins Farm. You and I can go hunting, your wife can go for a nice long walk in the woods, let her be with nature, give her alone time to consider her misdeeds.
I will guarantee, at the end of your visit, your wife will not give you any more trouble ever again.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Levi I only touch my tallywacker to go pee. DO NOT believe a word she says. That slut is out to ruin my good name!

Brother James, I believe Levi was suggesting that your wife had the internet porn addiction. She probably was spending her evenings looking at "youporn" and "tube8" and the like!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Brother James, I believe Levi was suggesting that your wife had the internet porn addiction. She probably was spending her evenings looking at "youporn" and "tube8" and the like!

I am Very sorry Brother Levi. I am a little touchy right now, its unbearable to face the fact that after 23 years of wedlock I soon will be single.

James, I think you and your wife need some 'quiet time'.

How about you come on down to the Hutchins Farm. You and I can go hunting, your wife can go for a nice long walk in the woods, let her be with nature, give her alone time to consider her misdeeds.
I will guarantee, at the end of your visit, your wife will not give you any more trouble ever again.

Thank you for the offer Brother James, you are a kind man. My soon to be ex slut wife has moved back to New York and is living in our old home in Manhattan. I think I will call her tonight and ask her if she will come to see you.

Are there any more abandoned wells? That bitch is going to cost me 50% of every thing I have. It will be a cold day in HELL before I give her 25 million dollars!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brothers I need help.

............Thank you for the offer Brother James, you are a kind man. My soon to be ex slut wife has moved back to New York and is living in our old home in Manhattan. I think I will call her tonight and ask her if she will come to see you.

Are there any more abandoned wells? That bitch is going to cost me 50% of every thing I have. It will be a cold day in HELL before I give her 25 million dollars!

When you arrive, tell Fred at the gate the password Praise Jesus
and he'll let you in.

I'll PM you a map of the place so you can plan accordingly, I have many abandoned mines, they collapse from time to ime, making invisible
sinkholes.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Brother James I just called her and told her that I would like to get past what has happened. She agreed that some alone time on your estate would help. I will catch the 10:00pm flight Thursday to JFK. I will be at your place around noon on Friday. I called my friend at Peter Luger's steak house, he is making me up a box of 100 dry aged porterhouse steaks for you and your family. He has a couple of cases of lafite rothschild 1982, I hope you like red wine with you steak.
I hope the sink hole's are deep and remote!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Ah James, you are too kind. But I insist you let me send my boy up to NYC to fetch you and her. I was recently given a Maybach by a heathen gambler who is repenting his evil ways. My boy is just itching to drive it.

We can have a celebration dinner for threefour Satuday night after the hunt.

You have my word as a True Christian(tm), you will not worry about your wife anymore by Saturday night and your wife will not have a care in the world soon thereafter.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

Ah James, you are too kind. But I insist you let me send my boy up to NYC to fetch you and her. I was recently given a Maybach by a heathen gambler who is repenting his evil ways. My boy is just itching to drive it.

We can have a celebration dinner for threefour Satuday night after the hunt.

You have my word as a True Christian™, you will not worry about your wife anymore by Saturday night and your wife will not have a care in the world soon thereafter.

My friend its a done deal I will PM you the address and my phone#. I am looking foreward to the hunt. See you Friday YIC James.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brothers I need help.

One last thing. My wife will be busy doing chores, so two of my nieces will be joining us for dinner, I hope you do not mind.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Brothers I need help.

One last thing. My wife will be busy doing chores, so two of my nieces will be joining us for dinner, I hope you do not mind.

I look forward to meeting the youg ladies.

[HTannor]

Re: Brothers I need help.

This is all grand news.

Brother DeWitt is freed from a wanton harlot who has caused him such heartache.

And Brother James is the cause of such joy.

I will sleep well, Brothers.