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    Viagra, is it ok to take?

    Hey fellas, as some of you know I am engaged to be wed in a month or so. MY last wife and I had been together for 20 years. Its a shame she ran off to Messico, or fell in a sink hole. Any way the new Mrs James Dewitt is 19 and a virgin.
    I am going to be 40 this summer, and well umm , I am not strong like a bull any more. Don't get me wrong my manly parts still rise to the occasion, but this is a young girl. So I guess is there any thing that says I cant take the little blue pill, so I can be strong like a bull? I would really like to get 5 or 6 more sons for Jesus. Here is a picture of my new bride to be.
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    She sure is a looker! With woman like that I don't think I'd even need the viagra.
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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      Praise be to you, Brother Hutchins, and your new bride. You are truly the image of a true Christian man and with your wife your family will certainly be the pride of the Hutchins family.

      A woman who can wear cowboy boots like that would certainly get my loins stirred, but I can certainly see why you'd like that little blue pill so that you can keep her satisfied, if you know what I mean. A woman like that certainly has needs that must be satisfied!
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
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        Brother, I think you have the wrong James in mind. Thanks for the advice just the same.

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        • #5
          Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

          I'm sorry, I posted without re-reading the thread. I did indeed mistake your for our other Brother James. I'm sure the three of us are blessed to have access to the Viagra.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

            Brother Dewitt, I don't believe Jesus would begrudge you getting a little assistance to ensure that procreation can indeed occur. Just be careful. I have it on good authority that at nineteen years old, fertile females often will unwittingly push the four-hour envelope and the doctors aren't just whistling "Dixie" when they say an injury could occur if, well, you know, things don't reach a successful conclusion before the four hour mark. The last thing you want is a lasting injury that could make future attempts at procreative activity in any way difficult.

            By the way, I trust you've discerned that this virginal bride-to-be isn't just after your sizable estate.
            sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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            • #7
              Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

              =Paul Jeffery;530984]Brother Dewitt, I don't believe Jesus would begrudge you getting a little assistance to ensure that procreation can indeed occur. Just be careful. I have it on good authority that at nineteen years old, fertile females often will unwittingly push the four-hour envelope and the doctors aren't just whistling "Dixie" when they say an injury could occur if, well, you know, things don't reach a successful conclusion before the four hour mark. The last thing you want is a lasting injury that could make future attempts at procreative activity in any way difficult.
              4 straight uninterrupted hours? Viagra and vitamins are now needed.

              Can u say prenuptial agreement, I was born at night just not last night

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              • #8
                Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                I see nothing wrong with taking a blue pill if it makes you feel better. Heck, I have to have a shot of Jack Daniels from time to time to deal with the missus.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  I see nothing wrong with taking a blue pill if it makes you feel better. Heck, I have to have a shot of Jack Daniels from time to time to deal with the missus.
                  Now we are talking, Viagra, vitamins and Jack Daniels. I am starting to fell better about keeping up with her.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                    Ah, the subject of viagra. It says in the bible that the only way viagra can be consumed, is by hollowing out a banana, then filling it with peanut butter, and exactly 6 and a half viagra tablets (ground up by mortar and pestle). The then banana must be eaten whole, including the skin. And then, while the banana is in your mouth, you must recite the lords prayer backwards 3 and a quarter times. This will be sure to get you going, and the lord advises it, and banana skins are a great source of potassium!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                      I am against most pills, since I believe if God wants us to suffer, we should suffer! For this reason, I never took a painkiller in my life.

                      I think Viagra is allowed though, since it only helps us to do as the Lord commands: Matthew 19:5 "And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?"
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                        I don't think Viagra is good in a healthy way. I heard about bad side effects about it from friend stories. Also, Viagra is a drug.

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                        Side Effects of Viagra

                        Very few drugs work perfectly, and Viagra is no exception. Just about every drug has side effects that arise because the drug is flowing throughout the body and may affect parts of the body unintentionally. For example, aspirin is a drug that relieves pain, but this same drug can also erode the stomach lining and thin the blood. Those are side effects of aspirin.
                        Viagra has several side effects of which patients need to be aware.

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                        Trouble with your vision? Might be the Viagra.
                        *The first problem comes because Viagra happens to have a spillover effect. It blocks PDE5, but it also has an effect on PDE6. It turns out that PDE6 is used in the cone cells in the retina, so Viagra can have an effect on color vision.* Many people who take Viagra notice a change in the way they perceive green and blue colors, or they see the world with a bluish tinge for several hours. For this reason, pilots can't take Viagra within 12 hours of a flight.
                        The second problem comes for people who are taking drugs like nitroglycerin for angina. Nitroglycerin works by increasing nitric oxide, and it helps with angina by opening up the arteries that supply the heart with oxygen. If you take nitroglycerin and Viagra together, the increased nitric oxide plus the blocking of PDE5 can lead to problems.
                        Other problems with Viagra can include little things like headaches (the drug, as a side effect in some men, opens up arteries in the brain's lining and causes excess pressure) and big things like heart attacks. The possibility of heart attacks is one reason why Viagra is a prescription drug rather than an over-the-counter drug like aspirin. A doctor needs to understand your medical history and make sure that Viagra won't cause a heart attack. Occasional patients who take Viagra®get painful, long-lasting erections and have to see a doctor to solve the problem.
                        Finally, there is some concern that some men, especially younger men who take Viagra®recreationally and who don't really need it for physical reasons, may end up with a dependency on the drug. That is, they may become unable to maintain an erection without taking Viagra.
                        For more information about side effects, see RxList: Viagra® Side Effects.
                        What about Cialis and Levitra?
                        Viagra is a hugely successful drug, and other drug companies wanted a piece of the action. They developed different chemicals to block the PDE5 enzyme and created two new drugs: Cialis (tadalafil) and Levitra (vardenafil).
                        Because Cialis and Levitra block the PDE5 enzyme, they work exactly the same way as Viagra. They help men who have trouble maintaining an erection because of blood flow problems, and they only work when the man is sexually aroused.
                        Because they block PDE5 with different chemicals, however, there are some important differences between the three drugs. For example:
                        • Only Viagra causes color-vision problems.
                        • Cialis causes muscle aches in about 5 percent of patients.
                        • Viagra and Levitra last about four hours in the bloodstream. Cialis stays in the bloodstream much longer (it has a 17.5-hour half life) and can therefore be effective for more than a day.
                        If you want kids, adopt them instead. Please, save my ppl by adopting Haitian kids.
                        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                          Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                          If you want kids, adopt them instead. Please, save my ppl by adopting Haitian kids.
                          How much?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                            Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                            I don't think Viagra is good in a healthy way. I heard about bad side effects about it from friend stories. Also, Viagra is a drug.

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                            If you want kids, adopt them instead. Please, save my ppl by adopting Haitian kids.
                            I have two nigras working for me, Cletus and Lemont.I support them and their wives and 14 nigra babies. Last week alone I paid them $125.00 EACH. How much more can I do? And I don't think my new wife wants me to hire any more.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Viagra, is it ok to take?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              I have two nigras working for me, Cletus and Lemont.I support them and their wives and 14 nigra babies. Last week alone I paid them $125.00 EACH. How much more can I do? And I don't think my new wife wants me to hire any more.
                              Either way, you should not take Viagra. It should not be an option. Last thing you can do is something called fertilization.
                              Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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