[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Metrosexuals

I would never have posted that picture of the homosexual in the banana hammock had I known Sister SUV and Mother Glendora would be visiting. Ladies, knock on the door next time so we have time to "clean up."

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Metrosexuals

I would never have posted that picture of the homosexual in the banana hammock had I known Sister SUV and Mother Glendora would be visiting. Ladies, knock on the door next time so we have time to "clean up."

Well I have to admit that at first glance he's hot, but realizing he's a homer kinda spoils it, know what I mean? ...

[Marshall]

Re: Metrosexuals

He'd never survive the Rapture dressed like that. I'm telling you all, this Metrosexuality thing is BAD for men as a whole and not just from a True Christian(TM) perspective either. It makes men soft and easily whooped in a fight. It makes them too weak to work real jobs and makes them gay to boot making offspring impossible. How are we supposed to overtake the roach-like reproductive numbers of the Chinese and the Muslims if men act and look like women?
Jesus doesn't want men to be smooth hairless powder puffs. He wants men to be MEN.
A little Bryllcreme never hurts on Sunday morning but all the goop and powder and tweezing it takes to look like that queer in the panties is just too much. That ain't right I'm telling you, these guys are going to make Jesus come and start smiting folks by the hundreds if they aren't careful and they don't get right with the Lord and quick.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Metrosexuals

A little Bryllcreme never hurts on Sunday morning.

Very little, Brother. Apparently it instills the desire to play tennis, a game in which one is required to say "love" to keep score. How gay is that?

[Marshall]

Re: Metrosexuals

Another one of my favorite things perverted by the homosexual agenda!
Now what can I use to get the "ready for Jesus" look on Sunday?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Metrosexuals

Now what can I use to get the "ready for Jesus" look on Sunday?

And don't forget to have a Negro boy shine your shoes.

[Marshall]

Re: Metrosexuals

That reminds me, what ever happened to that delightful little colored fellow that shined shoes outside the church? I miss his googly eyes and the way he stuttered.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Metrosexuals

That reminds me, what ever happened to that delightful little colored fellow that shined shoes outside the church? I miss his googly eyes and the way he stuttered.

He got all uppity & decided to learn how to read. I don't know why he was in such a hurry; he was only 19.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Metrosexuals

Another one of my favorite things perverted by the homosexual agenda!
Now what can I use to get the "ready for Jesus" look on Sunday?

Brother Marshall, I know that you sport a fine Christian flat-top under your commandant hat. I personally have always preferred "Butch Wax" for my hair care.

That stuff keeps a Man launched all day, I can tell you!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Metrosexuals

You can wash and where perfume, but God sees all and knows your soul still stinks!
Jerimiah chapter 2
"22": For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.