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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #1

    Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

    Brothers as you know I am overseeing the construction of Sister BIG's new home. Today was the final walk through. In the menstra hut, there where 2 toilets installed. The plumber told me that one of them was not a toilet at all. It was a bidet. After further investigation it seems that females use it to wash their lady parts during their unclean time and possibly all the time.
    Sister Charli informed me that females like these things for that purpose.
    Brother Billy Bob seems to think that the French females use it for masturbation.
    I am breaking ground this week on a 2500 square foot menstra hut for Phebe, should I have one installed for her?

    Your thoughts?
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

    I would install it with only the cold line. That would discourage unwanted self-pleasuring.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I would install it with only the cold line. That would discourage unwanted self-pleasuring.
      cold water, great idea. That will put some steel in your back bone.

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #4
        Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Brothers as you know I am overseeing the construction of Sister BIG's new home. Today was the final walk through. In the menstra hut, there where 2 toilets installed. The plumber told me that one of them was not a toilet at all. It was a bidet. After further investigation it seems that females use it to wash their lady parts during their unclean time and possibly all the time.
        Sister Charli informed me that females like these things for that purpose.
        Brother Billy Bob seems to think that the French females use it for masturbation.
        I am breaking ground this week on a 2500 square foot menstra hut for Phebe, should I have one installed for her?

        Your thoughts?
        I saw one of those in a hotel in France, I thought it was some kind of foot bath....
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        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Mark Christ
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 84

          #5
          Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

          Here is the bidet I provided Mrs. Christ to use in her menstra hut. I told her to use it 4 times a day.


          Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

            I was just thinking the same . . . a garden hose would be far more flexible for reaching into unclean crevasses.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #7
              Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

              Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
              I saw one of those in a hotel in France, I thought it was some kind of foot bath....
              Tell me about it, I yelled at the plumber for putting in a faulty toilet. Sister Charli explained its use to me. But heck it might not make a bad foot bath

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

                Originally posted by Mark Christ View Post
                Here is the bidet I provided Mrs. Christ to use in her menstra hut. I told her to use it 4 times a day.


                You let your wife wash her lady bits out side, aren't you worried about the grass?

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  You let your wife wash her lady bits out side, aren't you worried about the grass?

                  Indeed, Brother James, natural grass would have a difficult time living with big splotches of tainted water.

                  I suggest a piece of astroturf. It's always on sale at Home Depot so the messy used piece can be tossed and a new one laid down.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • MartinW
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

                    A bidet is very much recommended if you make your wife wear a chastity belt.
                    This way she is able to stay very clean and at the same time sexual arrousal is prevented as there is just indirect water contact.

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612

                      #11
                      Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

                      Originally posted by MartinW View Post
                      A bidet is very much recommended if you make your wife wear a chastity belt.
                      This way she is able to stay very clean and at the same time sexual arrousal is prevented as there is just indirect water contact.

                      I am having a problem imaging how the water makes only indirect contact.

                      Many of us are "visual" learners. Will you please post a diagram or photos that back up your claim.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

                        I am not sure what to say. I have never been in nor will ever be in, a mestra-hut. Not have I any interest whatsoever in what happens during those seven days. I do know from having to walk by, the screams and demon speak I hear can make even the strongest of men's knees buckle in terror. Because of this and my knowledge that the goings-on in the hut are age old punishment, I feel it is terribly wrong to interfere with God's beauty. My wife had to make her own hut. Everything used to create it had to be unwanted trash. I do allow her to bring fairly fresh brown paper shopping bags for clean up. The little vegetable garden she has outside the door for food during her 'private time' has flourished though. I wonder what her secret is.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #13
                          Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          .......... The little vegetable garden she has outside the door for food during her 'private time' has flourished though. I wonder what her secret is............
                          One of life's mysteries, Brother James. Indeed puzzling.

                          Wait.

                          Where do your messicans go when they have "to go?"
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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