Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

[James Dewitt]

Brothers as you know I am overseeing the construction of Sister BIG's new home. Today was the final walk through. In the menstra hut, there where 2 toilets installed. The plumber told me that one of them was not a toilet at all. It was a bidet. After further investigation it seems that females use it to wash their lady parts during their unclean time and possibly all the time.
Sister Charli informed me that females like these things for that purpose.
Brother Billy Bob seems to think that the French females use it for masturbation.
I am breaking ground this week on a 2500 square foot menstra hut for Phebe, should I have one installed for her?

Your thoughts?

[Nobar King]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

I would install it with only the cold line. That would discourage unwanted self-pleasuring.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

I would install it with only the cold line. That would discourage unwanted self-pleasuring.

cold water, great idea. That will put some steel in your back bone.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

Brothers as you know I am overseeing the construction of Sister BIG's new home. Today was the final walk through. In the menstra hut, there where 2 toilets installed. The plumber told me that one of them was not a toilet at all. It was a bidet. After further investigation it seems that females use it to wash their lady parts during their unclean time and possibly all the time.
Sister Charli informed me that females like these things for that purpose.
Brother Billy Bob seems to think that the French females use it for masturbation.
I am breaking ground this week on a 2500 square foot menstra hut for Phebe, should I have one installed for her?

Your thoughts?

I saw one of those in a hotel in France, I thought it was some kind of foot bath....

[Mark Christ]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

Here is the bidet I provided Mrs. Christ to use in her menstra hut. I told her to use it 4 times a day.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

I was just thinking the same . . . a garden hose would be far more flexible for reaching into unclean crevasses.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

I saw one of those in a hotel in France, I thought it was some kind of foot bath....

Tell me about it, I yelled at the plumber for putting in a faulty toilet. Sister Charli explained its use to me. But heck it might not make a bad foot bath

[James Dewitt]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

Here is the bidet I provided Mrs. Christ to use in her menstra hut. I told her to use it 4 times a day.

You let your wife wash her lady bits out side, aren't you worried about the grass?

[HTannor]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

You let your wife wash her lady bits out side, aren't you worried about the grass?

Indeed, Brother James, natural grass would have a difficult time living with big splotches of tainted water.

I suggest a piece of astroturf. It's always on sale at Home Depot so the messy used piece can be tossed and a new one laid down.

[MartinW]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

A bidet is very much recommended if you make your wife wear a chastity belt.
This way she is able to stay very clean and at the same time sexual arrousal is prevented as there is just indirect water contact.

[HTannor]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

A bidet is very much recommended if you make your wife wear a chastity belt.
This way she is able to stay very clean and at the same time sexual arrousal is prevented as there is just indirect water contact.

I am having a problem imaging how the water makes only indirect contact.

Many of us are "visual" learners. Will you please post a diagram or photos that back up your claim.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

I am not sure what to say. I have never been in nor will ever be in, a mestra-hut. Not have I any interest whatsoever in what happens during those seven days. I do know from having to walk by, the screams and demon speak I hear can make even the strongest of men's knees buckle in terror. Because of this and my knowledge that the goings-on in the hut are age old punishment, I feel it is terribly wrong to interfere with God's beauty. My wife had to make her own hut. Everything used to create it had to be unwanted trash. I do allow her to bring fairly fresh brown paper shopping bags for clean up. The little vegetable garden she has outside the door for food during her 'private time' has flourished though. I wonder what her secret is.

[HTannor]

Re: Bidet, should we put them in menstra huts?

.......... The little vegetable garden she has outside the door for food during her 'private time' has flourished though. I wonder what her secret is............

One of life's mysteries, Brother James. Indeed puzzling.

Wait.

Where do your messicans go when they have "to go?"