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  • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by HAND OF DOG View Post
    Weed is not bad,God put it here,he sent it and Viagra down from heaven.Im hitin a duby right now
    Dear Retard:

    Viagra was created by human ScIeNtists to defy God's Will and allow limp men to procreate.

    And you are so incredibly stupid that you can't even spell "doobie" correctly.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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    • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

      Originally posted by I<3Science View Post
      Also were does it say in the 'bible' that smoking Cannabis is wrong?

      How about in Galatians 5:17-25?

      5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

      5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

      5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

      5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

      5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

      5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

      5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

      5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

      5:25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

      5:26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.


      You are not allowed to ask any more questions until you read the Bible from cover to cover.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

        Originally posted by wait_what View Post
        How about in Galatians 5:17-25?

        5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

        5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

        5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

        5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

        5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

        5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

        5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

        5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

        5:25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

        5:26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.


        You are not allowed to ask any more questions until you read the Bible from cover to cover.
        The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for people to use with our free will.

        God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)

        The Bible speaks of a special plant. "I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more." (Ezekiel 34:29) A healing plant. On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. (Revelations 22:1-2) A gift from God.
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

          Originally posted by pepolshet View Post
          The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for people to use with our free will.

          God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)

          The Bible speaks of a special plant. "I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more." (Ezekiel 34:29) A healing plant. On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. (Revelations 22:1-2) A gift from God.
          Where in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?

          In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.

          In Christ
          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            Where in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?

            In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.

            In Christ
            I am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.

            I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
            "...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"

            "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              Where in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?

              In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.

              In Christ
              I also doubt that you touch either women or men. I am more then sure about the children though
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                Originally posted by pepolshet View Post
                I am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.

                I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
                "...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"

                "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
                Listen up 'Crack Head'. Take you heroin and pot shooting elsewhere. WE are a clean, pure Godly group and we do not want your drugs here, Louie!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                  Originally posted by pepolshet View Post
                  I am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.

                  I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
                  "...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"

                  "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
                  Listen up dope pusher: This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not some chinee opium den! Go peddle your LSD someplace else!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                    Marijuana doesn't make you gay. Feeling a sexual attraction towards men makes you gay. Try again later.

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                    • Originally posted by JKimmerly View Post
                      Marijuana doesn't make you gay. Feeling a sexual attraction towards men makes you gay. Try again later.
                      Yes, but people aren't born gay. There is always a "trigger" that unleashes the gay on someone. Here is an incomplete list of some of the more common ones:

                      - drugs (including "maryjane")
                      - prostate exams
                      - fondling from a catlick priest
                      - use of any Apple product
                      - driving a front wheel drive car
                      - Glee
                      - etc. etc.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Yes, but people aren't born gay. There is always a "trigger" that unleashes the gay on someone. Here is an incomplete list of some of the more common ones:

                        - drugs (including "maryjane")
                        - prostate exams
                        - fondling from a catlick priest
                        - use of any Apple product
                        - driving a front wheel drive car
                        - Glee
                        - etc. etc.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        But I definitely banged you wife after I smoked a huge doobie...

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                        • Originally posted by JKimmerly View Post
                          But I definitely banged you wife after I smoked a huge doobie...
                          Internet bravado is one of the saddest things imaginable. Do you feel better after making that repulsive and laughable claim? Do you think you've "won" now?

                          I will pray for you my confused, virginal, messican dirt weed friend, but I fear that you are doomed.



                          YiC,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                            This thread is wrong. Marijuana makes you awesome.

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                            • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                              Originally posted by proudhon View Post
                              This thread is wrong. Marijuana makes you awesome.
                              This guy is correct. As for me being virginal, Brother Zechariah, nothing could be further from the truth.

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                              • Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

                                Originally posted by proudhon View Post
                                This thread is wrong. Marijuana makes you awesome.
                                Yes, as evidenced by the fact that you're going to burn in Hell for eternity and come, uninvited, to Christian forums to brag about it.

                                Originally posted by JKimmerly View Post
                                This guy is correct. As for me being virginal, Brother Zechariah, nothing could be further from the truth.
                                I'm sure. If you find time between spreading your legs for everyone with a dollar bill to rub together, grab a King James Version of the Holy Bible and read what it says about fornicators:

                                Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                                - 1 Corinthians 6:9
                                If you don't change your ways, you're going to HELL.

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