[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

wow. ive been going to church for 15 years and a devout Christian but i would trade it in for a healthy jail sentence for beating your face into the pavement

you should stick a gun in your mouth pull the trigger and call it a day.


theres something wrong with this board, either im being trolled, or you guys are dead serious about half the shit you say.


get some help ASAP

There's always that red "X" up in the corner if you aren't yet ready to repent of your narcotic addiction and homosexuality. We will always be here with the warm love of Jesus Christ, but you must take the first step in telling God you are sorry for the despicable abomination you have become.

I will pray for your corrupt soul.

In Jesus

[dannylovesthebone]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

wow at calling me a homosexual

only on the internet and only by bat crazy jesus freaks.

makes sense, i hope someone runs you down on a busy roadway


it would do the world a favor.


you fuckin nuttcase

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

wow at calling me a homosexual

only on the internet and only by bat crazy jesus freaks.

makes sense, i hope someone runs you down on a busy roadway


it would do the world a favor.


you pifflein nuttcase

The only person who getting run down on the road is YOU when Jesus gives the nod for a sanctioned hit on your behind by one of His Godly Warrior Angels.

Could be soon faggot. Say your prayers and throw yourself on His unconditional love luzer.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

look here you psycopath who doesnt deserve to live on this earth, im a black belt is jiu jitsu and wang chung, i would break both of your skinny little arms if i came across you. i train 4 days out of the week, ive fought professionally, i dont know who the hell you think you are, but you are super crazy. you need a doctor ASAP you sissy weirdo.

[Nobar King]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Thanks for verifying my hunch that all marijuana users are violent ticking time bombs.

[brother phil mahole]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

hahaha just cant take this in brus, cant remember the last time when i was a teen that id shared a spliff with my mates and after thought to myself, yes oh yes am gonna rip my mates farters wide open cause im stoned, yip just doesnt happen,

[Jessica4JC]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

When I was a senior in high school, I rebelled against my parents and Christian upbringing and started experimenting with weed. I can swear on my soul that that stuff is unclean and not fit for anyone. I once kissed my best friend Ashlynn on the lips because we were high and goofing off. Also, I remember getting all philosophical and questioning if there is a God or not. That is why it needs to be illegal. We can't have poison out there that erodes our faith in God.

We are a faith-based nation. Legalizing marijuana would be like pouring termites into a house. They will eat away at the house and it will crumble.

[Kayla For Christ]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

When I was a senior in high school, I rebelled against my parents and Christian upbringing and started experimenting with weed. I can swear on my soul that that stuff is unclean and not fit for anyone. I once kissed my best friend Ashlynn on the lips because we were high and goofing off. Also, I remember getting all philosophical and questioning if there is a God or not. That is why it needs to be illegal. We can't have poison out there that erodes our faith in God.

We are a faith-based nation. Legalizing marijuana would be like pouring termites into a house. They will eat away at the house and it will crumble.

This is almost exactly what happened to me! After homework on a Friday night we played an innocent game of Twister and it all went downhill from there. One of my friends had some MJ and I didn't want it but they said it made them happy and goofy. I tried it.......

I think Im going to cry again.

[Jessica4JC]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

This is almost exactly what happened to me! After homework on a Friday night we played an innocent game of Twister and it all went downhill from there. One of my friends had some MJ and I didn't want it but they said it made them happy and goofy. I tried it.......

I think Im going to cry again.

I think it's super neat that we have very similar names. My name is Jessica and yours is Kayla and we are both "for Jesus Christ". Except mine is written "4JC" and yours is "for Christ".

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

When I was a senior in high school, I rebelled against my parents and Christian upbringing and started experimenting with weed. I can swear on my soul that that stuff is unclean and not fit for anyone. I once kissed my best friend Ashlynn on the lips because we were high and goofing off. Also, I remember getting all philosophical and questioning if there is a God or not. That is why it needs to be illegal. We can't have poison out there that erodes our faith in God.

We are a faith-based nation. Legalizing marijuana would be like pouring termites into a house. They will eat away at the house and it will crumble.

This is what we are finding in the preliminary results of our new Landover Baptist University study "Marijuana Leads to Lesbianism". Thank you for your testimony.

What ceased the desire to scissor with another woman in your case? Was it STDs, shame, or the certainty of being smited by God if you continued your reprehensible sin?

Romans 1:26 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"

Romans 1:32 "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

In Christ

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

This is almost exactly what happened to me! After homework on a Friday night we played an innocent game of Twister and it all went downhill from there. One of my friends had some MJ and I didn't want it but they said it made them happy and goofy. I tried it.......

I think Im going to cry again.

This is NOT a thread to discuss vile techniques of the wicked lesbian.

Are you here to help others and testify in the name of Jesus Christ, or just feel sorry for your self?

In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

When I was a senior in high school, I rebelled against my parents and Christian upbringing and started experimenting with weed. I can swear on my soul that that stuff is unclean and not fit for anyone. I once kissed my best friend Ashlynn on the lips because we were high and goofing off. Also, I remember getting all philosophical and questioning if there is a God or not. That is why it needs to be illegal. We can't have poison out there that erodes our faith in God.

We are a faith-based nation. Legalizing marijuana would be like pouring termites into a house. They will eat away at the house and it will crumble.

Amen! How right you are. Shout GLORY!!


...I don't suppose you have any photographs of you and Ashlynn laying around, do you?

[Cody Parsons]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I just read this and I promise Ill never spark one up again! I definitely dont want to be gay, dudes! Pole smoking is only for wives, not for me. Ive also been reading the Bible and it says ur body is a temple and Im going to keep my temple clean for my wife when I get one.

1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (King James Version)


19What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

[Jessica4JC]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

What ceased the desire to scissor with another woman in your case? Was it STDs, shame, or the certainty of being smited by God if you continued your reprehensible sin?

Honestly, the desire stopped once we became sober. I mean at the time, it seemed alright. We were watching Friends (only because I was high) and we were laughing so hard. It was an episode that had a lesbian on it. Ashlynn turned to me and said "Wouldn't it be so cool if we kissed?" I said "Yeah". We leaned forward and kissed for about 10 seconds. We stopped. We looked at each other in the eyes. I felt like I had to go on. So we started making out. She was on the floor and I was on top of her.

But, a little voice inside my head (Jesus) told me it wasn't natural. In fact, I just realized how unnatural the situation was. So I got up and she was all like "What's wrong?" I said I had to go take a walk. After about 15 minutes outside my head cleared and I felt so ashamed and weird. It was like I did something wrong and my body felt so impure but I couldn't wash it off.

I would never, ever have kissed a girl, but because the drugs were controlling my mind, it felt okay at the time. I don't like talking about this because I'm truly sorry for having sinned, but I feel like my testimony can be helpful to young women who are being peer pressured into smoking weed.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Honestly, the desire stopped once we became sober. I mean at the time, it seemed alright. We were watching Friends (only because I was high) and we were laughing so hard. It was an episode that had a lesbian on it. Ashlynn turned to me and said "Wouldn't it be so cool if we kissed?" I said "Yeah". We leaned forward and kissed for about 10 seconds. We stopped. We looked at each other in the eyes. I felt like I had to go on. So we started making out. She was on the floor and I was on top of her.

But, a little voice inside my head (Jesus) told me it wasn't natural. In fact, I just realized how unnatural the situation was. So I got up and she was all like "What's wrong?" I said I had to go take a walk. After about 15 minutes outside my head cleared and I felt so ashamed and weird. It was like I did something wrong and my body felt so impure but I couldn't wash it off.

I would never, ever have kissed a girl, but because the drugs were controlling my mind, it felt okay at the time. I don't like talking about this because I'm truly sorry for having sinned, but I feel like my testimony can be helpful to young women who are being peer pressured into smoking weed.

Praise Jesus Christ!

We are thinking of starting a "Scared Straight" program to save young ladies from ever experiencing the agony and pain of such a wicked lesbanian experience. A compilation of testimonies from fallen women that have coupled in sin after ingestion of the marijuana.

Would you be willing to describe the sordid experience in detail (not here of course) in order to save others? Perhaps we can meet in my RV when I return to Paluxy,TX for Creation Science research this summer?

May God bless you!