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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #61
    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

    Look, why do we let women run freely on our boards?
    We should just create a "hen house" forum and lock them all in it.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #62
      Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Look, why do we let women run freely on our boards?
      We should just create a "hen house" forum and lock them all in it.
      Food for thought, Brother. I was going to suggest that if Mrs. Van Hellfire wants to learn anything about being Saved®, then she should ask her husband at home (I Cor. 14:35), but then, I get the sense that he is just as damned as she is.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #63
        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
        Food for thought, Brother. I was going to suggest that if Mrs. Van Hellfire wants to learn anything about being Saved®, then she should ask her husband at home (I Cor. 14:35), but then, I get the sense that he is just as damned as she is.
        Heh, you got that right. Heathen and proud.
        And I know all about being saved(r) it has one main rule for women:
        -Pretend you do not have a brain as you will never need to use it.
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #64
          Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Heh, you got that right. Heathen and proud.
          And I know all about being saved(r) it has one main rule for women:
          -Pretend you do not have a brain as you will never need to use it.
          As usual you have it the wrong way around. The pretense is when females get it in their tiny heads that they have something worthwhile to say, other than "Yes sir!". You have no real brains to use, so it only trips you up when you put on such airs.

          By the way, we men laugh ourselves silly when we see females trying to crow like a rooster. Oh, LORD you gals make us laugh.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #65
            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            As usual you have it the wrong way around. The pretense is when females get it in their tiny heads that they have something worthwhile to say, other than "Yes sir!". You have no real brains to use, so it only trips you up when you put on such airs.
            No brain, huh?
            So then what's that funny lump of matter inside our skulls that shows up in MRI's?

            By the way, we men laugh ourselves silly when we see females trying to crow like a rooster. Oh, LORD you gals make us laugh.
            Anything a man can do, a woman can do. Except urinate the same way. And inseminate (And glad too, it must suck walking around with those things)
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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #66
              Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              No brain, huh?
              So then what's that funny lump of matter inside our skulls that shows up in MRI's?

              Thick air.

              Anything a man can do, a woman can do. Except urinate the same way. And inseminate (And glad too, it must suck walking around with those things)
              Take the test yourself. http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/featu...937913,00.html
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #67
                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                That link won't work. The page won't load.
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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #68
                  Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  That link won't work. The page won't load.
                  Bologna! http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/news/...937443,00.html
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    That link won't work. The page won't load.
                    Further evidence of your inherant female ineptitude.

                    The link worked fine for me, and my score revealed that I have a very male, masculine brain, at least according to this chinless brits who designed the test.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #70
                      Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                      IT WON'T LOAD!!!
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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #71
                        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        IT WON'T LOAD!!!
                        Relax, Mrs. Von Pooperscooper PMS is prefectly normal, no reason for you to be upset. I took the test for you, the results are as expected.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #72
                          Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Anything a man can do, a woman can do. Except urinate the same way. And inseminate (And glad too, it must suck walking around with those things)
                          And load internet pages, apparently.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #73
                            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                            STUPID FREAKIN FLASH PLAYER!!! I've d/l'ed it and it STILL won't work, and BT, this is nothing to do with ME it's my $#%$# computer that has the problem!!
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #74
                              Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              STUPID FREAKIN FLASH PLAYER!!! I've d/l'ed it and it STILL won't work, and BT, this is nothing to do with ME it's my $#%$# computer that has the problem!!
                              Oh I see, its the COMPUTER that is stupid, not you.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #75
                                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                STUPID FREAKIN FLASH PLAYER!!! I've d/l'ed it and it STILL won't work, and BT, this is nothing to do with ME it's my $#%$# computer that has the problem!!
                                There's an old saying: "A bad workman always blames his tools." Notice that it's "workman", not "worklady" - yet more proof women aren't designed for any work other than cooking, cleaning and giving birth.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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