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  • #91
    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    The Bible tells women not to dress as men. Can't you find a nice woolen ankle-length dress to wear?
    Maybe I don't live my life by a fictional book. And I'd rather dress how I want than how a non-existant enity tells me how to.
    "I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist" -Marilyn Manson
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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    • #92
      Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      Stop lying, all satanists fornicate with goats from a young age.
      It's a well known fact, it's also a well known fact that you drink blood and sacrifice Christian babies.


      And how would I be a sinner?
      I am sinfree, God tells me so in the Bible (KJV1611), and I think I rather trust God than you.
      Get this through your head you dimwit, WE ONLY DO WHAT GOD COMMANDS US TO DO.
      THAT IS NOT SIN, BUT NOT DOING SO WOULD BE SIN.

      Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not:
      Whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
      1 John 3:6


      And what does your statement 'I think your Bible is out of date' got to do with my intelligence? Are you retarded?
      You are insulting Jesus and His holy word, and that is alot worse than insulting me.
      The Bible says that you deserve death for such offences.
      It says in the Satanic 11 Rules of Earth that no one is to hurt a child of any race or religion. It also says in the Satanic Bible that Satanism does not provoke or encourage or even practice the art of fornicating animals, drinking blood, or hurting children. A matter of fact, the Christian Bible encourages beating women and children. So who's more pure now?
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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      • #93
        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        It says in the Satanic 11 Rules of Earth that no one is to hurt a child of any race or religion. It also says in the Satanic Bible that Satanism does not provoke or encourage or even practice the art of fornicating animals, drinking blood, or hurting children. A matter of fact, the Christian Bible encourages beating women and children. So who's more pure now?
        Those who follow God's will by lovingly disciplining their children and women in order to keep them on the path of righteousness and stop them being seduced by unholy Satanic sects, that's who's more pure now!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #94
          Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Those who follow God's will by lovingly disciplining their children and women in order to keep them on the path of righteousness and stop them being seduced by unholy Satanic sects, that's who's more pure now!
          Women are their own people. You can't discipline them like they're your property. A matter of fact I know a few women who own men. It's called B and D. I don't know if you've heard of it. But the tables are turning. Women controlling men? Oh my!
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • #95
            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            Women are their own people. You can't discipline them like they're your property. A matter of fact I know a few women who own men. It's called B and D. I don't know if you've heard of it. But the tables are turning. Women controlling men? Oh my!
            Belgians and Dutchmen? Friend, we're talking about Godly Anglo-Saxon True Christians here, not depraved homer Eurotrash.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #96
              Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

              I get it. This is icky's cousin or her sister.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #97
                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Belgians and Dutchmen? Friend, we're talking about Godly Anglo-Saxon True Christians here, not depraved homer Eurotrash.
                Bondage and Discipline you idiot. Yes, women control men. Here in the United States!
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                • #98
                  Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  I get it. This is icky's cousin or her sister.
                  Who the **** is icky?
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                  • #99
                    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Who the **** is icky?
                    Your cousin, or possibly your sister.
                    Originally posted by Icky's sister
                    Bondage and Discipline you idiot. Yes, women control men. Here in the United States!
                    Actually, the satanic practise to which you refer is known as Bondage and Domination, not Discipline. Your generation wouldn't know Discipline if Chaplin Marshall ordered you to drop and give him 20. And Mexican'ts don't count as men!
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #100
                      Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Your cousin, or possibly your sister.
                      Actually, the satanic practise to which you refer is known as Bondage and Domination, not Discipline. Your generation wouldn't know Discipline if Chaplin Marshall ordered you to drop and give him 20. And Mexican'ts don't count as men!
                      No, it's not Satanic. It's sexual. Not like you'd know anything about sex.
                      Oh, and guess what. The men want to be disciplined by women. They're unsaved-trash...aren't they....(sarcasm)
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                      • #101
                        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Bondage and Discipline you idiot. Yes, women control men. Here in the United States!
                        You may have some control over limp wristed homers, hardly men.

                        No Godly man would be intimidated by you, bulldyke. That's laughable.
                        Now, why don't you be silent for a change, as Jesus commands. (you have nothing intelligent to contribute anyways)

                        But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                        1 Timothy 2:12
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #102
                          Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                          Pardon me, excuse me gentlemen, I'm sorry to come into your private forum...however, I am OUTRAGED that this little tartlet keeps barging in here and posting her witless nonsense.

                          Can you NOT READ you little Trollup, it says for MEN ONLY! What part of that don't you get?

                          Do you have your father's or husband's permission to be on this board?

                          Why do you insist on back talking the Brothers here on GOD's Favorite Forum(tm)?

                          If I see you in here again I'm going to drag you out by your hair. Understand?
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                          • #103
                            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            No, it's not Satanic. It's sexual. Not like you'd know anything about sex.
                            Oh, and guess what. The men want to be disciplined by women. They're unsaved-trash...aren't they....(sarcasm)
                            Sex is of satan. What's the difference? Friend, it sounds like you are possessed by a demon of lust to me. I'd say you need to sew blue ribbons onto the corners of your clothing and get right with the Lord!
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #104
                              Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Pardon me, excuse me gentlemen, I'm sorry to come into your private forum...however, I am OUTRAGED that this little tartlet keeps barging in here and posting her witless nonsense.

                              Can you NOT READ you little Trollup, it says for MEN ONLY! What part of that don't you get?

                              Do you have your father's or husband's permission to be on this board?

                              Why do you insist on back talking the Brothers here on GOD's Favorite Forum(tm)?

                              If I see you in here again I'm going to drag you out by your hair. Understand?
                              You're going to drag me out? I'd LOVE to see you try. I don't know why you worship this 'god' that permits your husband to control you. Men can't control women. Why do you apologize to the men? All they're doing is blatantly discriminating against women. They're also saying we're nothing but dirty sluts and we're not good for anything but sex and cooking.

                              LISTEN TO ME! Is this the religion you want to worship where you give your consent be 'disciplined' by these sexist pigs? Don't get me wrong, a lot of men are great people. But these guys are control freaks. There are other Christian religions where men DON'T beat there wives and never even think of that. So why not consider even another Christian (and not like Catholocism) religion if not an Atheism.
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                              • #105
                                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Sex is of satan. What's the difference? Friend, it sounds like you are possessed by a demon of lust to me. I'd say you need to sew blue ribbons onto the corners of your clothing and get right with the Lord!
                                Umm...Last time I checked sex was the only way to get pregnate. Didn't you say that childbearing would save the woman. And if you can't bear a child then life would end, as would you. I think you're contradicting yourself...
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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