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And now we have even the monkey-worshipping scientists agreeing with God's Holy Word! The entire story is HERE, and it comes as no surprise to True Christian Men.
Well, scientifical studies aside, all I need is the KJV1611 Bible to tell me whats right. Praise Jesus and thank you making me a MAN!!
Whoooh-hooo! We're No. 1!
It has finally been proven that men are smarter than women. According to a study from Britain, men's IQ scores are five points higher than women's, and men are 5.5 times more likely to have a score of 155 (which means you're a genius).
Don't believe the British? In Canada, another study analyzing SAT scores found that males ages 17 and 18 are more intelligent than females.
Since both IQ and SATs are true measures of intelligence — any test with an acronym is legit in my book — we as men finally can celebrate. Men, tell your wives; boys, tell your mothers: WE'RE SMARTER. And smarter, as we know, means better.
We needed some good news in the gender wars. It's been a rough time for us men. The news says men commit more crimes than women and the psychologists tell us men are more aggressive.
Meanwhile, women outnumber men at colleges, they make up the majority of medical school applicants and they are more likely to be the primary caregivers for children. They serve in the military, a woman runs the State Department and there's even talk about putting a woman in the White House!
So that's why it's important to keep using random arbiters of intelligence — preferably tests created by men — to find out who's smarter than whom.
Obviously, the possibility that men are genetically inclined to be smarter in some areas and women in others is way too rational of an argument, and we should avoid mentioning it. Otherwise it'll be harder to find reasons to discriminate against them.
Unfortunately, these "who's smarter" studies are all over the Internet, and some men are being traitors. They write on online message boards that women are just more inclined to seek balance in life, rather than narrow-mindedly pursuing vocational success like men. They say women sometimes have things called "babies," which might slow them down professionally but not intellectually.
Some even suggest upbringing and societal norms affect the way men and women operate. One Austrian man had the audacity to argue that intelligence can't be measured by tests: "I scored relatively high in an IQ test when I was a child. Since then I have done many, many, many, very, very, very stupid things in my life."
A number of men online used corny humor and excessive punctuation to prove men are smarter, but they only ended up hurting our cause: "I have no doubt the male brain is larger than the female's" — wait for it, wait for it — "because our brains have been constantly stretched and swollen trying to figure women out!!!"
It has finally been proven that men are smarter than women. According to a study from Britain, men's IQ scores are five points higher than women's, and men are 5.5 times more likely to have a score of 155 (which means you're a genius).
Don't believe the British? In Canada, another study analyzing SAT scores found that males ages 17 and 18 are more intelligent than females.
Since both IQ and SATs are true measures of intelligence — any test with an acronym is legit in my book — we as men finally can celebrate. Men, tell your wives; boys, tell your mothers: WE'RE SMARTER. And smarter, as we know, means better.
We needed some good news in the gender wars. It's been a rough time for us men. The news says men commit more crimes than women and the psychologists tell us men are more aggressive.
Meanwhile, women outnumber men at colleges, they make up the majority of medical school applicants and they are more likely to be the primary caregivers for children. They serve in the military, a woman runs the State Department and there's even talk about putting a woman in the White House!
So that's why it's important to keep using random arbiters of intelligence — preferably tests created by men — to find out who's smarter than whom.
Obviously, the possibility that men are genetically inclined to be smarter in some areas and women in others is way too rational of an argument, and we should avoid mentioning it. Otherwise it'll be harder to find reasons to discriminate against them.
Unfortunately, these "who's smarter" studies are all over the Internet, and some men are being traitors. They write on online message boards that women are just more inclined to seek balance in life, rather than narrow-mindedly pursuing vocational success like men. They say women sometimes have things called "babies," which might slow them down professionally but not intellectually.
Some even suggest upbringing and societal norms affect the way men and women operate. One Austrian man had the audacity to argue that intelligence can't be measured by tests: "I scored relatively high in an IQ test when I was a child. Since then I have done many, many, many, very, very, very stupid things in my life."
A number of men online used corny humor and excessive punctuation to prove men are smarter, but they only ended up hurting our cause: "I have no doubt the male brain is larger than the female's" — wait for it, wait for it — "because our brains have been constantly stretched and swollen trying to figure women out!!!"
Well, scientifical studies aside, all I need is the KJV1611 Bible to tell me whats right. Praise Jesus and thank you making me a MAN!!
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