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Brothers, the horror!
Not only does the infamous Snuggie exist -- the blanket with sleeves -- but two perverts (who aren't even married) have created the "Snuggie Sutra" book!
Has your bride bought a Snuggie? Not only does it mean she cares not about her appearance, but she may be planning on under-Snuggie perversions . . .
Full article is for True Christian™ MEN only.
Ew. Just . . . ew. Think of the stains.
Please join me in a SNUGGIE BURNING!
Not only does the infamous Snuggie exist -- the blanket with sleeves -- but two perverts (who aren't even married) have created the "Snuggie Sutra" book!
Has your bride bought a Snuggie? Not only does it mean she cares not about her appearance, but she may be planning on under-Snuggie perversions . . .
Full article is for True Christian™ MEN only.
Now, you've probably heard of the myriad sexual positions associated with the ancient Kama Sutra, but what about those practiced in "Snuggie Sutra"?
Created by friends Lex Friedman and Megan Morrison, Snuggie Sutra is exactly what it sounds like: A series of different sexual positions that can be performed by couples all while wearing those big, blue oversized blankets.
Courtesy of TheSnuggieSutra.com
The Snuggie -- the blanket with sleeves -- is touted for its many uses. Now comes the "Snuggie Sutra," a guide of different sexual positions that couples can assume while wearing Snuggies. This one is called "The Multi-Tasker."
The duo frequently share their strange Snuggie sex tips on thesnuggiesutra.com. These include "The Tablecloth," a position meant for "beginners" in which the woman lies on her back and puts her legs through a Snuggie's sleeves with the rest of the blanket covering her, and "The Matador," in which the Snuggie is used as a role-playing prop during some bizarre bullfighting fantasy.
But wait, there's more.
Friedman and Morrison just released The Snuggie Sutra: Erotic Fun in Your Blanket with Sleeves boasting never-before-seen positions for lovers and, as Friedman told AOL News, every single move in there is 100 percent "doable."
Created by friends Lex Friedman and Megan Morrison, Snuggie Sutra is exactly what it sounds like: A series of different sexual positions that can be performed by couples all while wearing those big, blue oversized blankets.
Courtesy of TheSnuggieSutra.comThe Snuggie -- the blanket with sleeves -- is touted for its many uses. Now comes the "Snuggie Sutra," a guide of different sexual positions that couples can assume while wearing Snuggies. This one is called "The Multi-Tasker."
The duo frequently share their strange Snuggie sex tips on thesnuggiesutra.com. These include "The Tablecloth," a position meant for "beginners" in which the woman lies on her back and puts her legs through a Snuggie's sleeves with the rest of the blanket covering her, and "The Matador," in which the Snuggie is used as a role-playing prop during some bizarre bullfighting fantasy.
But wait, there's more.
Friedman and Morrison just released The Snuggie Sutra: Erotic Fun in Your Blanket with Sleeves boasting never-before-seen positions for lovers and, as Friedman told AOL News, every single move in there is 100 percent "doable."
Please join me in a SNUGGIE BURNING!
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