[Kayla For Christ]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Lady, I've been preaching my fingers to the bone over in the gook countries for years, and I can tell you they don't know Jesus.

Thank you Pastor. You are still single?

Pastor Ezekiel remains unmarried, ladies!

Can we date? I love Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Thank you Pastor. You are still single?



Can we date? I love Jesus!

Well...uh, you see....um...

[AngelClark]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ
Thank you Pastor. You are still single?



Can we date? I love Jesus!
Well...uh, you see....um... __________________


Kayla, Sorry he's already engaged to Daisy Mae aka BibleThumpingBlonde. You are a day late and a dollar short.
Pastor, When are going to hear wedding bells?
Forgive me for posting in a men's only section, I will see myself out.

[Bible Student]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

What is with all these women coming to a Men Only forum? Why do they feel the need to jabber everywhere and all the time, even when they aren't asked questions? This is after all a church forum. I know they all have been informed about the Biblical verses concerning how they should conduct themselves in church. I wonder if they are even wearing a head covering when they come here?

[Second Coming]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

All slopes are atheists, and ugly to boot. The mere mention of creating a union with one is disgusting and an abomination in the Lord's eyes. You had best brush up on the KJV1611.

[John_Alvin]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I wouldn't marry a slant if she was the last female on earth. They look like monkeys, they all have buck teeth, and most of them have razor blades shoved up their cooters.

I must admit, I am new to this site. What I have seen so far does not shine a very good light, per se, on Baptists.

What exactly do Baptists have against Chinese or Japanese people? (And no, I'm not going to refer to them by some immature nickname. I'm going to call them by their real name.)
What sort of form of Christianity is this if its members are so opposed to African-Americans and Asians? What exactly is the difference between zealousness and just plain racism?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Friend, they are racially challenged. They are completely unaware that they are racist pigs. They don't seem to have been affected by political correctness like you and I have.
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[Jedediah]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I must admit, I am new to this site. What I have seen so far does not shine a very good light, per se, on Baptists.

What exactly do Baptists have against Chinese or Japanese people? (And no, I'm not going to refer to them by some immature nickname. I'm going to call them by their real name.)
What sort of form of Christianity is this if its members are so opposed to African-Americans and Asians? What exactly is the difference between zealousness and just plain racism?

Son, we love members of all racial backgrounds. We even have a section reserved specifically for Negroes, Ornamentals, and other ethnics to sit during services. All races have an equal opportunity to become Saved®.

We simply obey God's Commandments about race-mixing and miscegenation. There's nothing racist about following the Holy Bible.

[Kayla For Christ]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ
Thank you Pastor. You are still single?



Can we date? I love Jesus!
Well...uh, you see....um... __________________


Kayla, Sorry he's already engaged to Daisy Mae aka BibleThumpingBlonde. You are a day late and a dollar short.
Pastor, When are going to hear wedding bells?
Forgive me for posting in a men's only section, I will see myself out.

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting here in the Men's Forum. If it's any consolation to You, my eyes are closed and covered with my one hand (but You knew that anyways).

Now Ms. Kayla, I just wanted to tell you that it's a good thing that Sister Daisy is much better than us at staying out of here, because you're barking up the wrong tree.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting here in the Men's Forum. If it's any consolation to You, my eyes are closed and covered with my one hand (but You knew that anyways).

Now Ms. Kayla, I just wanted to tell you that it's a good thing that Sister Daisy is much better than us at staying out of here, because you're barking up the wrong tree.

I'd sooner kick a grizzly cub in the teeth in front of it's mother than get between Sister Thumper and Pastor Zeke. Kayla, I'd watch my under-age behind if I were you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

You really think so?

[Kayla For Christ]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

I'd sooner kick a grizzly cub in the teeth in front of it's mother than get between Sister Thumper and Pastor Zeke. Kayla, I'd watch my under-age behind if I were you!

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

[John_Alvin]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

LOL, welcome to my world.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

LOL, welcome to my world.

Young man, this is not your world in any sense of the word. Firstly, this is our forum. We own it, paying for it with our hard earned Christian money. Therefore, we expect our guests to behave in a Christian way.

You have done nothing but complain since your registered. You mock our beliefs, you insult our church members, and generally behave like a spoiled ten year old little girl. I am also detecting rather obvious latent homosexual tendencies in you. As an Ex-Gay© myself, I can usually diagnose sodomania even in those that are in the very early stages of their disease.

In short, if you have not already begun receiving the erections of other men into your body, it is only a matter of time before you do. And trust me when I tell you that having your anus pounded by queer after anonymous queer is no way to honor our Lord. Son, turn away from this disgusting mental disease before it is too late!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13