[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Everything I do is always a mess or a mistake. Now I have a red mark.

I do have my Bible and will read tonight. I'm sorry.

There there now Miss Kayla. Let Pastor Zeke make it alright....

[Bible Student]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Originally Posted by AngelClark

Originally Posted by Kayla For Christ
Thank you Pastor. You are still single?



Can we date? I love Jesus!
Well...uh, you see....um... __________________


Kayla, Sorry he's already engaged to Daisy Mae aka BibleThumpingBlonde. You are a day late and a dollar short.
Pastor, When are going to hear wedding bells?
Forgive me for posting in a men's only section, I will see myself out.

I know I'm not supposed to post here but she looks like kind of old for him and he says he is single

Kind of old?????? Kayla, I would have a computer technician look at your monitor. I think it is broken or distorting images.

[Kayla For Christ]

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Kind of old?????? Kayla, I would have a computer technician look at your monitor. I think it is broken or distorting images.

I'm not supposed to post here!!!

She is very pretty, but a little old for our Pastor. And I'd like to fix her hair because I am a cosmetology student.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'm not supposed to post here!!!

She is very pretty, but a little old for our Pastor. And I'd like to fix her hair because I am a cosmetology student.

I hope you aren't talking about me dear. That isn't very Christian like.

You know, JESUS doesn't like little girls who act like whores by throwing themselves at Pastors who are old enough to be your Daddy.

How about you go back to cosmetology school and learn some manners. The "I'm a whore" look is very unbecoming. Oh, yeah, if you'd have opened your Bible you'd know that.



Oh, and one more thing. They don't call me "Thumper" for nothing.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Im hoping to save my girlfriend so I can marry her and she will be properly obedient but if she refuses Ill have to dump her. If this happens would it be ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese girl. Asian girls are always meek and obedient and would make good wives and if their not Christians are probably obedient enough that they would convert if I told them to. So is it ok if I marry one if she converts if I tell her.

And by the way, don't marry an injun either. Oh, I know that popular songs would tell you otherwise, but I'm here to say that God hates a race traitor. Music like this will drag you down to hell, son.

[S_Sylver]

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Well now miss, that was one wonderful reply right there. Way to smack her back in place. I like that in a woman

[Temori]

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Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways vaginas, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

[Bible Student]

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Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways cooters, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

This is a family forum. You should not be mentioning cooters. I find mention of cooters very offensive when Unsaved Trash do it.

[Temori]

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This is a family forum. You should not be mentioning cooters. I find mention of cooters very offensive when Unsaved Trash do it.

I actually said the V word but the forum changed it to cooter. BUt it's not offensive when people of God do it? Strange.

[Temori]

Re: Is it ok if I marry a Chinese or Japanese

Be careful though, Asian girls are ninjas and might pull a quick one on you in the middle of the night. They also have sideways cooters, so procreation may be a little tricky. Maybe if you bind their feet so they can't walk quickly...

Also, I got 100 points infraction for this. Which is funny because I am Japanese and just being facetious.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Also, I got 100 points infraction for this. Which is funny because I am Japanese and just being facetious.

Being a Jap is anything BUT funny my little yellow flat-faced friend! Jesus brought you to us for a reason.

This may be your only chance to stop your heathen worship of ceramic cats and your dead ancestors! Let the Lord into your shriveled, slanted heart. Only God can cleanse the rotten fish-stink out of your undersized slope soul! Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Also, I got 100 points infraction for this. Which is funny because I am Japanese and just being facetious.

If you're a jap then my pitbull is the king of Siam.

[Dawkinian]

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There is nothing wrong with marrying a Japanese girl. Jesus spoke clearly about loving all men and women as they are all of gods children. In a modern and scientific way of thinking about it you can argue that the Genetic material of a proper Japanese woman would only improve your gene pool, as the Japanese culture if very rick and can be traced back to over 100,000 years. I miss my Japanese friend and there is nothing I can do about that. I will always miss her. (I didn't feel I was ready for a serious relationship)

Claiming cultures are different is nonsense, we are all Africans. The bible was written for the purpose of helping us understand our shortcomings, and to realize that we are very foolish people as a whole. The scribes that wrote the bible may not be particularly wise, but they make some interesting points and I have learned many things from them, but when it comes to matters of the heart you should just listen to yourself and the chemistry that comes about when your with a mate.

As for burning in hell? We don't know for a fact that there is a hell, so I would stop worrying and try to enjoy your life as best you can. Enjoy this life, and if a Japanese woman makes you happy, then go with god. God is by all means, Love and happiness.

[Redeemed Papist]

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There is nothing wrong with marrying a Japanese girl. Jesus spoke clearly about loving all men and women as they are all of gods children.

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