[AustralianQueer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Back off man.
This is my laugh, not yours.

I'm getting my shits and giggles here.

'Hitting your wife' ahaha ever heard of the Geneva convention of rights?
Legally I can report you all TRahaha Racism, Sexism and breaking a few rights.

Yep, so legal man.

[TheHoly]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I know exactly how you feel, God once told me to send all the suffering children living with atheist parents, and to send them to heaven... So i did. I started out with Timmy, my next door neighbor who's parents are atheists. Long story short, i sent Timmy to heaven, and his parents to hell.

[AustralianQueer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, don't you be hating on my Demons!
He's a great guy; took me out for dinner, then we went home and he showed me one hell of a wild time!

[Bob4God]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.

This isn't news. We get atheists and agnostics by the ton here.

I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

So you're a bisexual lunatic. That should help us all take you seriously.

I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism.

What is it with kids today and loving all over the environment? Do you really care if there are any trees left on the planet by the time you have children of your own?

Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

We discipline our women like True Christian manly men.

If you prefer to be dominated, abused, and bossed around by women your entire life, then by all means, enjoy your sick self-abasement and supplication.

[Nobar King]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.
I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism. Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

See, it's really simple: You're all afraid of change. You're like Charlie Sheen: Rambling useless garbage about trolls.

Have fun in eternal damnation,
Elso.

What is it about this forum that causes people to register and then post all kinds of nonsense?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.
I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism. Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

See, it's really simple: You're all afraid of change. You're like Charlie Sheen: Rambling useless garbage about trolls.

Have fun in eternal damnation,
Elso.

Why are you here?

[AustralianQueer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.
I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism. Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

See, it's really simple: You're all afraid of change. You're like Charlie Sheen: Rambling useless garbage about trolls.

Have fun in eternal damnation,
Elso.

[JamesDean]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

As I'm totally devoted to my household I make sure I run it tightly! Just can someone give me some advice

I hate laziness the worst and somehow my wife always seems to end up in trouble with that one!. I run a farm which means there is always something to be done. I run the milk cow part and my wife has the household, kids and her vegetable garden to work on. but somehow she always seems to be able to do one of the three sloppy once in a while. I slowly see it get worse and worse till I step in and take her in hand.

I have a belt and paddle hanging in the kitchen so she can always see it and knows the consequences of her misbehavior. I even make her oil them once a week so she won't forget them!!! I usually give her a warning too!!! But at least once a month I have to put her back in her place.

At dinner I will tell her that it's been enough with her laziness again and that we are going to work on it that evening. After dinner she has to do the dishes and put our twin daughters in bed while the boys can do that themselves. I know the boys have to go to bed early then and they don't like it but I will let them read their Bibles in bed then instead with us all downstairs.

After she is done with the kids she has to come straight back down and I will tell her what her faults are and tell her to get the Bible and find the versus that show why that is sinful! It now only takes her like 5 min as she has done that often enough now.

Then we will pray together at our home altar. Where she will pray for forgiveness while I will pray for strength to deal with her sins. When we are done she is to get the paddle and belt and lay them ready on the side table of the couch. Our couch is in the middle of the room in front of the home altar. She has to stand behind the couch,lift her skirt and bend over the back. I will pull down her underwear and I will first use the belt. I will whack that ass till it is a nice bright red color all over and I can hear she is learning her lesson. When I'm done with the belt she is to kneel in front of the altar and pray some more. When she is done I will tell her to get back in her position and then I will use the paddle on her ass till it shows the right markings so I'm sure she will feel it for at least a week!!!

When all is done she will ask me for forgiveness and she has to clear away the implements and do her household chores.

She will behave for a month but then I have to do it all over again!!! Anyone an idea how to keep her behaving better for a longer time?

[Oceanwander]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

No man should lay a hand on a woman and if does he is not a man.

So you just going to let her do as she pleases, talk back and argue with you? People like you are part of the reason there are so many divorces - men you cannot take their rightful place as head of the household!

I bet you're wife TELLS you to help her make dinner or wash dishes, and you just jump up and do it.

Women should be pleased that their husbands keep them in their place at proper and true Christian Wives. They would be very unhappy about being condemned because their Husbands allowed them to commit sinful acts.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

What is wrong with you people?? You call yourselves Christians? this is the most disgusting display of christianity Ive ever seen. I hopee you all burn.

How horribly judgmental of you! Only God can judge us, boy!

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I bet half of you have molested your own children but thats okay.

I'm sure you think it is, sicko!

We take child molestation very seriously around here. You will find that none of us has ever been convicted of child molestation. You will find zero documented cases of molestation among our congregation!

Ill be seeing you in church soon. With full back ground checks on every last one.

Not if I don't see you first, Chester!

[krohn's]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

What is wrong with you people?? You call yourselves Christians? this is the most disgusting display of christianity Ive ever seen. I hopee you all burn. I read how a man convinced his 6 year old to beat up a queer classmate. Seriously? I bet half of you have molested your own children but thats okay. This is a perversion of the Bible and you should be ashamed. No man should lay a hand on a woman and if does he is not a man. Ill be seeing you in church soon. With full back ground checks on every last one.

[Marcydarcy]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I'll take that boot and shove it up your ass too, sexy. Call me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hope he finds it too. In fact I'll slow him myself. cooter.

This section of the forum is reserved for MEN ONLY. Sneak in again and you'll get the boot.

[Marcydarcy]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hope he finds it too. In fact I'll slow him myself. Cunt.

[Oceanwander]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

how much meth did you do before you hit your wife? are you using bible pages as rolling papers again?

if my husband ever hit me i would cut off his penis and shove it up his ass.

A true Christian wife would never dare talk like this. I do hope your husband finds your post. You are in need of a good beating.

Fallow the laws laid out in the Bible or burn in hell. It is your choice.